PICK UP LINES, COME ON'S AND STORIES

What are some of the worst lines..come on's or promises u have been given.....
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dads to mum

do u wanna go halves in a baby

they did- me

prb said:

dads to mum

do u wanna go halves in a baby

they did- me

I can't believe guys still use this one ...

Guy - "U know what would look good on u"
Girl -
Guy - "Me"
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where have u been all my life...

ocean said:

I can't believe guys still use this one ...

Guy - "U know what would look good on u"
Girl -
Guy - "Me"
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I must have died and gone to heaven because Im looking at an angel

ocean said:

I must have died and gone to heaven because Im looking at an angel

"wanna go to a party after the gig?"

prb said:

ocean said:

I must have died and gone to heaven because Im looking at an angel

ZombieKitten said:

"wanna go to a party after the gig?"

ocean said:

ZombieKitten said:

"wanna go to a party after the gig?"

Well at least that doesn't sound like a line LOL

ZombieKitten said:

ocean said:

Well at least that doesn't sound like a line LOL

it was a party in his pants and I was invited

ocean said:

ZombieKitten said:

it was a party in his pants and I was invited

OMG

What about those ending relationship lines
It's not u it's me ....meaning F*ck let me get away from this nut bag as quickly and politely as I can
Remember I will always love u ..meaning see Im the good guy/girl in this ...I just don't want to be within 100 miles of u anymore
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"Have you got any Argentinian in you?"
"No!"
"Do you want some?"

ZombieKitten said:

"Have you got any Argentinian in you?"
"No!"
"Do you want some?"

my dad knew them all.

he was always good with one liners

ZombieKitten said:

"Have you got any Argentinian in you?"
"No!"
"Do you want some?"

Back when Sophie Lee was the Saturday morning cartoons "it" girl, she was interviewed in a magazine, and asked what was the best pick up line she'd heard: "come and see the little cats"
and what was her biggest regret in life:
"not going to see the little cats"

You got something on your chest - My eyes.

Is there a mirror in your pants? I can see myself in them!

ocean said:

ZombieKitten said:

"Have you got any Argentinian in you?"
"No!"
"Do you want some?"

Yeah I've had that one ...except it wasn't Argentinian

ZombieKitten said:

ZombieKitten said:

"wanna go to a party after the gig?"

What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.

"Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bedrock!"

Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.

"How about $200?"


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I wanna put my thingy into your thingy.