a random drunk guy at a bar

once told me

"Gays get all the pussy!"

he's obviously wiser

than I had originally given him credit for

orger said:

a random drunk guy at a bar

once told me

"Gays get all the pussy!"

he's obviously wiser

than I had originally given him credit for

He was just drunk. We don't actually take the pussy.

johnart said:

orger said:

a random drunk guy at a bar

once told me

"Gays get all the pussy!"

he's obviously wiser

than I had originally given him credit for

He was just drunk. We don't actually take the pussy.

of course you don't

they just give it to you

[Edited 9/29/10 13:28pm]

johnart said:

orger said:

a random drunk guy at a bar

once told me

"Gays get all the pussy!"

he's obviously wiser

than I had originally given him credit for

He was just drunk. We don't actually take the pussy.

now, now ~ some do..

some times..

[Edited 9/29/10 13:27pm]

orger said:

johnart said:

He was just drunk. We don't actually take the pussy.

of course you don't

they just give it to you

lmao! why the sad face?

BklynBabe said:

why would I knowingly give a gay guy pussy? This some Terry McMillan shit? Plus you can tell by the pictures that it was a respectful grab....in fact sometimes hand were not actually touching boobs (shhh) trust me straight guys do not tend to grab boobs (or booty) in a respectful way...unfortunately....

Oh come on... John is SO worthy!

Terry's problem was that she got hooked on that *ish* and thought she could be the "Great Converter".

And you ain't lyin' about being roughed up by "Macho Men".

I'm changing my username to

TheBoobRespecter

line 'em up, ladies

I want to be Johns hand

wait

not all the time

just sometimes

orger said:

I'm changing my username to

TheBoobRespecter

line 'em up, ladies

I want to be Johns hand

wait

not all the time

just sometimes

I don't hire no part time hands.

When you sign up to be one of my hands you gonna have to deal with the ocassional dick.

orger said:

I want to be Johns hand

wait

not all the time

just sometimes

johnart said:

I don't hire no part time hands.

When you sign up to be one of my hands you gonna have to deal with the occasional dick.

OCCASIONAL? Pfft. Not what I heard.

johnart said:

orger said:

I'm changing my username to

TheBoobRespecter

line 'em up, ladies

I want to be Johns hand

wait

not all the time

just sometimes

I don't hire no part time hands.

When you sign up to be one of my hands you gonna have to deal with the ocassional dick.

Pfftttt... I feel myself up everyday AND can play with a dick...

johnart said:

orger said:

I'm changing my username to

TheBoobRespecter

line 'em up, ladies

I want to be Johns hand

wait

not all the time

just sometimes

I don't hire no part time hands.

When you sign up to be one of my hands you gonna have to deal with the ocassional dick.

I ocassionally deal with my dick

so maybe that wouldn't be too bad

you left handed or right?

tinaz said:

johnart said:

I don't hire no part time hands.

When you sign up to be one of my hands you gonna have to deal with the ocassional dick.

Pfftttt... I feel myself up everyday AND can play with a dick...

I like you

a lot

tinaz said:

Pfftttt... I feel myself up everyday AND can play with a dick...

....damn married people all over the place.... (kicks rocks).....

orger said:

johnart said:

I don't hire no part time hands.

When you sign up to be one of my hands you gonna have to deal with the ocassional dick.

I ocassionally deal with my dick

so maybe that wouldn't be too bad

you left handed or right?

tinaz said:

johnart said:

I don't hire no part time hands.

When you sign up to be one of my hands you gonna have to deal with the ocassional dick.

Pfftttt... I feel myself up everyday AND can play with a dick...

Tell 'em , Sis!

tinaz said:

johnart said:

I don't hire no part time hands.

When you sign up to be one of my hands you gonna have to deal with the ocassional dick.

Pfftttt... I feel myself up everyday AND can play with a dick...

Cerebus said:

tinaz said:

Pfftttt... I feel myself up everyday AND can play with a dick...

....damn married people all over the place.... (kicks rocks).....

I ain't married.

You and I could pretend we are.

Vendetta1 said:

Cerebus said:

....damn married people all over the place.... (kicks rocks).....

I ain't married.

You and I could pretend we are.

"What?"

orger said:

johnart said:

I don't hire no part time hands.

When you sign up to be one of my hands you gonna have to deal with the ocassional dick.

I ocassionally deal with my dick

so maybe that wouldn't be too bad

you left handed or right?

I like to surprise myself.

this page...

chocolate1 said:

Vendetta1 said:

I ain't married.

You and I could pretend we are.

"What?"

Oh how I wanted to molest Daddy Ron.

lawd!

Vendetta1 said:

chocolate1 said:

"What?"

Oh how I wanted to molest Daddy Ron.

You shoulda grabbed a titty while he was offering it up. OMG WAIT!!! Did HE get the Roofie Colada???

ZombieKitten said:

thekidsgirl said:

John, let me just say for the record...My boobs feel really left out of the party

:humsMotherlessChild:

yeah, what happened there

but you got to feel mine

I think John discriminates against modest-sized boobs!! mine aren't fun enough

thekidsgirl said:

ZombieKitten said:

yeah, what happened there

but you got to feel mine

I think John discriminates against modest-sized boobs!! mine aren't fun enough

Consider your boobs no longer safe around my hands.

I like how you can just disassociate your hands from your person. The boobs are safe around you, generally speaking. But your hands?! Oooo, look out!

I want to let the world (org) know

I fully intend to bring respect back

to hetero boob touching

thank you

orger said:

I want to let the world (org) know

I fully intend to bring respect back

to hetero boob touching

thank you

where's the like button on this bitch?

Bewbs! Lets be happy about somethin'!