Which is better...


Regular sexual tirades or pregnant sexual tirades?????



Post you opinion.....!!!!!

I did not feel very sexual during my pregnancies, I was always nausiated and felt bloated.

PaisleyPark5083 said:

...sending PPark ... ...maybe the topic is crass

ANY sexual tyrades

Tirades?

KidaSaurusRx said:

but that's just me...I have heard of many women saying they loved sex while pregnant...it just wasn't me.

I'm sorry, and i know this certainly isn't popular for pregnant women to hear but sex with pregnant women is GROSS.

And believe me, most men do it with their pregnant significant other because they have to and not because they want to.

ButterscotchPimp said:

Although I agree that it's totally gross, I disagree that men do not want to have sex with their pregnant partners.

Most men are really into it, turned on by it even.

Ok, I only have one story about pregnant sex.

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

You have peaked my curiosity.....so tell the story.

Sowhat said:

Here in LA there is this cheap store called Bargain Circus and the front of the building has this giant lit up clown surrounding the entrance of the building and to go inside you enter through his open legs. That's your first clue to run, really really fast So my friend Curtis comes over to my apartment with his boyfriend and he brings a bottle of this stuff. It was $2.99 for a fifth!

So I made myself a drink with about a quarter of a tall glass full of this stuff and the rest coke. My friends filled their glasses half full. Now I was the seasoned drinker at this time so I had a high tolerance and could pound alcohol till the sun came up. So by the time we were leaving to go to the club, my friends had finished their drink and were working on a second but I only had the one drink and drank maybe 2/3 of it.

I remember leaving my apartment and the next cognizant moment I am aware of is of us walking to the club I only had not even one drink and I blacked out. I lost the whole trip from my apartment to the club. And when I snapped out of my haze and realized we were already there and I didn't even remember the drive I went

But what actually snapped me to were my friends fighting. Before I could even ask if they experienced the same thing, they were carrying on and I walked over to see what the hell was happening and my friend is over by this trash dumpster and he was screaming and crying and flippping out and I'm thinking someone got hurt or someting Well when I got closer I could see he was holding a porno mag that he had found on the ground and it was devoted to pregnant lesbians and double dildo sex. He was just trying to convince my friend how wrong it was and how these pregnant lesbians were being exploited and my other friend didn't see it as a big deal and was just laughing hysterically at it.

So my friend who was crying ran to his car and left us stranded Well, what the fuck, we're here let's party So we go down to this one club and it was kind a hole in the wall place and I was still so fucked up on that Russian liquor that we were in there about 15 minutes before I realized there was a live Mariachi band I just remember looking over and thinking.....there is a Mexican Mariachi band in here I thought it was a jukebox Literaly they were right there in plain sight and I didn't even see them

So we left that club and went to another one and a little while later I cannot find my friend Blake. That wasnt' a big club either so it wasn't like my friend could get lost in the crowd. So I'm concerned about him and go outside to see if he's out there. Nope. I start calling out for him and I turned the corner of the building and there was this giant fat drag queen sitting next to a big bush and she's talking into the bush. I look down and laying down under the bush in the dirt is my friend Blake! WTF? She was actually looking out for him But it was just the strangest sight to see her talking to a bush and my friend is in there!

My mom lived about 5 miles from where we were so I taxid us there after the club. The next morning I called my friend Curtis to make sure he was OK and he asked me what happened last night? I told him how he and Blake got in a fight over pregnant lesbian porn and that he left us stranded and he said he didn't even remember leaving my apartment and the next thing he knows he's waking up in his bed My friend Blake later in the day said I had the strangest dream last night I asked him if it involved bushes and a big fat drag queen and he went How did you know I told him that was no dream

This shit should be straight out illegal. And never buy $2.99 fifths of Russian liquor no matter how broke you are

Sowhat said:

You were hoping I joined the manhood weren't ya?

JustErin said:

I disagree. I think that there are some men that are turned on by it. It's a fetish type thing for them. But i think MOST men, will SAY that they are into and will over-sell it to their partners because they HAVE TO.

ButterscotchPimp said:

Well, based on my experience of not wanting to have sex pregnant and having a partner and then other men interested (after my relationship ended) in having sex while I was knocked up. I'm gonna have to say that your opinion on it is not the popular one.

I don't think it's a 'fetish' thing either.

Some of the best sex ever was when my wife was pregnant. I don't think it was the pregnancy that made it great, just that she was constantly horny

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

Yup....I thought you personally had sex with a pregnant woman

But your story was so good I was not disappointed

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

! ! ! ! ! !

ButterscotchPimp said:

this is soo wrong, my husband wanted and often asked for sex during my pregnancies, I just wasn't feeling sexy, I was feeling like I was a beached whale.

Sowhat said:

I loved the next day when my friend is all set to lay out this fucked up hilarious dream he had and then I told it to him and the look of confusion on his face!

Pregnant sex is HOT...the titties overrunneth with flavor and there is no need for protection....it's all good.

Revolution said:

and they are huge boob's!!! mine were massive..

ThirdandFinal said:

thats how I was.

I wouldn't say either is better over the other but there definitely is that incentive of not worrying about getting pregnant that makes it hot

And if it is a fetish then a lot of men must have it 'cause I got a lot of attention when I was pregnant.

PaisleyPark5083 said:

Again, and i'm sure i'm going to be called a dick for pointing this out, THAT'S WHAT MEN ARE SUPPOSED TO DO.

No man that's ever got a woman pregnant wants to be the guy that says "eh, honey. ya know, i'm just not that into it lately." THAT GUY ends up on the evening news as the "World's Biggest Asshole".

So ladies, WE LIE.
We convince you that you're even hotter because you're pregnant.
We tell you that the bigger boobs is such a turnon.
We tell ya that the belly is "cute".
You're not fat you're pregnant.

AND the entire time we're really kinda grossed out by it and picturing Jessica Alba or dialing up memories from before we knocked you up, getting our porn on to get worked up and jumping on the hypothetical grenade.

Men aren't as dumb as you think we are. When we have to? WE CAN FAKE IT TOO.
I'm breaking code by even telling it, but what the hell. The topics this week have been yawners.
[Edited 5/22/08 6:40am]

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

I'll pay you to go there and buy me some! I'll even throw in some pregnant porn if you like!

ButterscotchPimp said:

You just need to accept that the way you felt about your pregnant partner is not how all other men feel.

Ugh...

eikonoklastes said:

Agreed. But for me the grossness about it had nothing to do with how I looked or felt. It was totally about a baby being in there. To me, it just felt so wrong to be messing around in there.

JustErin said:

JustErin said:

I feel the same way about it. It's just some of the things said on this thread make me nauseous. I want to have kids, but I think my girl would just have to settle for cuddling for a while.

eikonoklastes said:

get a surrogate!