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Robot Lie Detector Dad buys a lie detector robot which slaps people when they lie. He decides to test it at dinner. "Son, where were you today?" The son says "at school dad." Robot slaps the son! "Ok, I watched a dvd at my friends house!" "What dvd?" "Toy story." Robot slaps the son again! "Ok, it was a porno" cries the son. "What! When I was your age I didn't know what porn was" says the dad. Robot slaps the dad! Mom laughs "HaHaHa! He's certainly your son." Robot slaps the mom...
I don't want you to think like me. I just want you to think. | |
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This is how Brainiac started
RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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I posted that on my Facebook status a few days ago. It's a good joke. 
Now that was funny! I'M NOT SAYING YOU'RE UGLY. YOU JUST HAVE BAD LUCK WHEN IT COMES TO MIRRORS AND SUNLIGHT!
RIP Dick Clark, Whitney Houston, Don Cornelius, Heavy D, and Donna Summer.  | |
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I think that robot would beat my ass to death  "...because no-one gets there alone." - "...I like the floor. It's the only thing that seems real." | |
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Very funny.... Dave Is Nuttier Than A Can Of Planters Peanuts...(Ottensen) | |
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Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else. | |
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