Thread started 03/24/11 6:00pmKlyphIsBackAga
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Help! I'm alone, I'm depressed. I haven't had sex since I stop fucking rebound girls # 1 & 2 two months ago. I can't drink because I've already got the bubble-guts. I can't go out because I spent too much money on tickets to see some skinny muthafucka with a high voice. Make me feel better! Make me forget this cramp in my left hand and this blister in my right. |
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Reply #2 posted 03/24/11 6:08pm
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Oh, and on Sunday I turn 33.....I will officially be too old to be in there....but too young to care. WITNESSS! |
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Reply #3 posted 03/24/11 6:09pm
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Someone's gotta put an end to your suffering
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Reply #4 posted 03/24/11 6:13pm
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 nothing wrong with rebound girls
revenge sex is the best 
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Reply #5 posted 03/24/11 6:17pm
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Fuck a mercy killing! Give me some Ativan, a hooker and The Flaming Lips "Waitin For Superman" on repeat and maybe, just maybe I'll make it outta this funk. |
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Reply #6 posted 03/24/11 6:25pm
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KlyphIsBackAgain said:
Give me The Flaming Lips "Waitin For Superman" on repeat
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Reply #7 posted 03/24/11 7:45pm
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KlyphIsBackAgain said:
Oh, and on Sunday I turn 33......I will officially be too old to be in there....but too young to care. WITNESSS!
um, no not really, most of us are in our late 40s
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Reply #8 posted 03/24/11 7:48pm
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ZombieKitten said:
KlyphIsBackAgain said:
Oh, and on Sunday I turn 33......I will officially be too old to be in there....but too young to care. WITNESSS!
um, no not really, most of us are in our late 40s
Well, SOME are.  |
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Reply #9 posted 03/24/11 7:49pm
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Cerebus said:
ZombieKitten said:
um, no not really, most of us are in our late 40s
Well, SOME are.
I'd love to know what the average orger age is
I bet it's mid-30s |
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Reply #10 posted 03/24/11 7:49pm
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Oh, and um, good luck. But your plea wasn't really all that inspirational, it wasn't complete insanity and it wasn't mean and judgmental, so I doubt you're going to get much help around here. |
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Reply #11 posted 03/24/11 7:51pm
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ZombieKitten said:
KlyphIsBackAgain said:
Oh, and on Sunday I turn 33......I will officially be too old to be in there....but too young to care. WITNESSS!
um, no not really, most of us are in our late 40s
GET YO OLD ASS OUT DA CLUB!!! |
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Reply #12 posted 03/24/11 7:53pm
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Cerebus said:
Oh, and um, good luck. But your plea wasn't really all that inspirational, it wasn't complete insanity and it wasn't mean and judgmental, so I doubt you're going to get much help around here.
Oh, I know. I aint looking for help, I was just bored as hell. I'm not new.....just reborn! I've been around since the beginning of this wonderful little site. |
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Reply #13 posted 03/24/11 7:53pm
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KlyphIsBackAgain said:
ZombieKitten said:
um, no not really, most of us are in our late 40s
GET YO OLD ASS OUT DA CLUB!!!
you youngsters got no place in the the old Prince folks home!!!!! |
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Reply #14 posted 03/24/11 7:55pm
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ZombieKitten said:
Cerebus said:
Well, SOME are.
I'd love to know what the average orger age is
I bet it's mid-30s
That sounds about right, but it does seem to be getting a bit younger. Although it means absolutely nothing more to me than being a number, I'm not yet 40. |
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Reply #15 posted 03/24/11 7:55pm
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KlyphIsBackAgain said:
Cerebus said:
Oh, and um, good luck. But your plea wasn't really all that inspirational, it wasn't complete insanity and it wasn't mean and judgmental, so I doubt you're going to get much help around here.
Oh, I know. I aint looking for help, I was just bored as hell. I'm not new.....just reborn! I've been around since the beginning of this wonderful little site.
I figured. |
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Reply #16 posted 03/24/11 8:06pm
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Time to find new and creative ways to meet new people and get your groove on...
ever join a church to get your fuck on?
if you have a really big dick and you fuck a big mouth in the church you will have pussy lined up around the corner since those women are always horny as hell... most are closet freaks too.
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Reply #17 posted 03/24/11 8:07pm
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paintedlady said:
Time to find new and creative ways to meet new people and get your groove on... ever join a church to get your fuck on? if you have a really big dick and you fuck a big mouth in the church you will have pussy lined up around the corner since those women are always horny as hell... most are closet freaks too. just saying....
Are a lot of the church ladies post op? |
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Reply #18 posted 03/24/11 8:13pm
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johnart said:
paintedlady said:
Time to find new and creative ways to meet new people and get your groove on... ever join a church to get your fuck on? if you have a really big dick and you fuck a big mouth in the church you will have pussy lined up around the corner since those women are always horny as hell... most are closet freaks too. just saying....
Are a lot of the church ladies post op?
tubal ligations? Nope... most are young and hot, but frustrated because they are on a mean husband hunt.
Now the seasoned church women that are savy and serious will give no man in any church the time of day if they don't come correct... but those women are a rare breed.
Usually if a man joins a church women throw themselves at him. |
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Reply #19 posted 03/24/11 8:17pm
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johnart said:
paintedlady said:
Time to find new and creative ways to meet new people and get your groove on... ever join a church to get your fuck on? if you have a really big dick and you fuck a big mouth in the church you will have pussy lined up around the corner since those women are always horny as hell... most are closet freaks too. just saying....
Are a lot of the church ladies post op?
If I even entered a church that bitch would burn to the ground. And even though I'm as atheist as they come, I was raised in the South, and my grandmother was a big influence on me, so I would NEVER use the church for fucking purposes! Hell, I still turn my radio down when I pass by a church that's in service. Funny thing is I live right across the street from one.
AND no, they're not.....but they do look like transvestites! |
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Reply #20 posted 03/24/11 8:22pm
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KlyphIsBackAgain said:
johnart said:
Are a lot of the church ladies post op?
If I even entered a church that bitch would burn to the ground. And even though I'm as atheist as they come, I was raised in the South, and my grandmother was a big influence on me, so I would NEVER use the church for fucking purposes! Hell, I still turn my radio down when I pass by a church that's in service. Funny thing is I live right across the street from one.
AND no, they're not.....but they do look like transvestites!
Trannies?  I ain't neva seen no tranny-ish women, a few are fat but not "tranny"
but it warms my heart that you have a soul and respect the church... good job nanna-Klyph! 
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Reply #21 posted 03/24/11 8:40pm
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KlyphIsBackAgain said:
johnart said:
Are a lot of the church ladies post op?
If I even entered a church that bitch would burn to the ground. And even though I'm as atheist as they come, I was raised in the South, and my grandmother was a big influence on me, so I would NEVER use the church for fucking purposes! Hell, I still turn my radio down when I pass by a church that's in service. Funny thing is I live right across the street from one.
AND no, they're not.....but they do look like transvestites!
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