ZombieKitten said:

are you a lumber jack...of sorts??

roodboi said:

no! I like CARVING

sammij said:

ZombieKitten said:

if that's not Australian for tittie fucking or something, I don't think I can be invovled...

roodboi said:

actually, there is a word, a sort of related word

ROOT

ZombieKitten said:

:r00t:

roodboi said:

Fauxie said:

:mostimpossibleemoticonever:

Fauxie said:

:bigassyellowoxymoron:

Protege said:

I can't do the animated ones though. I want alej to do :happysigh: and a bunch of other 'oxymoronic' emotoxins.

:stabbysigh:

:happypissed:

Fauxie said:

BABY MAKIN' HIPS

Alright, I'm off to get pissed down Khao San Road. Enjoy your dumbass thread.


No wait, my dumbass thread.

Fauxie said:

Fuck you

Alej said:

Have a big-ass yellow walmarty christmas!

Fauxie said:

i'ma joycing die

Fauxie said:

I shall You too

Alej said:

We've no chance of a white Christmas so we can only hold out hope for a big-ass yellow one.

Fauxie said:

That is sooooo wrong. The 9th Gate of Hell.

Oh, I haven't gone yet. I'm still here because I'm dying my hair with teeth whitening gel :ofcourse:

Fauxie said:

wtf

Protege said:

I ran out of lemon juice.

Fauxie said:

intensé!

Protege said:

You know it makes sense. It lightens shit. I want my hair lightened. It's lightening my hair. I can tell from all the blond hair that's falling out that it's working.

Fauxie said:

:dyingyourhead:

Protege said:

:gongdiemyhead:

Fauxie said:

Protege said:

There's no warning on the toothpaste saying it will cause my hair to fall out or go orange so I think it'll be ok, although last time it did go orange.

Yes, I've done this more than once.

Fauxie said:

how many tubes do you use?

sammij said:

Lawd, I haven't done it that many times. I don't use a whole tube even, maybe a fifth of one. I have short hair so I just get some on my hands and run them flat over my head, not working through my hair, just on the surface.