never fails

shanti0608 said:

!

1.I had a bit of an emergency and wasn't able to get it. Soon. I promise

2. ¡Jódete!

3. Eww.

thank you .. and sure, when?

The pool pump died, the washing machine door broke and last night the dishwasher decided it was feeling left out so leaked all over my bloody floor.....oh and the computer is misbehaving .....what else can pack it in this week

Ocean said:

But the dishwater cleaned up the blood on the floor, right?

Ocean said:

TMPletz said:

Well it was a great crime scene clean up method

Ocean said:

my mum always said do it like in that Roald Dahl story, bludgeon your victim with a leg of lamb, then roast it and offer it to the investigators for dinner

shanti0608 said:

You should make one!

1 cup packed light brown sugar
1 tablespoon cornstarch
1/2 teaspoon salt
1 teaspoon ground ginger
1 teaspoon ground cinnamon
1/8 teaspoon ground cloves
1 1/2 cups fresh Pumpkin Puree or canned
3 large eggs, lightly beaten, plus
1 egg for glaze
1 1/2 cups evaporated milk
1 tablespoon heavy cream


Cooking Directions
Preheat oven to 425 degrees F. Line a baking sheet with parchment paper; set aside. In a large bowl, combine sugar, cornstarch, salt, ginger, cinnamon, cloves, pumpkin puree, and 3 eggs. Beat well. Add evaporated milk, and combine. Set aside.
Between two pieces of plastic wrap, roll pate brisee into a 12-inch circle. Fit pastry into a 9-inch glass pie plate; trim dough evenly along edge, leaving about a 1/2-inch overhang. Pinch to form a decorative edge. If the dough begins to soften, chill for 15 minutes.
Make the glaze: Beat the remaining egg, and combine with heavy cream. Brush glaze very lightly on edges of pie shell. Fill pie shell with pumpkin mixture. Transfer to prepared baking sheet.
Bake for 10 minutes. Reduce heat to 350 degrees F, and continue baking for 30 minutes more. Cool on a wire rack.
Yield: 8 servings

ZombieKitten said:

NOW we know what happened to your previous boyfriends!

TMPletz said:

you mean





my mum is a serial killer?

quite often a truck would be pulled up outside our house
it said sweeney todd medical disposal on it

now it's all starting to make sense

ZombieKitten said:

Oh like you didn't have anything to do with those incidents.

ZombieKitten said:

Remind me never to come to ur place for dinner

Charlotte can I borrow ur leg of lamb .....
[Edited 7/15/08 21:01pm]

TMPletz said:

I LIKED those boys

Ocean said:

coming right up!

which one would you like



this lamb has 3 spares!

ZombieKitten said:

I can't use it like that .....it's too cute ..even with 7 legs

Ocean said:

isn't he
I really hope they aren't trying to breed them like that

shanti0608 said:

Good heavens!

Dear Kylie,

ZombieKitten said:

what kind of weird fuckery is this

HamsterHuey said:

There is no sound on this computer but the picture is enough to concern me

your.

fucking.

goigin.

Ocean said:

Protege said:

kipplize blatham mygada to you too

InsatiableCream said:

mygada secks

ZombieKitten said:

I was wondering that too - poor baby.