Pilsbury Dough Boy





I have long suspected that these two gay icons shared a strange, symbiotic relationship to each other, even though you never actually see them as cameo’s in each other’s commercials.

One could argue that as part of the gay agenda in liberal media that the Pilsbury dough boy was used as a Trojan horse to invade the American family’s living rooms to show that being gay is completely harmess. So harmless that you could jab them repeated in the stomach’s and all homosexuals will do is giggle. On the other side of the spectrum of this very gay agenda, is the presentation of the Michelen man as a blue collar average dude, always willing to help a guy out at your local truck stop or pit stop. And boy, will he help you out—he’s practically a super hero , saving the day in all the commercials he appears in.

But I postulate that the afore mentioned theories that inevitably will come up by right-wing media are completely false! These two characters are merely harmless mascots of the gay community, much like Clay Aiken or Tom Cruise are—sure they say a lot of things, are overexposed, and not necessarily free of the ‘camp’ factor…but do homosexuals actually take these two stars seriously? Of course not. They’re just harmless pin up boys merely for the purposes of entertainment.

So, both the butch bear daddy Michelen man, and his submissive bottom dough boy should be allowed into American hearts and minds without fear or threat that some very gay agenda is taking place.

I mean, homosexuals, transgender, bi-sexuals, and Prince have had to put up with the repressive straight icons like Ted Haggard for ages.



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[Edited 5/21/08 6:31am]

don't you think the dough one should have the rolls?

ZombieKitten said:

Twinks seldom do.

what?

The Org's nadir, surely.

Imago said:

i've had a crush on the dough boy for years and u mean to tell me he's gay?????

Imago said:

I don't know what that is - can you tell one by the shoes?

CarrieMpls said:

Oh please, if he lived in your town, you'd be a dough hag for sure!

DanceWme said:

It always happens to you!

DanceWme said:

Dancewme, besides Dex, how has your luck been with your org crushes?




Yes, he's gay honey!

Cinnie said:

is this some kind of joke or something, for real man shit

ZombieKitten said:

Charlotte, he could be wearing combat boots, and walk like a duck, talk like a duck, etc.


Trust me, he's a twink!

Imago said:

luck schmuck

i have a better chance flirting with the ladies.

DanceWme said:

You'll have to sleep with me instead. Sorry.

Imago said:

what IS a twink are YOU one?

Imago said:

Cloudbuster said:

i have NOOOOO problem with that.

wait, is this some kind of joke or something?

ZombieKitten said:

Twink is a gay slang term describing an attractive young or young-looking gay man (usually in his late teens or early twenties) with a slender build and little or no body hair. In some societies, the term "chick" or "chicken" is preferred.[1]

Originally, the term referred exclusively to blondes, but among gay people the term has become increasingly inclusive to refer to other young men whose physical features match those principally described above, but are not blond or even Caucasian.

The term can be used in a derogatory and pejorative manner. In some cases it is a neutral descriptive term and can be contrasted with the bears. Closely related (in the United States) is boi, although this generally represents a more feminine look or a generational way of redefining oneself. The term twink is often modified by various descriptors, e.g., "femme twink", "Euro twink", and muscle twink or "business twink". The term is often used in the gay porn industry.



From http://en.wikipedia.org/w...gay_slang)

DanceWme said:

CarrieMpls said:

aaaaahhhh
like these ones

free time... too much of it maybe?

garganta said:

Did you not read his incredible workout schedule over in "Celebrate your healthy stuff"??

ZombieKitten said:

oh dear god

your thoughts Dan?

Cinnie said:

yes, incredible is the exact word, i did not believe anything of it!

j/k imago, i´m a lurker not a fighter
[Edited 5/21/08 6:53am]

ZombieKitten said:

I can't stop laughing

#1) No, I'm not a twink. Even when I'm in good shape, I'm not a twink. I have no clue what you'd define me as, really.

#2) That cowboy banana thing is a whole mess of different gay archetypes, none of which belongs with the other...cowboy, twink, Asian, and repressed Republican senator--they just don't belong together.

#3) The mascots in your previous post are disturbingly gay, though may just be German. Germans can get very gay without actually being gay, which I've noticed with Brits too. Look at SpookyMuffin---it's gay, but not gay. Americans simply can't workout the nuances of that type of gayness in our simple , comic book minds.

garganta said:

no need to apologize,
My threads and false workout schedules are evidence of my self-loathing, so like the afore mentioned icons, nobody takes me seriously and vice versa anyways.

CarrieMpls said:

It's probably the wittiest comback I've had in ages.



Which of course, is pretty sad.

imago cyberhugged me!!