zaza said:

yep, thats her

prb said:

She has bigger nose than Barbara Streisand!

OMG! I HATE Valentine's Day!

chocolate1 said:

Take a nice long bath while drinking some nice wine and eat some delicious chocolate. Treat yourself to something extra nice today.

psychodelicide said:

I'm going to see "Wolfman" by myself.
Nothing says "love" like an anthropomorphic homicidal creature!

chocolate1 said:

That's the spirit!

psychodelicide said:

10:05 show... I'm going to get dressed...
Have a great day, Nancy!

chocolate1 said:

Thanks! I hope you have a great day as well.

OMG, I have sooooo many coins in Fishville on Facebook, but I can't buy another new tank yet, because I'm not at a high enough level.

OMG, this soup is so hot, I can't eat it just yet. I have to let it cool down a little.

OMG, I think all of my girls here need to know this....just because.

Basic tutorial for women to pee standing

0. Prepare: put up the toilet seat and adjust your clothes to get them out of the way (pants down, skirts up, underwear down or to the side as you prefer). Wash your hands if you've been into hot chilis, motor oil, or germ phobias.
1. Use your fingers to spread your inner labia apart and slightly up. This is the action that prevents peeing down your leg or in a big spray, and it takes a little trial and error. See below for tips.
2. Pee forcefully and steadily, right to the end, then stop completely. If you taper off, you will dribble.
3. Wipe yourself if necessary.
4. Return your toilet seat and clothing to their standard, locked positions and wash your hands.

Tips and troubleshooting for peeing standing up

To get a smooth stream of urine, as opposed to one that goes down your leg or sprays in all directions, adjust the way you spread your lips (inner labia). Many women need to lift the labia up to get a smooth stream, but I don't. Spreading too far or not far enough can make your urine spray. It just takes a little practice to get a feel for what works.

To aim, steer with your hips, not by pulling on your labia. Pulling your labia out of their optimal position can cause your urine to spray. Consistent bladder pressure also helps with aim.

Tidy places to practice are in the shower (use the drain as a practice target) or outside.

paintedlady said:

and there will always be the main difference between a lot of males and women
i wish i had a dollar for every time i say "wash your hands!!!!!"

Alej said:

OMG Alej - I forgot how pretty you are

OMG, my stomach was cramping up last night right after I ate dinner. I laid down on the couch for a bit, then wound up falling asleep.

OMG I had a big realisation that I was tempting fate last night.

The other day I went to a special exhibit on Pompei at the Fukuoka City museum, and was all sad when I saw the plaster casts of the people who died there when the volcano exploded.
Then last night I was at Kurokawa Onsen, sitting in the volcanic hotspring, realised I was actually in a town built in a giant caldera and the spring I was in was heating by volcanic activity and full of sulfur!!!!

How ironic would it be if the volcano suddenly exploded and archaeologists in a few thousand years dug me up and found the Pompei admission ticket still in my luggage?

connorhawke said:

OMG its Noon and I havent been banned snipped or locked yet!

omg my hunger is matched only by my laziness that won't allow me to cook.

TotalANXiousNESS said:

OMG...Zaza is sooo gonna get me in trouble with my troll, i mean sister

prb said:

zaza said:

OMG!!!

a friends status on FB:

Don't you find it ironic that after Monday (M) & Tuesday (T), the rest of the week spells out WTF?

prb said:

And weekend is "SS"! Fascists!

zaza said:

now ive got a pic of P in a bathtub in my head

and im going to borrow that

prb said:

My favourite UTCM scene

zaza said:

and for those of you who like conspiracies... the weekend was brought to you by labor unions... BOOYAAA!!!

zaza said:

one of my favs...so may to choose from.

Love love love it!!! always makes me laugh

RenHoek said:

RenHoek said:

NOW THAT'S SOMETHING