OK, let's see where this story takes us....


Prince could hardly contain himself! He was beyond himself with excitement. Tommorow morning was Christmas and all of his loved ones had come up to his home to spend Christmas with Mani and himself.
In the morning they would each get to open their presents, sit around the Big Christmas tree and sing songs together.

He had bought Mani a special gift this year.

It was a .....

AsianBomb777 said:

Here we go...


It was a Exclusive Limited Edition Larry Graham bobble head doll. Inturn, she gave him.....

DarkKnight1 said:

LMAO.

...She gave him a copy of Dr. Luara's beloved book "Proper Care and Feeding of Husbands". (Mani has a horrible habbit of regifting what Prince gives her the year before, realying on his really bad memory.).

Suddently Prince hears singing from outside his house. He walks downstairs and...

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AsianBomb777 said:

Pranced to the door, opened it up to find carolers all with cameras dressed as Mayte in the 3 Chains of Gold video. Prince proceded to.....

Criticize them that their singing lacked inspiration.
He then told them how they needed to be schooled in the art of live performance.

Noticing that long look on their faces, and being Christmas and all he was filled with the spirit of giving, so he handed out copies of the Graffiti Brdige DVD.

Their reaction was one of ..


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AsianBomb777 said:

Joy, because they hoped it was a Mel Brooks version entitled "Grafitiballs". Their joy then turned to anger as they began singing Jughead at the top of their lungs just to pester Prince. First of all, he couldnt believe that anyone memorized that track anyways. Mani responded more violently. She proceded to.....

throw cucumber salad and green bean casserole at them proclaiming "u dirty heffers need to get off my porch, we already gave the salvation army this year!!! Find ur own damn man, he's my husband!!!" Prince looked at her with great mighty. He couldn't believe that the little woman had it in her. It reminded him of the time when he.....

A Magazine to masterbate to! Come back Nikkkkiiiii!!!

missfee said:

Was backstage on the Lovesexy tour and he put Sheila E's outfit on and and she had a damn fit. He was 6'4 before she beat his ass down with the drumsticks...Good times he thought to himself...So he goes back into the house and Mani had the vibrating....

glamslamkid said:

...holding a vibrating Exclusive Limited Edition Larry Graham bobble head doll.

"Where'd you get that schnookems, " Prince asked.
"Oh, hello, Poopie Scoopie, " Mani replied, "Larry G. got it for me."
"What?" Prince asked, kind of irritated at this point.
"Yeah, " she said, "He said that there are only 10 of these in the whole world."

'Oh shit,' thought Prince, 'Tommorow's X-mas, and I don't know if anything is still open. I can't get her the same damn thing Larry got her!!! SHIT!!!

"I gotta go, schnookems, " Prince said, "I left something at the office.

Prince pranced nervously to his pink mercedes, silently cursing Larry Graham's name.

He drove for almost an hour before he saw a store that was open.

It was ....


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A Cinnabon!
Hey - I thought you had to go to a mall to find a bun of this quality?
What the ?????

Fleshofmyflesh said:

After wolfing down a sicky cinnabon, Prince gathered up the nerve to enter a Victorias secret to search for the perfect gift. Upon trying on several sets of fishnet stockings, for old times sake, he is startled by.....

DarkKnight1 said:

the scent of FLESHOFMYFLESH as she emerges from Bath & Body, after trying every free sample in the store.....

how real those water bras really feel!!!

i've been bamboozled!!!

Fleshofmyflesh said:[quote]

DarkKnight1 said:

FleshofmyFlesh walks out from behind a rack of sexy langere wearing a gray "Members Only" Jacket, a single shiney sequenced white glove, and stirups, and bright green leg warmers.

"What's up, Lover, " she says to Prince, "sounding a little bit like Rupal from all her years of smoking DaJurum Cloves.

"Do U own Ur masters?" Prince replies.

It was at that momment that two Mods, Tom and Anxiety came running through the store trying to escape a heard of chasing fans on crutches.

Prince looks over at them and says "Hey, those are them muthaf@kaz that took my fanbase from NPGMC!". "I'm gonna get them for those silly ass threads."

"You can have my silly ass threads, " FleshofMyflesh responds, "one thread at a time, honey."

Prince looks her up and down, obviously aroused at this point and says ...

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AsianBomb777 said:[quote]

Fleshofmyflesh said:

where's that Asian dude you usually hang with?

Fleshofmyflesh said:

....I have a proposition for him. Can you tell him I would like him to come over to the house to meet Mani and maybe we can get a little comfortable. Can you please get his clothing size. I need to buy a few things here before he gets to the house. He should know the address because he joined me once a long time ago.....

MIGUELGOMEZ said:

"Yes", fleshofmyflesh responds
I actually know his clothing measurements.
32" waist, 46inch chest, 17inch neck, and his cod piece is especially large--you'll have to get it custom made.
"What is this for?"

Then Larry Graham came in, knocked the Christmas tree down, stomped on all the glass ornaments, and screamed "Dammitt!! We don't celebrate Christmas! Didn't I brainwash you better than this?!"

COULD SOME MODERATOR PLEASE STAND UP AND STOP THIS ASIANBOMB WITH HIS CHILDISH GAY ASS THREADS! THEY DON'T BELONG IN THE PRINCE/MUSIC FORUM GODDAMMIT!

One of the mods will undoubtedly come forward now and strike ME or ban me... Oh the irony of it all....

I'm just sick of these kinda topics that he starts:

- Does P visit gay bars?
- Does he wear a buttplug in the studio and if so where can we buy a used one?
- What do his farts smell like?
- Why P should ditch Mani and run off with a gay orger


etc.etc.etc.

I just think these kinds of "discussions" belong in GD and not here...


:badtempermodeoff:

Meanwhile, far away in the north Pole, Santa and his elves are going over the last minute alerts for what children have been behaving badly.

:We've just received another alert from Minneapolis, Mr. Cluase" said one of the elfs.
"Hmmm.", Santa Replies, "is it that Bob Dylan guy smokin weed again?"
"No, Sir, It's Larry Graham."

"Send MartyMcFly¤ over to take care of it, " Santa said. "He's one of my most reliable elfs"

"Cant' sir", replied one of the elfs, "He's not really an elf--he's a fairy"

"Oh, well God Damnit."

"Send the...the...asassenator."

Suddenly from behind the shadows, out steps.....


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AsianBomb777 said:

You mean "assassin" right?

A sad spelling mistake in this otherwise admirable attempt at humour....

MartyMcFly said:

I"m sorry.



Meanwhile back in states trouble brews...

Prance has been at the mall all day, when he just breaks down and gets Mani a blouse, and a blouse for him. He's dashing through the crowded mall when he runs into a giant inflatable lesbian penguin, someone reaches down to help him up. He looks up and sees a familiar face....

Time to create a new forum I guess..... "Prince for Queens" or something like that....?

glamslamkid said:

...it was kirky j!

"oh, hey prince!" kirky said. "what are you doing here, lemme help you up."
"uhh, hi kirky," prince replied. he gave him a strange look, as something about kirky's outfit wasn't quite right.

"kirky, i ain't trying to be mean or anything but...why in the world are you wearing that..."

[sorry, Handclapsfingasnapz - I had already typed it! ]

glamslamkid said:

"Tony?", he says, "What are you doing here?"

The words had no sooner left his mouth when a wave of embarrassment washed over him. Tony's dark blue, slightly ill-fitting uniform, emblazened with the words "MALL SECURITY" made it perfectly obvious why he was here. Prince quickly asked another question.

"How long you been workin' here, T.?" he said.

"Ever since the layoffs at Wendy's in October," said Tony. "What are you here for?"

"Just lookin' for a present for the missus," Prince said, sheepishly. "Got her one of those Larry G. bobble-head dolls, but she already has one!"

For a second Tony was reminded of how he loathed Prince's attempts at being 'street' by shortening surnames to a single letter. The Mosely family history was a proud one, and his father had traced it back to a family of fish-gutters who settled in Louisiana in the mid-1800s. But, on this occasion, such a thought barely entered his mind.

"She's got one of the Graham vibrators??" he gasped!

"Nah, man... It's just a doll!"

"Dude! That shit's a dildo!" Tony was serious now. "And the damned thing's been recalled! Electrocuted three women in Japan!!"

"Oh My Jehova!!", Prince cried! "Mani was looking awfully pleased as I left the house. She mention something about 'spending time with her new friend' - I though she meant the Almighty!!! I gotta save her!"

The two men raced out of the Mall exit, and into the car park.....