Maybe it needs a sequel.

http://prince.org/msg/7/124498?


[Edited 5/27/08 7:29am]

it's not X-mas yet.

BlueZebra said:

Your point being what??

littlemissG said:

oh, you see it as Prince goes to Target to buy whatever but ends up in Walmart playing 7 Planet Earth songs for a stunned shopping audience when suddenly a robber bursts into the store, jacks Princes cloud guitar and gets recognized as the new American Idol ?

BlueZebra said:

One of the Davids?

Then Prince makes him a protege' and he's never heard of again after a much anticipated but never released album. Prince needs a new project to sink his teeth in so he...

littlemissG said:

decides to open a youtube channel. Greatly anticipated it launches on June 7th 2009 and instantly draws attention from all layers of society. It is the new rage. Prince is lauded for his entrepreneurship and just then he reveals that
he is actually into Kaballah these days. In a quick series of events, Madonna divorces Guy Ritchie and marries prince. They adopt 7 children from 7 continents and move to Bangalore together. Then, it finally happens ...

BlueZebra said:

prince posts in the general forum but its only in the photowhore threads and hes not even replying to all the compliments he just keeps posting ever other week each pic more prettier than the next.someone then comments on his seemingly stuck up way and all he does is reply with a " " and add "Oh YEH FuCK Da HatERZ!" in his profile. shortly after he decided to post a video of him at his webcam hes filing his nails and then rolling his eyes as he blows them dry and we see his outfit he layed out for the day on the bed in the background. and then the camera cuts off. ppl comment on how pretty he is and all he does is " :lol " at all the posts.

he finally makes a thread its a fucking quiz thread "WHICH PUSSYCAT DOLL R U?" and of course hes nicole and hes happy and only says "of course im nicole...how u beeotchezz lets post UR RESULTSZZZZ11"

just then a mod snips a very nasty comment someone made to him it said...

Christopher said:

"I'm not your bitch, bitch."

stunned by all the fuckery he decides to only post under his alter account MonigramLikeanMF and he retreats to the P&R forum where he tries to convert all
the cool people to join his Honey Project, unfortunately he didn't think about the effects P&R would have on him and he slowly feels how his once so beautiful and blessed soul evaporates. It's 2010 now and he's sure he'll get critically acclaimed for his new album "A tribute to Rick Astley" ... He gets featured in Rolling Stone and sends a ripple through the music industry when he is quoted as saying "....

"I need a new wife. Madonna looks like a stank at 2,000 feet without makeup."

Of course Madonna retaliated with "Atleast...At leezsah I don't spend all day in the mirror trying to find something to wear! At leezsah I don't need a booster seat when I get my hair done! At leezsah..."

"Hold up woman, Atleezsah... I'm not paying your prune blonde butt alimony like I did with those OTHER WIFES!"

"Did someone say those OTHER WIFES?!"

Prince knew better than to speak THAT out loud, but Madonna had him so freaking worked up. Prince turned and saw....

littlemissG said:

r-kelly who was busying writing new songs for tamar's solo album.prince being the jealous mentor that he is says to madonna "u see that bitch over there....im gonna take him down"


rkelly obviously not phased breaks into song

"LOL u cant fuck with the kkaaanngg of r&b u little flea....in high heels babyboy are u 4real?"


just then princes eyes turn red and his head spins around like a robot...everyone backs up and then...
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[Edited 5/30/08 1:05am]

BOOM, shake the room, P busts into the Thriller line dance with fangs and red eyes. MJ busts through the wall just like HEY, KOOL AID and loses his got-damn mind at the possibility of a dance-off. Michael, goose bumped and sweaty, high pitch yells, "You ain't bad!"

It's all happening. Finally, the oft-rumored ballad of BAD about to unfold in this very room, with the Kaaaang of R&B on backup. R. Kelly, so excited, starts to pee himself...

starkitty said:

Hi i'm glad you drop in.

Unfortunately, R. Kelly pees on Gary Coleman who crawled between his legs to get a better view of the dance off between MJ and Prince.

"YOU M.F *#@$HEAD *&^#$@@!!" Gary screamed

"What cha talking about Gary?"

"OH NO YOU DID STEAL MY LINE TOO!"

Gary reached up and bite R. Kelly right in the spot the courts need for evidence in his trail.

"OOOEEEEWAH!" R screeched clutching himself in pain.

R. Kelly was just at the beginning of his troubles because Prince was REALLY mad now that R. Kelly let out his signature OOOEEEWAH!

Prince....
[Edited 5/30/08 9:13am]