Last Night I Dreamt I Had A PENIS!!!!!!!

Seriously WTF? Here I was having this perfectly regular ,slightly odd dream where I was at some Haunted House tourist Attraction near where I live (Of Which the House dosent actually exsist) There were some orgers there...but Im not sure which ones...anyway attatched to this house..up high like it was a treehouse, was a blue weatherboard house that apparently belonged to...JOHN WAYNE
Then I was walking through town with someone that I think was Imago
All of a sudden the dream switches and Im in Bed with this GIRL Playing with her boobs, about to make love to her( that was strange enough because Im the straightest person in the Universe)...I reach down and I have a PENIS...and not just any penis...A HUUUGEE LOOONGGGG ONNEEE In the dream I keep reaching down thinking "Oh Shit!!"
That was the point at which I woke up and I swear it felt so real I actually had to CHECK to make sure I didnt have one
For half an hour after I woke up I was still trying to figure out why the Heck the PENIS???? I mean come on now

PRINCE IS WATCHING U " When an Artist Creates, whatever they create belongs to society"

U can't polish a turd.. but u can roll it in glitter

No hope, no harm? Just another false alarm?

"I'm a lover, not a haitcher"- Pandurito

aww ur thinking of me
and fondling the tittays


o wait ..... step away from the computer sweety ur breathing in to much dust

Never let it b said that toots don't let u know what's on her mind-Freddy(L4OATheOriginal)
Smurf theme song-seriously how many fucking "La Las" can u fit into a dam song
Proud Wendy and Lisa Fancy Lesbian asskisser

That is not a dream hun.....that is a nightmare....a night terror

too much halloween candy chilli...u should have listened to Princey

No more candy 4 u

Damn right it was huge, I wouldn't have it any other way!

Great dream!

Once I had dream where I was in the big gym playing basketball with some students from high school - suddenly, very beautiful girl came to me and she started to kiss me. Well, it was just a dream, so I didn't find strange I will have sex in front of all those students..but then, when she put off all of her clothes...SHE HAD BIG PENIS AND SHE WANTED ME TO GIVE HER A HEAD! (sorry for my english, there might be some errors)

Imago: "You look You know, that kind of super-hot, cuteness that gets a guy raped in prison. "

My cover of the "Crush" by Smashing Pumpkins: http://prince.org/msg/15/314710.

zaza said:

Great dream!

Once I had dream where I was in the big gym playing basketball with some students from high school - suddenly, very beautiful girl came to me and she started to kiss me. Well, it was just a dream, so I didn't find strange I will have sex in front of all those students..but then, when she put off all of her clothes...SHE HAD BIG PENIS AND SHE WANTED ME TO GIVE HER A HEAD! (sorry for my english, there might be some errors)

PRINCE IS WATCHING U " When an Artist Creates, whatever they create belongs to society"

U can't polish a turd.. but u can roll it in glitter

chillichocaholic said:

zaza said:

Great dream!

Once I had dream where I was in the big gym playing basketball with some students from high school - suddenly, very beautiful girl came to me and she started to kiss me. Well, it was just a dream, so I didn't find strange I will have sex in front of all those students..but then, when she put off all of her clothes...SHE HAD BIG PENIS AND SHE WANTED ME TO GIVE HER A HEAD! (sorry for my english, there might be some errors)

OH MY LOORRDDDDD

Imago: "You look You know, that kind of super-hot, cuteness that gets a guy raped in prison. "

My cover of the "Crush" by Smashing Pumpkins: http://prince.org/msg/15/314710.

zaza said:

chillichocaholic said:

OH MY LOORRDDDDD

When I woke up, those were exactly my words

PRINCE IS WATCHING U " When an Artist Creates, whatever they create belongs to society"

U can't polish a turd.. but u can roll it in glitter

Moonbeam said:

PRINCE IS WATCHING U " When an Artist Creates, whatever they create belongs to society"

U can't polish a turd.. but u can roll it in glitter

toots said:

aww ur thinking of me
and fondling the tittays


o wait ..... step away from the computer sweety ur breathing in to much dust

PRINCE IS WATCHING U " When an Artist Creates, whatever they create belongs to society"

U can't polish a turd.. but u can roll it in glitter

StillGotIt said:

That is not a dream hun.....that is a nightmare....a night terror

PRINCE IS WATCHING U " When an Artist Creates, whatever they create belongs to society"

U can't polish a turd.. but u can roll it in glitter

chillichocaholic said:

StillGotIt said:

That is not a dream hun.....that is a nightmare....a night terror

I really DO NOt want a Penis...so yes a night terror

Imago: "You look You know, that kind of super-hot, cuteness that gets a guy raped in prison. "

My cover of the "Crush" by Smashing Pumpkins: http://prince.org/msg/15/314710.

You were probably holding hubbys penis while dreaming

Edmonton, AB - - If you're happy and you know it your hands, if you're happy and you know it do a

luv4u said:

You were probably holding hubbys penis while dreaming

PRINCE IS WATCHING U " When an Artist Creates, whatever they create belongs to society"

U can't polish a turd.. but u can roll it in glitter

zaza said:

chillichocaholic said:

I really DO NOt want a Penis...so yes a night terror

Why not? You can aim when you are peeing and you can draw pictures in the snow

PRINCE IS WATCHING U " When an Artist Creates, whatever they create belongs to society"

U can't polish a turd.. but u can roll it in glitter

chillichocaholic said:

zaza said:

Why not? You can aim when you are peeing and you can draw pictures in the snow

Awww come on now, men never aim properly !!!

chillichocaholic said:

StillGotIt said:

That is not a dream hun.....that is a nightmare....a night terror

I really DO NOt want a Penis...so yes a night terror

chillichocaholic said:

Moonbeam said:

No hope, no harm? Just another false alarm?

WTF?

"I'm a lover, not a haitcher"- Pandurito

chillichocaholic said:

zaza said:

Why not? You can aim when you are peeing and you can draw pictures in the snow

Awww come on now, men never aim properly !!!

I actually had a dream I had a penis after a friend of mine told me of when she dreamt she had one! Very odd!

noimageatall said:

chillichocaholic said:

I really DO NOt want a Penis...so yes a night terror

What I wouldn't give for a penis right about now...

I just posted the dream i had over on the kiss and tell thread...Its still weirding me out!

me too and then i woke up and it was STILL there.

last year i frequently dreamt that my penis would fall off

it would just come off and i would freak out and put it back
and sit very still, hoping it would somehow stick back, lol.

but it would always fall off again

many nights i've wondered around the house, in my dreams, with
my penis in my hand, panicking, thinking "omg omg omg how can
i attach it again?"

NMuzakNSoul said:

me too and then i woke up and it was STILL there.

PRINCE IS WATCHING U " When an Artist Creates, whatever they create belongs to society"

U can't polish a turd.. but u can roll it in glitter

IstenSzek said:

last year i frequently dreamt that my penis would fall off

it would just come off and i would freak out and put it back
and sit very still, hoping it would somehow stick back, lol.

but it would always fall off again

many nights i've wondered around the house, in my dreams, with
my penis in my hand, panicking, thinking "omg omg omg how can
i attach it again?"

PRINCE IS WATCHING U " When an Artist Creates, whatever they create belongs to society"

U can't polish a turd.. but u can roll it in glitter

Moonbeam said:

chillichocaholic said:

WTF?

That's what your thread title reminded me of! It's actually funny thinking of Morrissey singing your thread title.
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PRINCE IS WATCHING U " When an Artist Creates, whatever they create belongs to society"

U can't polish a turd.. but u can roll it in glitter

chillichocaholic said:

IstenSzek said:

last year i frequently dreamt that my penis would fall off

it would just come off and i would freak out and put it back
and sit very still, hoping it would somehow stick back, lol.

but it would always fall off again

many nights i've wondered around the house, in my dreams, with
my penis in my hand, panicking, thinking "omg omg omg how can
i attach it again?"

U could ask john Bobbit....come to think of it are u sure thats the reason why u were wandering around with ure penis in ure hand?