Funny things that kids do or say

Tonight after dinner my youngest nephew came up,and gave me a hug,then he says sorry,and walks away,I said sorry for wha..but before I can finish my sentence I realize that he has farted. He then turns to me laughing,and says Happy Birthday!















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I'm always having to do that. I'll be in my study, only place I get a little privacy and one of the kids will come in and I'm like "oh, sorry baby" and they will run out screaming after a second.

I was dating a single mother. We'd had a number of dates, and one evening she felt it was the right time to bring her 9-year-old son along.

We're at a pizzeria, watching basketball and cracking jokes. Everything seems to be going well. Her son was a bit hyper but seemed to be cool with the outing.

Still, it was unclear to me whether he grasped the larger the context of our all being out.

Then, from out of nowhere, he blurts out with a mouthful of pizza: "I look like my daddy."

My little one said "It's very soggy today mummy, isn't it?"
He meant foggy

ZombieKitten said:

I'm always having to do that. I'll be in my study, only place I get a little privacy and one of the kids will come in and I'm like "oh, sorry baby" and they will run out screaming after a second.

EmeraldSkies said:

ZombieKitten said:

I'm always having to do that. I'll be in my study, only place I get a little privacy and one of the kids will come in and I'm like "oh, sorry baby" and they will run out screaming after a second.

Screaming? Poor kids.

you can't beat farts for getting a laugh. my daughter (6) always denies them. she blames them on her brother even when he is not in the room.

My 8 year old says "snowtado" instead of "tornado" he can't get right
my 2 year old scraped her knee went into the bathroom and stuck a pantyliner on it and came outside.

irrisistableB said:

One time I was watching the Muppets with my sister when she was a little baby. Pigs in space came on and when the spaceship zoomed in and filled up the TV screen she scrambled, turning around clutching me tightly and said "I'm Scary"

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

One time I was watching the Muppets with my sister when she was a little baby. Pigs in space came on and when the spaceship zoomed in and filled up the TV screen she scrambled, turning around clutching me tightly and said "I'm Scary"

My daughter started to read when she was about 3 years old, before she could contextualize the stuff she saw.

My wife, my daughter and I were driving down the street one day, and my daughter asks, "What's a whore?"

Needless to say, we were... surprised. But we've always been pretty open about things -- just age-appropriate. My wife goes through some long schpiel about our bodies, modesty, etc., and she explained essentially that whores are those who like to show their privates to too many inappropriate people. My daughter understood, but she had a look on her face like WTH!?!

I asked her, "Sweety, where did you hear about whores?" She answers, "The sign on that store. It says 'Open 24 whores.' "

Lammastide said:

My daughter started to read when she was about 3 years old, before she could contextualize the stuff she saw.

My wife, my daughter and I were driving down the street one day, and my daughter asks, "What's a whore?"

Needless to say, we were... surprised. But we've always been pretty open about things -- just age-appropriate. My wife goes through some long schpiel about our bodies, modesty, etc., and she explained essentially that whores are those who like to show their privates to too many inappropriate people. My daughter understood, but she had a look on her face like WTH!?!

I asked her, "Sweety, where did you hear about whores?" She answers, "The sign on that store. It says 'Open 24 whores.' "

My son, then 4 yrs old, came in while I was changing his 1 month old brother's diaper. The 4 yr old was looking at the industrial size package of diapers. It shows the different stages of diapers for babies and a picture of a baby for that stage.
He is reading "There's a lying down baby, there's a sitting up baby, theres's a crawling baby, there's a walking baby...Hey, why didn't we get a walking baby!"

“Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.”
-Calvin & Hobbes

EmeraldSkies said:

Tonight after dinner my youngest nephew came up,and gave me a hug,then he says sorry,and walks away,I said sorry for wha..but before I can finish my sentence I realize that he has farted. He then turns to me laughing,and says Happy Birthday!















[Edited 5/20/09 22:12pm]

Irish Diplomacy: The art of telling someone to go to hell, and having them look forward to the trip.

My give a damn is busted.

irrisistableB said:

Irish Diplomacy: The art of telling someone to go to hell, and having them look forward to the trip.

My give a damn is busted.

Lammastide said:

My daughter started to read when she was about 3 years old, before she could contextualize the stuff she saw.

My wife, my daughter and I were driving down the street one day, and my daughter asks, "What's a whore?"

Needless to say, we were... surprised. But we've always been pretty open about things -- just age-appropriate. My wife goes through some long schpiel about our bodies, modesty, etc., and she explained essentially that whores are those who like to show their privates to too many inappropriate people. My daughter understood, but she had a look on her face like WTH!?!

I asked her, "Sweety, where did you hear about whores?" She answers, "The sign on that store. It says 'Open 24 whores.' "

Irish Diplomacy: The art of telling someone to go to hell, and having them look forward to the trip.

My give a damn is busted.

psychodelicide said:

Lammastide said:

My daughter started to read when she was about 3 years old, before she could contextualize the stuff she saw.

My wife, my daughter and I were driving down the street one day, and my daughter asks, "What's a whore?"

Needless to say, we were... surprised. But we've always been pretty open about things -- just age-appropriate. My wife goes through some long schpiel about our bodies, modesty, etc., and she explained essentially that whores are those who like to show their privates to too many inappropriate people. My daughter understood, but she had a look on her face like WTH!?!

I asked her, "Sweety, where did you hear about whores?" She answers, "The sign on that store. It says 'Open 24 whores.' "

Wow, your daughter started reading when she was 3? Smart little girl!

Lammastide said:

psychodelicide said:

Wow, your daughter started reading when she was 3? Smart little girl!

She learned to talk pretty early, too. Hasn't shut her mouth since.

Lammastide said:

My daughter started to read when she was about 3 years old, before she could contextualize the stuff she saw.

My wife, my daughter and I were driving down the street one day, and my daughter asks, "What's a whore?"

Needless to say, we were... surprised. But we've always been pretty open about things -- just age-appropriate. My wife goes through some long schpiel about our bodies, modesty, etc., and she explained essentially that whores are those who like to show their privates to too many inappropriate people. My daughter understood, but she had a look on her face like WTH!?!

I asked her, "Sweety, where did you hear about whores?" She answers, "The sign on that store. It says 'Open 24 whores.' "

Lammastide said:

psychodelicide said:

Wow, your daughter started reading when she was 3? Smart little girl!

She learned to talk pretty early, too. Hasn't shut her mouth since.

Irish Diplomacy: The art of telling someone to go to hell, and having them look forward to the trip.

My give a damn is busted.

Lammastide said:

My daughter started to read when she was about 3 years old, before she could contextualize the stuff she saw.

My wife, my daughter and I were driving down the street one day, and my daughter asks, "What's a whore?"

Needless to say, we were... surprised. But we've always been pretty open about things -- just age-appropriate. My wife goes through some long schpiel about our bodies, modesty, etc., and she explained essentially that whores are those who like to show their privates to too many inappropriate people. My daughter understood, but she had a look on her face like WTH!?!

I asked her, "Sweety, where did you hear about whores?" She answers, "The sign on that store. It says 'Open 24 whores.' "

Lammastide said:

psychodelicide said:

Wow, your daughter started reading when she was 3? Smart little girl!

She learned to talk pretty early, too. Hasn't shut her mouth since.

Lammastide said:

psychodelicide said:

Wow, your daughter started reading when she was 3? Smart little girl!

She learned to talk pretty early, too. Hasn't shut her mouth since.

"Mo chuisle mo chroí"

All day, all night...You can be my baby, I'll make you feel alright...

I was watching an epsiode of Brothers and Sisters and my 4 year old came in and started to watch. There was a scene where Ally McBeal lady asks Rob Lowe to marry him, he left this long pause and Faye piped up 'Errr... that'll be a no then' and walked off I nearly wet meself!

"Mo chuisle mo chroí"

All day, all night...You can be my baby, I'll make you feel alright...

MrsGoodnight said:

I was watching an epsiode of Brothers and Sisters and my 4 year old came in and started to watch. There was a scene where Ally McBeal lady asks Rob Lowe to marry him, he left this long pause and Faye piped up 'Errr... that'll be a no then' and walked off I nearly wet meself!

One of my kids was crying and lefting his foot, I got panicked I thought he stepped on a needle or a sharp object,,,,turned out he was having abit of a "stone shit" situation

Momma, its so hard!

Love is just like the faucet
It turns off and on
Sometimes when you think it's on baby
It has turned off and gone


Lady Day

Harlepolis said:

One of my kids was crying and lefting his foot, I got panicked I thought he stepped on a needle or a sharp object,,,,turned out he was having abit of a "stone shit" situation

Momma, its so hard!

"Mo chuisle mo chroí"

All day, all night...You can be my baby, I'll make you feel alright...

heybaby said:

Lammastide said:

My daughter started to read when she was about 3 years old, before she could contextualize the stuff she saw.

My wife, my daughter and I were driving down the street one day, and my daughter asks, "What's a whore?"

Needless to say, we were... surprised. But we've always been pretty open about things -- just age-appropriate. My wife goes through some long schpiel about our bodies, modesty, etc., and she explained essentially that whores are those who like to show their privates to too many inappropriate people. My daughter understood, but she had a look on her face like WTH!?!

I asked her, "Sweety, where did you hear about whores?" She answers, "The sign on that store. It says 'Open 24 whores.' "

MrsGoodnight said:

I was watching an epsiode of Brothers and Sisters and my 4 year old came in and started to watch. There was a scene where Ally McBeal lady asks Rob Lowe to marry him, he left this long pause and Faye piped up 'Errr... that'll be a no then' and walked off I nearly wet meself!