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GEORGE CARLIN HAS DIED http://www.reuters.com/ar...2520080623
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That sucks.
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First Richard, now George. The world has lost the two greatest comedians of all-time!!!
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RIP to one of the funniest people to ever take the stage!! | |
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Wonderful observational comedian. Agreed with a lot of what he said, disagreed with other bits, but there's no denying the man was funny and left a lasting impact on comedy. I thought he looked kind of rough health-wise in his last stand up on HBO. I'm sorry to hear that he has passed. | |
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While I don't agree with his views on certain things he held, he always could make me laugh (and think) and that is the sign of a true comedian.
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Oh, man "I think one of the things that we're probably proudest of -- I certainly am -- is that the message was always love, in any form we portrayed it." - Paul McCartney | |
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There are no jokes in the bible, Keith, and it's a crying shame | |
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Fuck. You ain't got to be so bad got to be so cold / This dog eat dog existence sure is getting old
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Paris9748430 said: First Richard, now George. The world has lost the two greatest comedians of all-time!!!
I'm not gonna say he's in a better place, 'cause he didn't believe in heaven. I'll just say he's resting comfortably!!! No he's telling jokes about heaven is just a fairy tale in the after life. The New World Order (nWo) of the ORG: Timmy84 - bboy87 - MuthaFunka - phunkdaddy - LittleBLUECorvette - Christopher
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He'll be posthumously awarded the Mark Twain prize of comedy later on this month, I believe. The New World Order (nWo) of the ORG: Timmy84 - bboy87 - MuthaFunka - phunkdaddy - LittleBLUECorvette - Christopher
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What are they going to do with all of his "stuff" -- One of the great comedians.
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Twinkly1 said: What are they going to do with all of his "stuff" -- One of the great comedians.
"Actually this is just a place for my stuff, ya know? That's all, a little place for my stuff. That's all I want, that's all you need in life, is a little place for your stuff, ya know? I can see it on your table, everybody's got a little place for their stuff. This is my stuff, that's your stuff, that'll be his stuff over there. That's all you need in life, a little place for your stuff. That's all your house is: a place to keep your stuff. If you didn't have so much stuff, you wouldn't need a house. You could just walk around all the time. A house is just a pile of stuff with a cover on it. You can see that when you're taking off in an airplane. You look down, you see everybody's got a little pile of stuff. All the little piles of stuff. And when you leave your house, you gotta lock it up. Wouldn't want somebody to come by and take some of your stuff. They always take the good stuff. They never bother with that crap you're saving. All they want is the shiny stuff. That's what your house is, a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get...more stuff! Sometimes you gotta move, gotta get a bigger house. Why? No room for your stuff anymore. Did you ever notice when you go to somebody else's house, you never quite feel a hundred percent at home? You know why? No room for your stuff. Somebody else's stuff is all over the goddamn place! And if you stay overnight, unexpectedly, they give you a little bedroom to sleep in. Bedroom they haven't used in about eleven years. Someone died in it, eleven years ago. And they haven't moved any of his stuff! Right next to the bed there's usually a dresser or a bureau of some kind, and there's NO ROOM for your stuff on it. Somebody else's s--- is on the dresser. Have you noticed that their stuff is s--- and your s--- is stuff? God! And you say, "Get that s--- offa there and let me put my stuff down!" Sometimes you leave your house to go on vacation. And you gotta take some of your stuff with you. Gotta take about two big suitcases full of stuff, when you go on vacation. You gotta take a smaller version of your house. It's the second version of your stuff. And you're gonna fly all the way to Honolulu. Gonna go across the continent, across half an ocean to Honolulu. You get down to the hotel room in Honolulu and you open up your suitcase and you put away all your stuff. "Here's a place here, put a little bit of stuff there, put some stuff here, put some stuff--you put your stuff there, I'll put some stuff--here's another place for stuff, look at this, I'll put some stuff here..." And even though you're far away from home, you start to get used to it, you start to feel okay, because after all, you do have some of your stuff with you. That's when your friend calls up from Maui, and says, "Hey, why don'tchya come over to Maui for the weekend and spend a couple of nights over here." Oh, no! Now what do I pack? Right, you've gotta pack an even SMALLER version of your stuff. The third version of your house. Just enough stuff to take to Maui for a coupla days. You get over to Maui--I mean you're really getting extended now, when you think about it. You got stuff ALL the way back on the mainland, you got stuff on another island, you got stuff on this island. I mean, supply lines are getting longer and harder to maintain. You get over to your friend's house on Maui and he gives you a little place to sleep, a little bed right next to his windowsill or something. You put some of your stuff up there. You put your stuff up there. You got your Visine, you got your nail clippers, and you put everything up. It takes about an hour and a half, but after a while you finally feel okay, say, "All right, I got my nail clippers, I must be okay." That's when your friend says, "Aaaaay, I think tonight we'll go over the other side of the island, visit a pal of mine and maybe stay over." Aww, no. NOW what do you pack? Right--you gotta pack an even SMALLER version of your stuff. The fourth version of your house. Only the stuff you know you're gonna need. Money, keys, comb, wallet, lighter, hanky, pen, smokes, rubber and change. Well, only the stuff you HOPE you're gonna need." ....From George Carlin, A Place For My Stuff, Brain droppings, 2000. The New World Order (nWo) of the ORG: Timmy84 - bboy87 - MuthaFunka - phunkdaddy - LittleBLUECorvette - Christopher
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One of the great old school comedians in my book. Up there with Lenny Bruce and Richard Pryor. George kept it real to the very end, yo. NEW WAVE FOREVER: SLAVE TO THE WAVE FROM THE CRADLE TO THE GRAVE. | |
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He was truly awesome. Even though as I've gotten older, I've heard and appreciated a lot of his material (books, stand-up, etc.), my most vivid memory of him is when I was very, very young and on weekends when my parents would have friends over, they would watch videos of his performances. I was never allowed to watch. This, of course, made it that much more interesting to me, since it was taboo. Of course I was too young to appreciate him at the time, and that was born out when I snuck one of the videos and watched it. I had absolutely no idea what he was talking about or why I wasn't supposed to see it.
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Being that I was a child of the 80's, I can't forget his role as Rufus in "Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure". NEW WAVE FOREVER: SLAVE TO THE WAVE FROM THE CRADLE TO THE GRAVE. | |
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I just heard about this. I feel so bad because he was one of my favorite comedians. He helped me shape a good portion of my sense of humor. He will surely be missed... | |
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sad. Have a happy and loving 09
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So sad... I will miss his humour, here is one of my favorites.
In the course of a lifetime, what does it matter? | |
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i read that he was going 2 b a receipient of the kennedy center honors now this happens Have a happy and loving 09
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NWF said: Being that I was a child of the 80's, I can't forget his role as Rufus in "Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure".
"Party on and be excellent to each other" That was my first memory of him too, all I have to say is "NO WAY!" But unfortunatly....."Way" Happy is he who finds out the causes for things.Virgil (70-19 BC). Virgil was such a lying bastard! | |
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purplesmoke said: So sad... I will miss his humour, here is one of my favorites.
Reverse Life Cycle The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A death. What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch when you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement! You do drugs, alchohol, you party, you get ready for high school! You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating ... you finish off as a gleam. - George Carlin Oh wow, I never knew he said that! I read that somewhere a few years ago and it's always stuck with me. R.I.P | |
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purplesweat said: purplesmoke said: So sad... I will miss his humour, here is one of my favorites.
Reverse Life Cycle The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A death. What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch when you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement! You do drugs, alchohol, you party, you get ready for high school! You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating ... you finish off as a gleam. - George Carlin Oh wow, I never knew he said that! I read that somewhere a few years ago and it's always stuck with me. R.I.P that car ad (mercedes? jaguar?) was based pretty much on this it was on telly a couple of years ago grrrrrrr | |
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Back to the movies... | |
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Very insightful human being.
The R3volution has taken many turns in the BOOM. | |
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