[Edited 10/27/10 20:21pm]

I've only dumped 2 guys.

The first was a boy I was seeing when I was like 13. He was too old for me and wanted sex, I wasn't ready so I ended it.

The other was my son's father. He was immature and not the brightest, there was no way I was willing to settle for him just because I had a kid with him.

The rest all dumped me.

nobody has dumped me and got away with it

the only guy I've ever dumped I broke off with over the phone

She started sendin notes interrogatin girls on facebook about how they knew me.

Bud. Nipped. Next.

her annoyingness eventually outweighed her hotness

I once dumped a chick for sucking up my buddy at a hotel party.

He told me first thing the next morning and I dropped her. She was REAL distraught, begging me not to break it off--which didnt make a whole lotta sense to me seein as she had my buddy's dick in her mouth less than 24 hours prior.

Funny thing was that she called my buddy later that day and told him she would give him $100 if he told me he made it up. My boy comes to me with a masterplan:

"Tell her everything's cool and fuck her one more time. I'll get the money, you drop her, and we split the cash!!!!!!!!!!!"

I said cool...problem was we couldnt come up with a split. I told him we should split it 70/30--70 to me cause he was dirty. He wanted 50/50 cause he was a "good friend" for telling me.

I said if you were a good friend you would have kept your dick outta my girl's mouth.

He said if you were a good friend you wouldnt blame me for her wanting it there.

I said FUCK YOU, we laughed and never got paid.

I did let her suck me up one more time...just to help my ego.

'publically scratching himself'

I once dumped someonme because he was too nice.

I dumped another becaise he had weird hands.

Another I dumped because he had weird fetishes.

I almost dumped my husband after our first proper (sober) date because he was wearing horrible shoes. He made up for it though.

Shallow? Yes. But I was young.

StonedImmaculate said:

I once dumped a chick for sucking up my buddy at a hotel party.

He told me first thing the next morning and I dropped her. She was REAL distraught, begging me not to break it off--which didnt make a whole lotta sense to me seein as she had my buddy's dick in her mouth less than 24 hours prior.

Funny thing was that she called my buddy later that day and told him she would give him $100 if he told me he made it up. My boy comes to me with a masterplan:

"Tell her everything's cool and fuck her one more time. I'll get the money, you drop her, and we split the cash!!!!!!!!!!!"

I said cool...problem was we couldnt come up with a split. I told him we should split it 70/30--70 to me cause he was dirty. He wanted 50/50 cause he was a "good friend" for telling me.

I said if you were a good friend you would have kept your dick outta my girl's mouth.

He said if you were a good friend you wouldnt blame me for her wanting it there.

I said FUCK YOU, we laughed and never got paid.

I did let her suck me up one more time...just to help my ego.

If you did elect to go down the cash payment route then i would have demanded the full amount if i were you. Your friend puts his wanger in your girls mouth and gets paid for it?, something is rotting in Denmark there.

The last one, I dumped him because he was insecure, inconsiderate and selfish. As much as I loved him, I had to set myself free to get some peace of mind.

I dumped one before that because he was psycho.

I dumped my first boyfriend because I just wanted to date other guys..and we had grown apart.

Because he was a complete, insecure asshole.

A bunch of reasons.

Cuz I caught him trying to screw around with an 18 year old girl. cuz he was an alcoholic, cuz he would get mad at me for not getting my boobs done and not having a threesome, and cuz there was a ton of other drama there too. Like him living next door to my x husband.

General flakiness and trying to play me for a fool.

DrRockdapuss said:

She started sendin notes interrogatin girls on facebook about how they knew me.

Bud. Nipped. Next.

definitiely a good dump.....

ZombieKitten said:

nobody has dumped me and got away with it

the only guy I've ever dumped I broke off with over the phone

What do you do to them so they dont get away with it?

StillGotIt said:

ZombieKitten said:

nobody has dumped me and got away with it

the only guy I've ever dumped I broke off with over the phone

What do you do to them so they dont get away with it?

Eats their brains of course.

i love you guys......this thread.....

FauxReal said:

I got tired of her not appreciating shit and bad mouthing me to anyone who would listen. Since being married to me was so torturous, I went the humanitarian route and set her free.

honey......is that you?

ayeishamaria said:

B/c he was xtremely insecure & waaaay to clingy. He followed me to the bathroom.

I hope it was just to offer you a match..... (boxed) WTF. Who follows anybody to the bathroom.....

StillGotIt said:

FauxReal said:

I got tired of her not appreciating shit and bad mouthing me to anyone who would listen. Since being married to me was so torturous, I went the humanitarian route and set her free.

honey......is that you?

Lol, your spelling is too good, so it can't be "you".

FauxReal said:

StillGotIt said:

honey......is that you?

Lol, your spelling is too good, so it can't be "you".

I once dumped a guy because I looked at his feet, and screamed because he had 8 toes but you could tell the others used to be there. He said he lost his toes to jungle rot.

StillGotIt said:

I once dumped a guy because I looked at his feet, and screamed because he had 8 toes but you could tell the others used to be there. He said he lost his toes to jungle rot.

Daaaaaaamn.....

FauxReal said:

StillGotIt said:

I once dumped a guy because I looked at his feet, and screamed because he had 8 toes but you could tell the others used to be there. He said he lost his toes to jungle rot.

Daaaaaaamn.....

Needless to say he is now a millionaire, he was even on the cover of a magazine ...and still all I could think of when I saw the articles was those nasty ass feet......no amount of money could make me deal with that.....

StillGotIt said:

FauxReal said:

Daaaaaaamn.....

Needless to say he is now a millionaire, he was even on the cover of a magazine ...and still all I could think of when I saw the articles was those nasty ass feet......no amount of money could make me deal with that.....

You might say they were to'e up.

FauxReal said:

StillGotIt said:

Needless to say he is now a millionaire, he was even on the cover of a magazine ...and still all I could think of when I saw the articles was those nasty ass feet......no amount of money could make me deal with that.....

You might say they were to'e up.

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FauxReal said:

StillGotIt said:

What do you do to them so they dont get away with it?

Eats their brains of course.

well, nothing so dramatic

I refused to accept it and usually they give up on trying to be broke up and we resume as we were

ZombieKitten said:

FauxReal said:

Eats their brains of course.

well, nothing so dramatic

I refused to accept it and usually they give up on trying to be broke up and we resume as we were

lol...i love it. you dont eat their brains....just institute mind control.....

do you have that "flashy thing" that was in the Men in Black movies? I want one.