WICOE
(Women In Charge Of Everything)

Is proud to announce the opening of its
EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN!
OPEN TO MEN ONLY
ALL ARE WELCOME

Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants

The course covers two days, and topics covered in this course include:

DAY ONE

HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS
Step by step guide with slide presentation

TOILET ROLLS- DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?
Roundtable discussion

DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR
Practicing with hamper (Pictures and graphics)

DISHES & SILVERWARE;
DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK
OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES?
Debate among a panel of experts.

REMOTE CONTROL
Losing the remote control - Help line and support groups

LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS
Starting with looking in the right place
Instead of turning the house upside down while screaming -
Open forum


DAY TWO

EMPTY MILK CARTONS;
DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE BIN?
Group discussion and role play

HEALTH WATCH;
BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH
PowerPoint presentation

REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST
Real life testimonial from the one man who did

IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY
AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?
Driving simulation

LIVING WITH ADULTS;
BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN
YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR PARTNER
Online class and role playing

HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION
Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques

REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES
& CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE
Bring your calendar or PDA to class

GETTING OVER IT;
LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME
Individual counsellors available

Man, I thought this shit was real until I read something suggesting women can parellel park.

FauxReal said:

Man, I thought this shit was real until I read something suggesting women can parellel park.

DAY THREE

Vaccuming. Why do it and what is it?

Keynote speaker.

The Ring Around the Toilet Bowl

Powerpoint presentation followed by Q&A

Now THAT was funny,

Aside from an aversion to asking directions and apparently being wrong all the time, I'm sooo the woman in my relationship, based on all of these.

DAY FOUR

THE BABY WONT CHANGE HIMSELF: ... and other hygeine parameters

You tube demonstration

DAY FIVE

SINGLE MEANS AVAILABLE: SINGLE MEANS YES

Red Tube Demonstration

Oooowwweee ya'll stooopid!

DAY ONE

FIRST ORDER OF BUSINESS

How to piss into the toilet bowl without leaving any yellow diamonds on the seat/floor, mufuggah!

Shyra said:

DAY ONE

FIRST ORDER OF BUSINESS

How to piss into the toilet bowl without leaving any yellow diamonds on the seat/floor, mufuggah!

Lesson 1 = Drink yo ass some water and lay off the prescription meds.

Lesson 2 = Point and piss.

Lesson 3 = Bleach is your friend.

Lesson 4 = What your mother didn't tell you

Lesson 5 = What your father apparently didn't show you assuming his ass was even around.

Lesson 6 = If mommma isn't happy...aint nobody happy!

Break for lunch

HotGritz said:

Shyra said:

DAY ONE

FIRST ORDER OF BUSINESS

How to piss into the toilet bowl without leaving any yellow diamonds on the seat/floor, mufuggah!

Lesson 1 = Drink yo ass some water and lay off the prescription meds.

Lesson 2 = Point and piss.

Lesson 3 = Bleach is your friend.

Lesson 4 = What your mother didn't tell you

Lesson 5 = What your father apparently didn't show you assuming his ass was even around.

Lesson 6 = If mommma isn't happy...aint nobody happy!

Break for lunch

Ya'll killing me cuz this reminds me of classes I develop for work