The madam opened the brothel door in Calgary and saw a rather dignified, well-dressed, good-looking man in his late forties or early fifties.

'May I help you sir? she asked.
'I want to see Nicole,' the man replied.
'Sir, Nicole is one of our most expensive ladies. Perhaps you would prefer someone else', said the madam.

'No, I must see Nicole,' he replied.
Just then, Nicole appeared and announced to the man she charged $5,000 a
visit. Without hesitation, the man pulled out five thousand dollars and
gave it to Nicole, and they went upstairs. After an hour, the man calmly
left.

The next night, the man appeared again, once more demanding to see Nicole. Nicole explained that no one had ever come back two nights in a
row as she was too expensive. And there were no discounts. The price was still $5,000.

Again, the man pulled out the money, gave it to Nicole, and they went upstairs. After an hour, he left.

The following night the man was there yet again. Everyone was astounded that he had come for a third consecutive night, but he paid Nicole and
they went upstairs.

After their session, Nicole questioned the man, 'No one has ever been with me three nights in a row. Where are you from?' she asked. The man replied, ' Ontario '

'Really', she said, 'I have family in Ontario .'
'I know.' the man said. 'Your sister died, and I am her attorney. She asked me to give you your $15,000 inheritance.'

The moral of the story is that three things in life are certain.

1. Death
2. Taxes
3. Being screwed by a lawyer

so this is way we get in return for all the pleading we have done to get you back here?????

abierman said:

I am just easing back in.....i have to get up to speed...it will get better i promise.

abierman said:

i feel cheated.

evenstar3 said:

Fuck you Laurel

mdiver said:

For $5000?

ArielB said:

mdiver said:

my kingdom for a link to the calm the fuck down mdiver macro

evenstar3 said:

mdiver said:

mdiver said:

Priceless thread...

RenHoek said:

It's like a train wreck huh?

mdiver said:

Oh yeah and that's when I like to bust out some popcorn, a lawnchair and just watch...

mdiver said:

Next time I'm up there, you and I are gonna do the watermelon crawl.

Imago said: