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PICK UP LINES, COME ON'S AND STORIES What are some of the worst lines..come on's or promises u have been given..... | |
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dads to mum
Just remember,Life is a "parade", "doves will cry,", when you "play in the sunshine" wearing ure "raspberry beret" & while "something in the water does not compute": u will NEVER be as OLD AS PRINCE!! ....taken from Chill's 40th bday card to me | |
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do u wanna go halves in a baby they did- me | |
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I can't believe guys still use this one ... | |
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where have u been all my life...
Just remember,Life is a "parade", "doves will cry,", when you "play in the sunshine" wearing ure "raspberry beret" & while "something in the water does not compute": u will NEVER be as OLD AS PRINCE!! ....taken from Chill's 40th bday card to me | |
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ocean said: I can't believe guys still use this one ...
Guy - "U know what would look good on u" Girl - Guy - "Me" [Edited 2/19/09 18:15pm] i was just racking my brains 4 that one Just remember,Life is a "parade", "doves will cry,", when you "play in the sunshine" wearing ure "raspberry beret" & while "something in the water does not compute": u will NEVER be as OLD AS PRINCE!! ....taken from Chill's 40th bday card to me | |
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I must have died and gone to heaven because Im looking at an angel
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ocean said: I must have died and gone to heaven because Im looking at an angel
Just remember,Life is a "parade", "doves will cry,", when you "play in the sunshine" wearing ure "raspberry beret" & while "something in the water does not compute": u will NEVER be as OLD AS PRINCE!! ....taken from Chill's 40th bday card to me | |
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"wanna go to a party after the gig?" | |
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prb said: ocean said: I must have died and gone to heaven because Im looking at an angel
Then there's the trying to sound madly in love promises that they probably say to every girl they date knowing full well they would never follow through with it ...like "Im gonna get ur name tattooed on my body" [Edited 2/19/09 19:58pm] | |
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ZombieKitten said: "wanna go to a party after the gig?"
Well at least that doesn't sound like a line LOL | |
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ocean said: ZombieKitten said: "wanna go to a party after the gig?"
Well at least that doesn't sound like a line LOL it was a party in his pants and I was invited | |
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ZombieKitten said: ocean said: Well at least that doesn't sound like a line LOL it was a party in his pants and I was invited OMG | |
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ocean said: ZombieKitten said: it was a party in his pants and I was invited OMG Just remember,Life is a "parade", "doves will cry,", when you "play in the sunshine" wearing ure "raspberry beret" & while "something in the water does not compute": u will NEVER be as OLD AS PRINCE!! ....taken from Chill's 40th bday card to me | |
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What about those ending relationship lines | |
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"Have you got any Argentinian in you?"
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ZombieKitten said: "Have you got any Argentinian in you?"
"No!" "Do you want some?" Just remember,Life is a "parade", "doves will cry,", when you "play in the sunshine" wearing ure "raspberry beret" & while "something in the water does not compute": u will NEVER be as OLD AS PRINCE!! ....taken from Chill's 40th bday card to me | |
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my dad knew them all.
Just remember,Life is a "parade", "doves will cry,", when you "play in the sunshine" wearing ure "raspberry beret" & while "something in the water does not compute": u will NEVER be as OLD AS PRINCE!! ....taken from Chill's 40th bday card to me | |
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ZombieKitten said: "Have you got any Argentinian in you?"
"No!" "Do you want some?" | |
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Back when Sophie Lee was the Saturday morning cartoons "it" girl, she was interviewed in a magazine, and asked what was the best pick up line she'd heard: "come and see the little cats"
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You got something on your chest - My eyes. | |
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Is there a mirror in your pants? I can see myself in them! | |
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ocean said: ZombieKitten said: "Have you got any Argentinian in you?"
"No!" "Do you want some?" | |
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ZombieKitten said: Is there a mirror in your pants? I can see myself in them!
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ZombieKitten said: "wanna go to a party after the gig?"
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What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper. | |
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"Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bedrock!" | |
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Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me. | |
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"How about $200?"
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"...And when he comes, our murdered dreams shall wake; and when he comes, all the mute birds shall sing." | |
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I wanna put my thingy into your thingy. | |
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