Answer the door, its an Orger!

Knock Knock.
Someone is atthe door, it's an orger you never met before.
What happens next?

Invite the person in

Edmonton, AB - - "all seeing, all knowing-thats our luv -prb"-"Yeah...we're like the Hotel California of fansites" - Nikademus - Nothinbutjoy¤°: I am so beyond mother fucking glad that it's the God Damned weekend that i could just shit kitttens

luv4u said:

Invite the person in

join him on my porch and watch the stars.

this is going to happen to Ocean in a week or so

sammij said:

would u rather have a novice at matters of the heart....or an expert lover?....then don't complain and appreciate this.....

"today, your love. tomorrow. the world...wish could stay, but i'm looking 4 more"

luv4u said:

Invite the person in

.. and they're scoping out your house n stuff lol ..

SirPsycho said:

sammij said:

join him on my porch and watch the stars.

but what if i have to use the bathroom really really bad

sammij said:

SirPsycho said:

but what if i have to use the bathroom really really bad

i'd let you in of course
...provided you hadn't already relieved yourself in my garden or something

would u rather have a novice at matters of the heart....or an expert lover?....then don't complain and appreciate this.....

"today, your love. tomorrow. the world...wish could stay, but i'm looking 4 more"

SirPsycho said:

sammij said:

i'd let you in of course
...provided you hadn't already relieved yourself in my garden or something

i wouldn't dare pee in your garden...

unless of course we were doing an interpretive dance to a george clinton composition

Ask them to present identification and proof they aren't just an orger imposter. Then... I'd ask how they found me. Ain't no creepy stalkers comin' in through the door!

Flowers2 said:

luv4u said:

Invite the person in

.. and they're scoping out your house n stuff lol ..

Edmonton, AB - - "all seeing, all knowing-thats our luv -prb"-"Yeah...we're like the Hotel California of fansites" - Nikademus - Nothinbutjoy¤°: I am so beyond mother fucking glad that it's the God Damned weekend that i could just shit kitttens

If it's Christopher, we goin' ta Popeye's!

catch a flight to Italy... just for kicks!

If its a certain orger... he's gonna wish there are high bushes around.

tell them the invasion's happening at carrie's place, lock the door, then hide!

littlemissG said:

Memaw loves her Seyhan

Anxiety said:

tell them the invasion's happening at carrie's place, lock the door, then hide!

Well, first of all, I wouldn't just open the door! I'd sneak up to the window and peek to see who it is. Then I'd either hide (I'm horrible ) or I'd run to the door like the nerd that I am and greet them,give them a big hug, and invite them in!! We'd chill and talk and have a drink

FauxJokie

CarrieMpls said:

Anxiety said:

tell them the invasion's happening at carrie's place, lock the door, then hide!

"I’m King Kong, Godzilla MOTHERFUCKER! I’m the KING of Lake Street, motherfucker!"

open the door let them in, serve em drinks and chat. or go out.

KidaDynamite said:

If it's Christopher, we goin' ta Popeye's!

CarrieMpls said:

Anxiety said:

tell them the invasion's happening at carrie's place, lock the door, then hide!

Het! Like that would be original.


Open the door and announce your very late and SLAM it!

Muse2NOPharaoh said:

Het! Like that would be original.


Open the door and announce your very late and SLAM it!

Where the fuck did you get my address??

Depends which orger it is

invite them to my bedroom

It's Dex

He is buck naked and just wants to lay on my deck in the sun

cool man no worries

want some ice tea ?

Probably put some clothes on. Or take them off. Depends who is at the door.