No! Your ass isnt muddy..

I will love you forever and you will never be forgotten - L.A.F.

Dancelot said:

Martina, now orgs official resident fairy/pixie
Your name...it means Warrior. So, you are the "warrior fairy!"

hokie said:

The man I'm seeing said he saw a guy in his 60's out with a much younger girl that he assumed was in her 20's or 30's. He said in his opinion the girl wasn't attractive at all. The man was strutting around like he was it though because I guess he thought he was hot stuff because he had gotten this young girl to go out with him. He told me that when he saw them he thought to himself that not everyone was lucky enough to have such a cute and sweet woman in their life the way he did.



That made me smile for days. Actually I'm still smiling over it.

Imago said:

Dave1992 said:

An old friend, whom I have seen the first time in several years last Friday, has told me that I have turned into an idle old women and that she is sure I will be a good McDonalds worker or Farmer someday.

'Your daughter is way ahead in her development - she's a very intelligent little girl and will do very well at school.' - Faye's nursery teacher.

'You've done a brilliant job bringing up Faye, Kerry - I can tell that you spend time teaching her, her vocabulary is amazing! You should be very proud' - my dad

"Mo chuisle mo chroí"

All day, all night...You can be my baby, I'll make you feel alright...

endymion said:

Dave1992 said:

An old friend, whom I have seen the first time in several years last Friday, has told me that I have turned into an idle old women and that she is sure I will be a good McDonalds worker or Farmer someday.

Thats a bit harsh Dave, im still gonna pleasure you tonight, though.

Serious said:

Dancelot said:

Dave1992 said:

endymion said:

Thats a bit harsh Dave, im still gonna pleasure you tonight, though.

I was told this morning that I am going to be a great mom.

I am glad he has faith in me.

MrsMdiver said:

I was told this morning that I am going to be a great mom.

I am glad he has faith in me.

Dave1992 said:

Serious said:

Excuse ME, but it's not my fault I can't live up to Condolezza's expectations! So what, she's used to black men!

Martina, now orgs official resident fairy/pixie
Your name...it means Warrior. So, you are the "warrior fairy!"

MrsMdiver said:

I was told this morning that I am going to be a great mom.

I am glad he has faith in me.

Martina, now orgs official resident fairy/pixie
Your name...it means Warrior. So, you are the "warrior fairy!"

Serious said:

Dave1992 said:

Excuse ME, but it's not my fault I can't live up to Condolezza's expectations! So what, she's used to black men!

Recently I am too, at least to one .

Dave1992 said:

Serious said:

Recently I am too, at least to one .

(Morris D voice) I'm gonna make you love ME!

Martina, now orgs official resident fairy/pixie
Your name...it means Warrior. So, you are the "warrior fairy!"

A nursing student I was tutoring in biology said, "you're going to be a great doctor, and nurses will love working with you." I thought that was really nice. One of my big professional goals is to have a great working relationship with nurses, because they are the ones who actually run things.

I also had a couple of students last quarter tell me I was the best "biology teacher" they'd had, which doesn't speak well for their actual biology teachers, but it was still nice.

MrsMdiver said:

I was told this morning that I am going to be a great mom.

I am glad he has faith in me.

endymion said:

hokie said:

The man I'm seeing said he saw a guy in his 60's out with a much younger girl that he assumed was in her 20's or 30's. He said in his opinion the girl wasn't attractive at all. The man was strutting around like he was it though because I guess he thought he was hot stuff because he had gotten this young girl to go out with him. He told me that when he saw them he thought to himself that not everyone was lucky enough to have such a cute and sweet woman in their life the way he did.



That made me smile for days. Actually I'm still smiling over it.

That means he wants a blow job



Glad its all going well for you

hokie said:

endymion said:

That means he wants a blow job



Glad its all going well for you

Oh, all he has to do is ask for that! Good lord!

endymion said:

hokie said:

Oh, all he has to do is ask for that! Good lord!

Yeah but you know men are fundamentally crap at communication dont you

hokie said:

endymion said:

Yeah but you know men are fundamentally crap at communication dont you

OK. So all he has to do is drop his pants and push my head down.

endymion said:

hokie said:

OK. So all he has to do is drop his pants and push my head down.

Is that what you girls call foreplay

hokie said:

endymion said:

Is that what you girls call foreplay

No, that's male communication at it's finest.

endymion said:

hokie said:

No, that's male communication at it's finest.

I must admit i like to be communicated with in that way

my wife wrote this for me the other day



When I met Christopher, it was clear that he was an incredibly involved parent to his two children. His life was dedicated to teaching them, disciplining them, making them strong, nurturing them and providing the best life possible. It totally turned me on.

When he met my daughters, they immediately warmed to his strong, funny, gentle personality. See, their biological father had become addicted to drugs when they were very small and had been out of their lives for years. No child support, no birthday presents, no presence at school events, no nothing.

When we decided to get married, he asked the children how they felt about him adopting them and becoming their legal father. All four children responded with a unanimous DUH, do it already!

It hasn't always been easy for him to deal with four crazy ragamuffins making noise, ruining his house, knocking over his surround sound speakers, losing their house keys, eating up all his food, running up all his bills, and making his hair turn grey. But he loves each and every one of them with a fierceness that brings tears to my eyes, and a strength that breaks my heart.

Happy Father's Day.

JerseyKRS said:

my wife wrote this for me the other day



When I met Christopher, it was clear that he was an incredibly involved parent to his two children. His life was dedicated to teaching them, disciplining them, making them strong, nurturing them and providing the best life possible. It totally turned me on.

When he met my daughters, they immediately warmed to his strong, funny, gentle personality. See, their biological father had become addicted to drugs when they were very small and had been out of their lives for years. No child support, no birthday presents, no presence at school events, no nothing.

When we decided to get married, he asked the children how they felt about him adopting them and becoming their legal father. All four children responded with a unanimous DUH, do it already!

It hasn't always been easy for him to deal with four crazy ragamuffins making noise, ruining his house, knocking over his surround sound speakers, losing their house keys, eating up all his food, running up all his bills, and making his hair turn grey. But he loves each and every one of them with a fierceness that brings tears to my eyes, and a strength that breaks my heart.

Happy Father's Day.

JerseyKRS said:

my wife wrote this for me the other day



When I met Christopher, it was clear that he was an incredibly involved parent to his two children. His life was dedicated to teaching them, disciplining them, making them strong, nurturing them and providing the best life possible. It totally turned me on.

When he met my daughters, they immediately warmed to his strong, funny, gentle personality. See, their biological father had become addicted to drugs when they were very small and had been out of their lives for years. No child support, no birthday presents, no presence at school events, no nothing.

When we decided to get married, he asked the children how they felt about him adopting them and becoming their legal father. All four children responded with a unanimous DUH, do it already!

It hasn't always been easy for him to deal with four crazy ragamuffins making noise, ruining his house, knocking over his surround sound speakers, losing their house keys, eating up all his food, running up all his bills, and making his hair turn grey. But he loves each and every one of them with a fierceness that brings tears to my eyes, and a strength that breaks my heart.

Happy Father's Day.

JerseyKRS said:

my wife wrote this for me the other day



When I met Christopher, it was clear that he was an incredibly involved parent to his two children. His life was dedicated to teaching them, disciplining them, making them strong, nurturing them and providing the best life possible. It totally turned me on.

When he met my daughters, they immediately warmed to his strong, funny, gentle personality. See, their biological father had become addicted to drugs when they were very small and had been out of their lives for years. No child support, no birthday presents, no presence at school events, no nothing.

When we decided to get married, he asked the children how they felt about him adopting them and becoming their legal father. All four children responded with a unanimous DUH, do it already!

It hasn't always been easy for him to deal with four crazy ragamuffins making noise, ruining his house, knocking over his surround sound speakers, losing their house keys, eating up all his food, running up all his bills, and making his hair turn grey. But he loves each and every one of them with a fierceness that brings tears to my eyes, and a strength that breaks my heart.

Happy Father's Day.

JerseyKRS said:

my wife wrote this for me the other day



When I met Christopher, it was clear that he was an incredibly involved parent to his two children. His life was dedicated to teaching them, disciplining them, making them strong, nurturing them and providing the best life possible. It totally turned me on.

When he met my daughters, they immediately warmed to his strong, funny, gentle personality. See, their biological father had become addicted to drugs when they were very small and had been out of their lives for years. No child support, no birthday presents, no presence at school events, no nothing.

When we decided to get married, he asked the children how they felt about him adopting them and becoming their legal father. All four children responded with a unanimous DUH, do it already!

It hasn't always been easy for him to deal with four crazy ragamuffins making noise, ruining his house, knocking over his surround sound speakers, losing their house keys, eating up all his food, running up all his bills, and making his hair turn grey. But he loves each and every one of them with a fierceness that brings tears to my eyes, and a strength that breaks my heart.

Happy Father's Day.

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