15 Relationships "Every Woman Should Have"??...

What do you think, ladies? Is this true? lol...and how many of these have you had? (from some AOL social thing or another)...I'm assuming that some guys you've dated/been involved with can cover more than one category...

And guys, which of these types have you been in the past? lol


1. The first love

Every girl remembers her first love and it sets the scene for all your future relationships. It's a time of romantic fantasies, experimentation and hopes and dreams for your life together. You may have learnt a lot since then but there's nothing quite as special as the first time. Awww!


2. The bad boy

Treat 'em mean, keep 'em keen is his philosophy and guess what? It works. Well, until the thrill of the chase wears off and you realise that being treated badly is not as sexy as it first seemed. Every girl needs to date a bad boy though, even if it's only so you can finally see the attraction of the nice ones after all.


3. The holiday romance

He sends you a sangria from across the bar and for two weeks you share the deepest darkest secrets you can only tell someone you know, in truth, you'll never see again. Blended with balmy nights and crashing waves, you're done for!


4. The long distance relationship

Absence makes the heart grow fonder and writing love letters, intimate late night phone calls and the anticipation of seeing each other again is enough to make all the longing worth while. Just make sure that the reality of the relationship lives up to the romantic ideal you have created.


5. The older man

He's mature, sophisticated and has lots of money - which he's willing to spend on you! After dating men your own age who don't know what they want or how to get it, the intelligent conversation and charm can be enough to forget about the receding hairline, mid-life crisis and ex-wife!


6. The friend-turned-lover

He's seen you when you're hungover, he knows all about your embarrassing habits and former failures and he loves you anyway. The friend-turned-lover is the most comfortable relationship as you know he likes you for who you are. Just don't let it become more like sister and brother than starry-eyed lovers.


7. The booty call

This horny devil hits all the right spots and is ready to disrobe at the click of your fingers but leaving emotions at the bedroom door, keeping it strictly sexual, is the key enjoying this raunchy one and yet still escape unscathed.


8. The unavailable one

Whether they are married, live a long way away or are just emotionally unavailable, there is that constant challenge and hope that you will be one to transform them. Unfortunately, you probably won't, but you will have a lot of fun trying and enjoying the exhilarating thrill of the chase.


9. The heartbreaker

Yes, it feels like your world has ended and no, it's not a pleasant experience, but as the old saying goes - what doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Experiencing that intense low only makes the highs higher and helps you to appreciate the love of your life even more when he does come along.


10. The one night stand

The simple pleasure of no-strings-attached sex is a liberating experience. It's about enjoying the moment, being sexy, confident and not caring if he calls in the morning - in fact not even giving him your number. Enjoy the night, guilt-free, for what it is - pure, unadulterated fun!


11. The one who loves you more than you love him

It's amazing to find 'the one' and know that your love for each other is equal but until then bask in a wee ego boost with the man who tells anyone who'll listen just how amazing you are whilst you make very little effort. It's tough being adored!


12. The Katy Perry

It might be controversial but a little girl-on-girl action is not to be sniffed at. Whether you indulge in a small smooch or a full on raunch fest, experiment and see what all the fuss is about!


13. The mirror image

You have so much in common, you share the same friends, have the same career and want the same things...it all seems so perfect. And it is until you realise that you're going out with yourself. See how long it is before he starts to irritate you after that!


14. The new man

He does the laundry (and separates the whites!) without being asked and conjures up a three course menu to cook for your friends the first time he meets them. Some say hold on to him with a vice-like grip, others say his feminine side threatens to make you look like the hairy macho one of the relationship.


15. The Coke drinker

It's a fact of Life that Coke does indeed taste better than Pepsi, and this guy understands everything that oh, hell, I just made this one up, sue me.


15. The one

This is what it's all about. All the dating, all the heartache and headaches will finally lead you to the one. The conversation is easy, the attraction is magnetic and you both want the same things in life. Enjoy it, nurture it, and use all your experiences of other relationships to keep hold of this one and make sure it lasts the distance.

Byron said:

What do you think, ladies? Is this true? lol...and how many of these have you had? (from some AOL social thing or another)...I'm assuming that some guys you've dated/been involved with can cover more than one category...

And guys, which of these types have you been in the past? lol


1. The first love

Every girl remembers her first love and it sets the scene for all your future relationships. It's a time of romantic fantasies, experimentation and hopes and dreams for your life together. You may have learnt a lot since then but there's nothing quite as special as the first time. Awww!


2. The bad boy

Treat 'em mean, keep 'em keen is his philosophy and guess what? It works. Well, until the thrill of the chase wears off and you realise that being treated badly is not as sexy as it first seemed. Every girl needs to date a bad boy though, even if it's only so you can finally see the attraction of the nice ones after all.


3. The holiday romance

He sends you a sangria from across the bar and for two weeks you share the deepest darkest secrets you can only tell someone you know, in truth, you'll never see again. Blended with balmy nights and crashing waves, you're done for!


4. The long distance relationship

Absence makes the heart grow fonder and writing love letters, intimate late night phone calls and the anticipation of seeing each other again is enough to make all the longing worth while. Just make sure that the reality of the relationship lives up to the romantic ideal you have created.


5. The older man

He's mature, sophisticated and has lots of money - which he's willing to spend on you! After dating men your own age who don't know what they want or how to get it, the intelligent conversation and charm can be enough to forget about the receding hairline, mid-life crisis and ex-wife!


6. The friend-turned-lover

He's seen you when you're hungover, he knows all about your embarrassing habits and former failures and he loves you anyway. The friend-turned-lover is the most comfortable relationship as you know he likes you for who you are. Just don't let it become more like sister and brother than starry-eyed lovers.


7. The booty call

This horny devil hits all the right spots and is ready to disrobe at the click of your fingers but leaving emotions at the bedroom door, keeping it strictly sexual, is the key enjoying this raunchy one and yet still escape unscathed.


8. The unavailable one

Whether they are married, live a long way away or are just emotionally unavailable, there is that constant challenge and hope that you will be one to transform them. Unfortunately, you probably won't, but you will have a lot of fun trying and enjoying the exhilarating thrill of the chase.


9. The heartbreaker

Yes, it feels like your world has ended and no, it's not a pleasant experience, but as the old saying goes - what doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Experiencing that intense low only makes the highs higher and helps you to appreciate the love of your life even more when he does come along.


10. The one night stand

The simple pleasure of no-strings-attached sex is a liberating experience. It's about enjoying the moment, being sexy, confident and not caring if he calls in the morning - in fact not even giving him your number. Enjoy the night, guilt-free, for what it is - pure, unadulterated fun!


11. The one who loves you more than you love him

It's amazing to find 'the one' and know that your love for each other is equal but until then bask in a wee ego boost with the man who tells anyone who'll listen just how amazing you are whilst you make very little effort. It's tough being adored!


12. The Katy Perry

It might be controversial but a little girl-on-girl action is not to be sniffed at. Whether you indulge in a small smooch or a full on raunch fest, experiment and see what all the fuss is about!


13. The mirror image

You have so much in common, you share the same friends, have the same career and want the same things...it all seems so perfect. And it is until you realise that you're going out with yourself. See how long it is before he starts to irritate you after that!


14. The new man

He does the laundry (and separates the whites!) without being asked and conjures up a three course menu to cook for your friends the first time he meets them. Some say hold on to him with a vice-like grip, others say his feminine side threatens to make you look like the hairy macho one of the relationship.


15. The Coke drinker

It's a fact of Life that Coke does indeed taste better than Pepsi, and this guy understands everything that oh, hell, I just made this one up, sue me.


15. The one

This is what it's all about. All the dating, all the heartache and headaches will finally lead you to the one. The conversation is easy, the attraction is magnetic and you both want the same things in life. Enjoy it, nurture it, and use all your experiences of other relationships to keep hold of this one and make sure it lasts the distance.

" 'tis the season after all...peace on earth and goodwill towards total assholes... " - roodboi

I've experienced most of these and I can see why most of them fit on the list. Maybe not all...

@ the first #15...

I have pretty much experienced all of these..except that last one!

Is there a corresponding list for dudes?

I've had most of these except for all after 11.

Most except one of 'em

Byron said:

I don't know about that list but here is what I HAVE had:

the crush from high school
after crushing on him for 2 years, finally got him to myself and clutched onto him desperately for 5 years, sure I would never have another boyfriend ever.

the hot housemate
he moved in, we lived together as housemates platonically for 6 months, then suddenly one night it became something else entirely and it was a purely physical thing for a few weeks before he moved to another state, we both felt the previous 6 months was a waste of potential

the loser
what was I thinking? He didn't even like me that much

the master
he pursued me, I was flattered, after 3 weeks I was sure I loved him. We are polar opposites in nearly every way and I don't really understand how we co-habit

Byron said:[quote]What do you think, ladies? Is this true? lol...and how many of these have you had? (from some AOL social thing or another)...I'm assuming that some guys you've dated/been involved with can cover more than one category...

And guys, which of these types have you been in the past? lol


1. The first love yup




2. The bad boy more than once




3. The holiday romancenot yet




4. The long distance relationship not sure....




5. The older man shhh....




6. The friend-turned-lover yeah, not a good idea




7. The booty call'butt' of course!




8. The unavailable one no




9. The heartbreakeryup




10. The one night stand oh yeah, so wild!




11. The one who loves you more than you love him not sure




12. The Katy Perry YES YES YES




13. The mirror image no




14. The new manno




15. The Coke drinker yes




15. The one.....

I've been these...

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RenHoek said:

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1. The first love

Of course.

2. The bad boy

Of course.


3. The holiday romance

Summer flings rule.


4. The long distance relationship

Yes, sucks major fat ass.

5. The older man

Ya, no. Hell, no.

6. The friend-turned-lover

All the time.

7. The booty call

The best sitch ever.

8. The unavailable one

Yes, I can get them though...but only for so long.


9. The heartbreaker

By the first love.


10. The one night stand

Only when I was really young...now they gross me out.


11. The one who loves you more than you love him

I hate this situation...but only been in that twice.

12. The Katy Perry

Um...no.


13. The mirror image

Never happened.


14. The new man

Ew, never happened...thankfully!


15. The Coke drinker

Coke sucks.

15. The one

Not yet...but I think I am pretty happy with my "the one right now"s.

Byron said:

What do you think, ladies? Is this true? lol...and how many of these have you had? (from some AOL social thing or another)...I'm assuming that some guys you've dated/been involved with can cover more than one category...

And guys, which of these types have you been in the past? lol


1. The first love

Every girl remembers her first love and it sets the scene for all your future relationships. It's a time of romantic fantasies, experimentation and hopes and dreams for your life together. You may have learnt a lot since then but there's nothing quite as special as the first time. Awww!


2. The bad boy

Treat 'em mean, keep 'em keen is his philosophy and guess what? It works. Well, until the thrill of the chase wears off and you realise that being treated badly is not as sexy as it first seemed. Every girl needs to date a bad boy though, even if it's only so you can finally see the attraction of the nice ones after all.


3. The holiday romance

He sends you a sangria from across the bar and for two weeks you share the deepest darkest secrets you can only tell someone you know, in truth, you'll never see again. Blended with balmy nights and crashing waves, you're done for!


4. The long distance relationship

Absence makes the heart grow fonder and writing love letters, intimate late night phone calls and the anticipation of seeing each other again is enough to make all the longing worth while. Just make sure that the reality of the relationship lives up to the romantic ideal you have created.


5. The older man

He's mature, sophisticated and has lots of money - which he's willing to spend on you! After dating men your own age who don't know what they want or how to get it, the intelligent conversation and charm can be enough to forget about the receding hairline, mid-life crisis and ex-wife!


6. The friend-turned-lover

He's seen you when you're hungover, he knows all about your embarrassing habits and former failures and he loves you anyway. The friend-turned-lover is the most comfortable relationship as you know he likes you for who you are. Just don't let it become more like sister and brother than starry-eyed lovers.


7. The booty call

This horny devil hits all the right spots and is ready to disrobe at the click of your fingers but leaving emotions at the bedroom door, keeping it strictly sexual, is the key enjoying this raunchy one and yet still escape unscathed.


8. The unavailable one

Whether they are married, live a long way away or are just emotionally unavailable, there is that constant challenge and hope that you will be one to transform them. Unfortunately, you probably won't, but you will have a lot of fun trying and enjoying the exhilarating thrill of the chase.


9. The heartbreaker

Yes, it feels like your world has ended and no, it's not a pleasant experience, but as the old saying goes - what doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Experiencing that intense low only makes the highs higher and helps you to appreciate the love of your life even more when he does come along.


10. The one night stand

The simple pleasure of no-strings-attached sex is a liberating experience. It's about enjoying the moment, being sexy, confident and not caring if he calls in the morning - in fact not even giving him your number. Enjoy the night, guilt-free, for what it is - pure, unadulterated fun!


11. The one who loves you more than you love him

It's amazing to find 'the one' and know that your love for each other is equal but until then bask in a wee ego boost with the man who tells anyone who'll listen just how amazing you are whilst you make very little effort. It's tough being adored!


12. The Katy Perry

It might be controversial but a little girl-on-girl action is not to be sniffed at. Whether you indulge in a small smooch or a full on raunch fest, experiment and see what all the fuss is about!


13. The mirror image

You have so much in common, you share the same friends, have the same career and want the same things...it all seems so perfect. And it is until you realise that you're going out with yourself. See how long it is before he starts to irritate you after that!


14. The new man

He does the laundry (and separates the whites!) without being asked and conjures up a three course menu to cook for your friends the first time he meets them. Some say hold on to him with a vice-like grip, others say his feminine side threatens to make you look like the hairy macho one of the relationship.


15. The Coke drinker

It's a fact of Life that Coke does indeed taste better than Pepsi, and this guy understands everything that oh, hell, I just made this one up, sue me.


15. The one

This is what it's all about. All the dating, all the heartache and headaches will finally lead you to the one. The conversation is easy, the attraction is magnetic and you both want the same things in life. Enjoy it, nurture it, and use all your experiences of other relationships to keep hold of this one and make sure it lasts the distance.

#5 rawks!!!

Byron said:[quote]What do you think, ladies? Is this true? lol...and how many of these have you had? (from some AOL social thing or another)...I'm assuming that some guys you've dated/been involved with can cover more than one category...

And guys, which of these types have you been in the past? lol


1. The first love

Of course

2. The bad boy

More than I care to remember

3. The holiday romance

Not yet

4. The long distance relationship

Short one

5. The older man

Definitely, but they're not always so "mature"

6. The friend-turned-lover

Yes, bad idea


7. The booty call

NO, but definitely headed for one or three


8. The unavailable one

yes

9. The heartbreaker

yes, dammit


10. The one night stand

Once

11. The one who loves you more than you love him

Yes

12. The Katy Perry

No

13. The mirror image

No


14. The new man

No


15. The Coke drinker

Didn't have a relationship with Byron

15. The one

Still waiting...

WTF, how many of you hos actually have 15+ relationships?

PunkMistress said:

WTF, how many of you hos actually have 15+ relationships?

CarrieMpls said:

PunkMistress said:

WTF, how many of you hos actually have 15+ relationships?

2 of my relationships qualified for 3 different categories. So that's 6 of the above in only 2 guys.

PunkMistress said:

WTF, how many of you hos actually have 15+ relationships?

PunkMistress said:

CarrieMpls said:

2 of my relationships qualified for 3 different categories. So that's 6 of the above in only 2 guys.

Ah, I see. Chris alone would qualify for 3 of those for me.

PunkMistress said:

WTF, how many of you hos actually have 15+ relationships?

1. The first love

Yep


2. The bad boy

More than 1

3. The holiday romance

Kinda sorta...we still talk but he lives on the other coast.


4. The long distance relationship

Ugh, yes.


5. The older man

Nope.


6. The friend-turned-lover

Oh god yes, big mistake!

7. The booty call

Ooooh yes

8. The unavailable one

Yep


9. The heartbreaker

Ugh unfortunately yes.


10. The one night stand

Never had a one night stand, they always came back for more!


11. The one who loves you more than you love him

Yes, he was my first love...but then I fell out of love with him. We are best friends to this day though.


12. The Katy Perry

Yes.


13. The mirror image

Nope.


14. The new man

Nope.

15. The Coke drinker

HAAAAA!!!!!

15. The one

I'll get back to you on this...

15? Ohh damn.....

1. The first love
Yes had this


2. The bad boy
Yes had this

3. The holiday romance
Yes had this in high school

4. The long distance relationship
Yes had this


5. The older man
Yes had this

6. The friend-turned-lover
Yes had this

7. The booty call
Nope never, not a booty call kinda gal.


8. The unavailable one
Yep had this

9. The heartbreaker
uh huh had this one too

10. The one night stand
Nope not a one night stand kinda gal.

11. The one who loves you more than you love him
Kind of confused by this one.

12. The Katy Perry
In fantasies only!!!

13. The mirror image
Yep had this. I got on my nerves often.

14. The new man
Yep, love this.

15. The one
I have him now It's the most wonderful thing ever.

"Who gonna check me boo?"

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CarrieLee said:

1. The first love

yes, he died of cancer in 02

2. The bad boy

oh yeah been there done that a few times over.


3. The holiday romance

yeah


4. The long distance relationship

5 years of 6 months in town and 6 months out of town... wow!

5. The older man
i always date older

6. The friend-turned-lover

no

7. The booty call

two or three a week


8. The unavailable one
the more unavailable a guy is the hotter he is to me

9. The heartbreaker

i told everyone he was either the one or the one to break my heart guesss which one it ended up being.

10. The one night stand

the other days of the week that aren't occupied with the booty call


11. The one who loves you more than you love him
yeah...


12. The Katy Perry

never kissed a girl don't plan on it.


13. The mirror image
nope


14. The new man

nope


15. The Coke drinker

sure why not

15. The one

can't say i've been there yet.

1. The first love
6th and 8th grade..wasn't serious...just received valentine chocolate heart and and m&m dispenser...a huge one.





11. The one who loves you more than you love him
don't love him, but he used to tell me he loved me a lot...we weren't even dating...it was creepy.



13. The mirror image
I want someone just like me- this would be my soulmate


14. The new man

He does the laundry (and separates the whites!) without being asked and conjures up a three course menu to cook for your friends the first time he meets them. Some say hold on to him with a vice-like grip, others say his feminine side threatens to make you look like the hairy macho one of the relationship. (not bad...you should hold onto someone like this...I want someone more macho than I though)



15. The one

This is what it's all about. All the dating, all the heartache and headaches will finally lead you to the one. The conversation is easy, the attraction is magnetic and you both want the same things in life. Enjoy it, nurture it, and use all your experiences of other relationships to keep hold of this one and make sure it lasts the distance.[/quote] can't wait!!!

Yes to all, over and over. Some of them taste so sweet...