And by 10 PM on May 27th, I'm going to prove it.


We've sat long enough and watched gay Puerto Rican American artists infiltrate their way into the org's upper echelons and clique elite, exporting their trade across the Atlantic at times charming the hearts and minds of orgers globally to include spouses of perma-banned orgers---that's some heavy ass shit.

They've even tried to make dreadful fashion statements at various times throughout the last year, trying to introduce a trend I like to call "infomercial chic".


I understand that this thread will probably get locked soon, but I just wanted to warn some of you that you're being duped and charmed by some very dubious posters here.





Pacific to Atlantic edit
[Edited 5/11/10 23:37pm]

pssst... you forgot to include that he is a drunken whore.

cborgman said:

Honestly, I didn't have any specific person in mind. Honestly.

This is a great thread.

Dan, you sad sad ballsac sucker.

I saw the original thread Mars. We all like to see Dan go down in flames (going down, flaming....things you'd say about Dan!), but you ain't innocent in this.

What? There is no thread, but the thread you make...

TheVoid said:

i think i am going to call my next play "drunken whore (not about john gascot)"

Mars23 said:

i give it a B- so far.

Wait. And what the fuck happens at 10pm on May 11th.

I mean, I know you didn't mean anyone specifically.

cborgman said:

I'd like the opportunity to audition. It might be a challenge not playing myself.

johnart said:

not playing with yourself is pretty much your kilamanjaro, isn't it?

cborgman said:

Is that a line from one of your plays, Queerspeare?

I always thought Dan was Asian

johnart said:

Dan, Chris, La Grande Gascot; I love you three ladies...ermmmm bitches...

johnart said:

OOh, you're good!!!

johnart said:

somewhere in the closet, chris kattan is weeping with joy that he'll finally have a role.

although linda hunt would probably be a better choice.

cborgman said:

You fuckin twat!!! I'm weepin with laughter.

I will meet you and I will kick your ass.

Or at least fondle it some.

HamsterHuey said:

HamsterHuey said:

anxiety is dead, long live the new org comedy kings

cborgman said:

cborgman said:

Look at the brilliant shit he's posting elsewhere though



I haven't laughed so deeply in forever.

She's Daaaarth-vader!
He should be posting here. We will not beg.

sorry, I thought this was the Puerto Rican funeral home thread....
[Edited 4/30/10 10:49am]

Remember, everyone. Tomorrow, I reveal the worst!

As one who has fallen victim to this agenda, I eagerly await the revelation.

TheVoid said:

What kind of bullshit is this???
Lawd have mercy. I hope I won't have to hire a ladyboy to kill you.

i think this is going to be the "episode 1: the phantom menace" of org posts... a lot of built up hype to nothing.

cborgman said:

Unless there's another orger that fits the OP description...I'm kind of hoping.

TheVoid said: