Amazing...How long did it take you to come up with that?

2the9s said:

that's what i wanna know!!! i printed up a copy of that poem, but i lost it...

Wonderful, wonderful thread!

creamychemist said:

I started it at 12:30, and posted it at 2:11am... yeah, I couldn't sleep, and had this on my mind...so, there it is!

Thank u all 4 ur kind words!

It's cool June7, I enjoyed reading it

That is so good.

yay !

Very Creative!

a man after my own heart...

Thank you...

June7 said:

Muchas gracias, senor!

Te nada.. chiquita wettita!

i only just got around to reading this...very cool

pffft!



am i going to have to go back to dominating these forums to get shout outs in this kind of shit again?

AaronUnlimited said:

When was that again?

2the9s said:

under the evil Aaron and AaronForever regimes

AaronUnlimited said:

Thank God for that regime change!

nice!

There u go Aaron... anything 2 avoid the past!!!

Consider urself shout-outed!

A Toast too June7 One of the Coolest,A Knowledge Genius too Me,&Full of Life.I enjoyed it Man.you have a way with Words&so much depth&joy.the Best too you&Yours&everybody else.Much props&Seasons Greetings.

Thanx mistermaxxx, I'll drink 2 that... and right back atcha!!!

Thank you, June7.

And santa fell down a chimney,broke his neck and died two days later in the hospital.The End.
Now when do we get to holloween?

June7 said:

thanks

Ho Ho Ho!

PlastikLuvAffair said:

June7
And yes, I have BlueAgave's poem. Sad as it might sound I do cut'n'paste things from here if I them enlightining, funny or think that they may be useful for blackmail purposes in the future.

Anyway here is to BlueAgave and that poem that had me literaly ROFLMAO!!
(hope you don't mind me pasting it up again)


'Twas the night b4 Christmas and all thru Paisley Park, not a musician was stirring, not even...Brown Mark? The jams were all locked in the Vault with great care, in hopes that the bootleggers wouldn't notice them there. The children of the Rainbow were out doing the Work, and Prince was, as usual, just being a jerk. Sending unwanted emails to his fams about Christmas, 'Stead of running the Club like a legitimate business. When out on the soundstage, there arose such a clatter, Prince sprang from his computer to see WTF was the matter. He threw on his heels and ran away fast, but slipped on spilled soy milk and fell on his ass. He tore round the corner, then stopped dead, dumbstruck so shocked was our Prince that he almost yelled, "Fuck!". 'Cuz what to his eyelinered eyes should appear? But Santa himself and eight pissed off reindeer. Santa stood glaring, both hands on his hips, and he wasted no time smacking Prince in the lips.
When Santa again got control of himself, he sat on the floor with the help of an elf.
"Come here, sit down, son. I wanna rap for a bit. But Prince sat kinda far, afraid Santa would hit. The old man sighed once and said, "Prince, why U hatin'? I hear tell on the Org that U're callin' me Satan! I really should take back those toys that I gave u-- all the Big Wheels and Tonkas and guitars I made u. I know that old Larry has put on a hex; so u'll no longer swear, nor sing often of sex.
Do what u want, I ain't sayin' nothin' If u never again sing 'bout butterin' a muffin. U've been studying with JWs, and brother that's cool, but that don't give U license 2 act like a fool. Most of your fams want 2 njoy the season, don't worry urself, they all know no Jesus’ the reason. They all no it can b commercial, and cheesy and lame, but it can also b loving and warm just the same. The malls and the parking and the lines, yeah, they bite, but what can compare 2 that beautiful night. When families gather in peace, love, and joy? And what of the smiles on the girls and the boys? Believe what u want, hey, it's a free nation. But don't go 'round assigning to others damnation.
Now I'm gonna split--for now, props and pounds, but if you call me the devil, we gon' go 2 rounds.
I want u 2 think about all that I've said, now go take your skinny black ass back 2 bed’’.
Then in a blink, Santa and the reindeer were gone, leaving Prince there on the floor he was on.
He got 2 his feet and dusted off his lace pants, and decided 2 give Christmas spirit a chance.
He went back 2 his website, apologized 2 his fams, and decided 4 good measure 2 release xtra jams. Prince sat back and waited for the thanks 2 commence, so he could hardly believe what he saw happen hence. The naysayers began with their usual whine, "Hey! I have this already! Give me what's mine!"
Prince stared, then he glared, then he was all twitches; then he exploded and he hollered, "U sons of bitches! Goddamnit, fuck u, and y’all go 2 hell!" And then, just like that was broken the spell!
Prince began 2 remember when he was his own man and he ne'er had 2 listen 2 no Larry Graham.
Then all of a sudden, Prince was back in full force and he got back 2 the music...and the cussing, of course.

Nah, I don't mind at all... it's a classic. I remember that one. Brings back memories of when Prince sent out that ridiculous hateful poem! It was not well received by most people.

Anyway... thanx 4 posting it!

Brought back 4 review due 2 Moonbeam's thread...

A bonafide classic! Very touching.

Bumped for consideration for thread of the year.