If Hollywood Was Doing Your Life Story

Who would be the actor/actress to play you?

And who would direct it?

funkpill said:

Who would be the actor/actress to play you?

And who would direct it?

The late, great Tamara Dobson and directed by QT of course.







Doin' kick do's too

You don't need directions and you don't need cash. From your Jimmy Choos to your Ultralash. ~ Prince
And when the groove is dead and gone, you know that Love survives so we can rock FOREVER. ~ RIP MJ

Or maybe Trina Parks, the hot chick that played Thumper in Diamonds Are Forever

You don't need directions and you don't need cash. From your Jimmy Choos to your Ultralash. ~ Prince
And when the groove is dead and gone, you know that Love survives so we can rock FOREVER. ~ RIP MJ

SCNDLS said:

Or maybe Trina Parks, the hot chick that played Thumper in Diamonds Are Forever

dang!!! some beautiful women

onenitealone said:

SCNDLS said:

Or maybe Trina Parks, the hot chick that played Thumper in Diamonds Are Forever

One of my favourite Bond films ... and I know now never to mess with you.

You don't need directions and you don't need cash. From your Jimmy Choos to your Ultralash. ~ Prince
And when the groove is dead and gone, you know that Love survives so we can rock FOREVER. ~ RIP MJ

funkpill said:

dang!!! some beautiful women

You don't need directions and you don't need cash. From your Jimmy Choos to your Ultralash. ~ Prince
And when the groove is dead and gone, you know that Love survives so we can rock FOREVER. ~ RIP MJ

SCNDLS said:

I love this one too. The way she moved was ridiculous. I don't know if she can act but who the hell cares???

SCNDLS said:

funkpill said:

dang!!! some beautiful women

I know you didn't think I'd have some busted ass chick playing ME????

funkpill said:

SCNDLS said:

I know you didn't think I'd have some busted ass chick playing ME????

Actually, I thought you have to be quite beautiful yourself to choose these ladies...

You don't need directions and you don't need cash. From your Jimmy Choos to your Ultralash. ~ Prince
And when the groove is dead and gone, you know that Love survives so we can rock FOREVER. ~ RIP MJ

bill duke and the coen bros.would direct

Todd Solondz would have to direct it. He's good at making tragic things funny and vice versa.

and i want la pequena to play me.

Anxiety said:

Todd Solondz would have to direct it. He's good at making tragic things funny and vice versa.

and i want la pequena to play me.

JustErin said:

Anxiety said:

Todd Solondz would have to direct it. He's good at making tragic things funny and vice versa.

and i want la pequena to play me.

WTF?

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

JustErin said:

WTF?

You're psychic

SCNDLS said:

onenitealone said:

One of my favourite Bond films ... and I know now never to mess with you.

I love this one too. The way she moved was ridiculous. I don't know if she can act but who the hell cares???

onenitealone said:

funkpill said:

Who would be the actor/actress to play you?

And who would direct it?

Jason Statham as the lead.

Probably John Waters directing.

Anxiety said:

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

You're psychic

DUH, you guys:

Ottensen said:

SCNDLS said:

I love this one too. The way she moved was ridiculous. I don't know if she can act but who the hell cares???

Right up until 3:00 she was whoopin' dat ass

You don't need directions and you don't need cash. From your Jimmy Choos to your Ultralash. ~ Prince
And when the groove is dead and gone, you know that Love survives so we can rock FOREVER. ~ RIP MJ

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SCNDLS said:

Ottensen said:

Right up until 3:00 she was whoopin' dat ass

While doing abdominal isolations

funkpill said:

Who would be the actor/actress to play you?

And who would direct it?

SCNDLS said:

The late, great Tamara Dobson and directed by QT of course.







Doin' kick do's too

Anxiety said:

Todd Solondz would have to direct it. He's good at making tragic things funny and vice versa.

and i want la pequena to play me.

" LOVE YOU 4EVA GRANDMA LOLA, WATCH OVER US TILL WE MEET AGAIN. PRINCE: WH3N U L3T TH3 RAIN FALL DOWN, TH3Y ALL GONNA G3T W3T!

F. Gary Gray or Michael Mann directing.


actress that plays me has to be sexy, funny, smart and command that screen baby. so basically my life story isn't getting made cuz today's actresses suck ass.


runner ups tho


angelina joile
catherine zeta j
kerry washington
rosario dawson
or that gun toting chick from Tarantino's Death Proof. she just needs to get some beyonce hair and she's good to go.

" LOVE YOU 4EVA GRANDMA LOLA, WATCH OVER US TILL WE MEET AGAIN. PRINCE: WH3N U L3T TH3 RAIN FALL DOWN, TH3Y ALL GONNA G3T W3T!

It would have to be part fantasy, part dark comedy, part melodrama

Directed by Michael Gondry and Tim Burton

and hopefully starring

Rosario Dawson (because I love her )

Byron said: