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Gay Teen Worried He Might Be Christian http://www.theonion.com/c...e_might_be
LOUISVILLE, KY—At first glance, high school senior Lucas Faber, 18, seems like any ordinary gay teen. He's a member of his school's swing choir, enjoys shopping at the mall, and has sex with other males his age. But lately, a growing worry has begun to plague this young gay man. A gnawing feeling that, deep down, he may be a fundamentalist, right-wing Christian. "I don't know what's happening to me," Faber admitted to reporters Monday. "It's like I get these weird urges sometimes, and suddenly I'm tempted to go behind my friends' backs and attend a megachurch service, or censor books in the school library in some way. Even just the thought of organizing a CD-burning turns me on." poor fella. [Edited 1/13/10 13:46pm] The Most Important Thing In Life Is Sincerity....Once You Can Fake That, You Can Fake Anything. |
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 gotta love the Onion!My Legacy
http://prince.org/msg/8/192731 | |
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 The Most Important Thing In Life Is Sincerity....Once You Can Fake That, You Can Fake Anything. |
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that's awful!!! poor thing  | |
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 The Most Important Thing In Life Is Sincerity....Once You Can Fake That, You Can Fake Anything. |
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lazycrockett said: beat me to it!!!!!  | |
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oh. the onion, how i love you Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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...how awful!!! ...come to cougar mommy baby...  THE B EST BE YOURSELF AS LONG AS YOUR SELF ISNT A DYCK[/r]
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The Onion.  | |
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Ὅσον ζῇς φαίνου
μηδὲν ὅλως σὺ λυποῦ πρὸς ὀλίγον ἐστὶ τὸ ζῆν τὸ τέλος ὁ χρόνος ἀπαιτεῖ.” | |
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A some good dick oughta clear that shit RIGHT up. | |
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mcmeekle ???
lolololol THE B EST BE YOURSELF AS LONG AS YOUR SELF ISNT A DYCK[/r]
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damn not a right wing fundamentalist bible thumper....
that is scary  | |
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There's only way to know for sure...
Does he do the Sanctified Slide?  "...and If all of this Love Talk ends with Prince getting married to someone other than me, all I would like to do is give Prince a life size Purple Fabric Cloud Guitar that I made from a vintage bedspread that I used as a Christmas Tree Skirt." Tame, Feb | |
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LOL, the Onion is so freaking funny. Especially Onion TV. Have you seen this one? It's NSFW.
http://www.theonion.com/c...crashes_in | |
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Language is NSFW but this one is GREAT!