JustErin said:

ahh, we use it the other way around. a skank is sleeping all over the place, you can be a slut with one person.

JustErin said:

all I was saying that I believe that you're less a 'skank' than that you sometimes portray yourself to be.....I always got it!

JerseyKRS said:

Oh, ok. I get it now!

abierman said:

No, I'm pretty whore-ish.

this is the best imago questionairre thread EVER!!!

:grouphu

oh uh, wait...maybe we shouldn't hug

MoniGram said:

Thank you .

Anxiety said:

Go tot he last thread you posted on. Go to your last post on that thread and pick the orger above you. Describe a quality you like about them even if you don’t personally like them.
i'm not playing this hippy loving bullshit.

2 Say one thing about your mom that you think she’d like everyone to know... just work with me on this one--it presents so many opportunities for smart ass replies
i think she'd like everyone to know that i'm prince's son

3 Your last good cry: Was it beautiful, sad, silly, or something else?
it was out of fear

4 Your last good, hard, laugh. What was it?
when someone tripped and fell on the street

5 Whether you’re gay or straight what do you love most about the opposite sex? (please don’t mention genitalia )
i love the way women can carry a grudge for 20 years, even over something silly

6 Whether you’re gay or straight, what do love most about other members of your own sex? (please don’t say genitalia)
i hate all men at the moment

7 When is the last time you can say you thoroughly enjoyed the cinema? Was it because of the movie or something else?
it was a combination of "my blueberry nights" being a good movie and the handjob
being elegantly performed and perfectly timed

8 Let’s pretend you went back in time and met the younger ‘you’ just before your first sexual encounter. What would you tell that person?
don't do it. 60 minutes from now you'll be standing outside a supermarket,
eating a tube of toothpaste you just bought to get the taste out of your
mouth.

9 Reach for the closest book or magazine, and open to any random page with writing. What is the second sentense on that age?
"such a man goes straight to his goal, like a mad bull, with lowered horns,
and only a stone wall perhaps will stop him" (notes from the underground)

10 What is the worst crime you’ve ever witnessed that you didn’t commit?
i think a murder

11 Have you ever stolen anything out of a store before?
never

12 Remember that orger in question #1? What would they say about you?
they'd stab me in the back and cut my throat

13 What two things are you most self-concious about at this time?
my ever expanding porch and my clinical depression

14 I love onenitealone. This is not a question.
i love him too, he's a great, genuinely nice and cool dude

15 You’re given a thousand dollars that you MUST spend on home improvement. What would you do?
nail all the windows shut so my neighbours won't come over to bore the liver out of me

16 At this very goddamned second, if someone you casually knew knocked on your door and came in, factoring in the state of cleanliness of your house, would you be comfortable?
yes i would. everything is spick and span. except for the dirty cum rag on
the seat of one of my diningtable chairs but they wouldn't notice

17 How clean is your dwelling?
rather. i keep it nice and clean.

18 Are you happy with the city you live in? What would make it better?
fairly. i've been to a lot of places but i like the fact that over here i can
walk my dog at 3 am and not walk into a single person no matter how long i'm
walking.

19 Going to Iceland and having your picture taken with meat eating handsome young men is rather selfish, isn’t it?
still jealous at anxiety are we?

20 What one piece of advise would you give the kids who are graduating from high school this year?
read everything albert camus wrote

IstenSzek said:

The reason why I'm laughing is that I personally don't laugh at other people falling. It's just not something I find all that funny.

HOWEVER, my first week in Tech School when was in the military, me and my roomate, Drake, went to the shoppette to buy some school supplies, and on the way there, a new recruit who had just gotten to the techschool that evening was about 10 feet in front of us. She was carrying a whole mess of supplies (books, paper, toilet paper, etc. etc.).
Due to the very uneven sidewalks she triped on a block and fortunate gained enough of a footing to fall on the grass instead of the concrete. However, she fell and slid at least 3 feet on the slippery grass and all her shit faned out in front of her--it was like watching someone make a snow angel on their stomach, but in grass, and completely unscripted. The poor girl looked like roadkill.
I looked down and immediately started rushing towards her but I heard the loudest cackle of my entire life. I turned around and drakes face was completely red, and it looked like his head was about to turn blue from laughter. He couldn't stop laughing. And then that made ME laugh. And then all of a sudden the two of us are helping this poor girl with her stuff all the while laughing in front of her fact uncontrollably.
But I was only laughing cause Drake's laughter was so infectious. And because he even had the audacity to laugh at a female that fell (something that's not terribly chivalrous ).

The stupid thing is whenever somebody fall snow, I hear Drakes laugh and see his face in my mind, and I start to giggle even though I'm not REALLY laughing at the person who fell.

Imago said:

you just like laughing at people who fall

anyway, i can't help it. and i guess i'm fine
with people laughing at me if i do something
silly. i'd rather have people helping me, like
you and your friend and they laugh. it makes
it less shaming somehow than have someone be
all "oh god did you hurt yourself"

but i'm weird anyway, you know that

The May 2008 Questionnaire - Seasons change

1, Go tot he last thread you posted on. Go to your last post on that thread and pick the orger above you. Describe a quality you like about them even if you don’t personally like them.

SupaFunkyOrganGrinderSexy-speaks his/her mind

2 Say one thing about your mom that you think she’d like everyone to know... just work with me on this one--it presents so many opportunities for smart ass replies

her clean hard work ethic


3 Your last good cry: Was it beautiful, sad, silly, or something else?

i don't remember

4 Your last good, hard, laugh. What was it?

when watching Larry the Cable Guy

5 Whether you’re gay or straight what do you love most about the opposite sex? (please don’t mention genitalia )

nice butts

6 Whether you’re gay or straight, what do love most about other members of your own sex? (please don’t say genitalia)

nice butts

7 When is the last time you can say you thoroughly enjoyed the cinema? Was it
because of the movie or something else?




8 Let’s pretend you went back in time and met the younger ‘you’ just before your first sexual encounter. What would you tell that person?

WEAR A CONDOM!


9 Reach for the closest book or magazine, and open to any random page with writing. What is the second sentense on that age?

'When Joel was eight his father, a German Jew, left the family to live in Vienna, Austria, and divorced Joel's mother."

10 What is the worst crime you’ve ever witnessed that you didn’t commit?

Tghe election of bill clinton

11 Have you ever stolen anything out of a store before?

maybe


12 Remember that orger in question #1? What would they say about you?

fuck you jay


13 What two things are you most self-concious about at this time?

2 divorces plus the fact that pro mentions them and my father's death as jokes

14 I love onenitealone. This is not a question.




15 You’re given a thousand dollars that you MUST spend on home improvement. What would you do?

cut off my dog's penis! that would improve my carpets! actually, i would add a porch



16 At this very goddamned second, if someone you casually knew knocked on your door and came in, factoring in the state of cleanliness of your house, would you be comfortable?

yes

17 How clean is your dwelling?

pretty good


18 Are you happy with the city you live in? What would make it better?

less crime



19 Going to Iceland and having your picture taken with meat eating handsome young men is rather selfish, isn’t it?

no

20 What one piece of advise would you give the kids who are graduating from high school this year?

Ignore your peers and don't vote for Barwack Obama.

1. Go to the last thread you posted on. Go to your last post on that thread and pick the orger above you. Describe a quality you like about them even if you don’t personally like them.
It was the only orger who's ever sent me an orgnote that wasn't weird as fuck, creepy as hell or both.

2. Say one thing about your mom that you think she’d like everyone to know... just work with me on this one--it presents so many opportunities for smart ass replies
Okay. One thing about your mom that you think she’d like everyone to know... just work with me on this one--it presents so many opportunities for smart ass replies.

3. Your last good cry: Was it beautiful, sad, silly, or something else?
It was sad, b'cuz I couldn't defend myself, it was silly b'cuz I was upside down & it was beautiful b'cuz I had just been born. Altogether, it was something else.

4. Your last good, hard, laugh. What was it?
I can't remember that last hard laugh, but for some reason, one of my most indearing chuckles in recent history came at 00:15 from this: http://www.youtube.com/wa...k-1mla0LeU
Also, after every time I watch it, I can feel my heartstrings being pulled.

Either that,
or I'm developing a heart murmur.

5. Whether you’re gay or straight what do you love most about the opposite sex? (please don’t mention genitalia )
Their unmentionables.

6. Whether you’re gay or straight, what do love most about other members of your own sex? (please don’t say genitalia)
That they've given many of the type of women that I've "dated," so much practice at honing & mastering their blow-jobbing skillz before the got to me.
Thanx guys.

7. When is the last time you can say you thoroughly enjoyed the cinema? On my last "date". Was it because of the movie or something else? Something else. More specifically, it was because of all the practice my "date" had before she got to me.
Again,
thanx guys.

8. Let’s pretend you went back in time and met the younger ‘you’ just before your first sexual encounter. What would you tell that person?
I'd tell him, "You're gonna be posting about this on the org tomorrow."

9. Reach for the closest book or magazine, and open to any random page with writing. What is the second sentense on that page?
They're are no words. And not just on the page. But also, there are no words to describe the scratch'n'sniff that's on the page.
At least,
I hope it's a scratch'n'sniff.

10. What is the worst crime you’ve ever witnessed that you didn’t commit?
This goddamn scratch'n'sniff.

Damnn....

11. Have you ever stolen anything out of a store before?
No. Whenever I steal anything, I'm usually inside of the store.

12. Remember that orger in question #1? What would they say about you?
"Zounds! Never before hath mine eyes beheld so massive a member!"

13. What two things are you most self-concious about at this time?
My ability to speak in "Olde English/Shakespearean/norweigen-slanted" text & my member.

14. I love onenitealone. This is not a question.
That's okay, this is not an answer.

15. You’re given a thousand dollars that you MUST spend on home improvement. What would you do?
I'd get a high-priced hooker. I'm sure it'd really spruce this place up.

16. At this very goddamned second, if someone you casually knew knocked on your door and came in, factoring in the state of cleanliness of your house, would you be comfortable?
Yes, I would be. B'cuz it would probably be the hooker whom I just called over for a thousand bucks.

17. How clean is your dwelling?
About a thousand dollars clean.

18. Are you happy with the city you live in? What would make it better?
Cheaper hookers.

19. Going to Iceland and having your picture taken with meat eating handsome young men is rather selfish, isn’t it?
It depends on the meat.

20. What one piece of advise would you give the kids who are graduating from high school this year?
You goddamn kids stay outta my yard, afore I call the cops.
[Edited 5/14/08 6:30am]

Imago said:

People falling down is always funny.

ALWAYS!

Also funny - people dropping large bags of things. In my first apartment my roommate and I watched a guy drop 2 bags of groceris outside our window once. We both busted out laughing. The guy heard us and looked over and screamed "It's not funny!!" So we ran out with extra bags with handle and helpd him pick up his stuff, giggling all the while.

CarrieMpls said:

OMG, you don't know how many hours we have wasted in our house on YouTube keyword searches for "people falling down," "guy falls down," "drunk girl falls down," etc.

CarrieMpls said:

It's NOT funny

Answers to questions not asked;

1; I just finished Kate Mosse's latest book cuz part of it is set in my old neighbourhood in Paris.

2; A sea otter!

3; It takes me in between one to five days, depending on the subject.

4; My house has a weird lay out. I wish I could redecorate, but it's a rental.

5; Abierman.

6; Right now I am loading backups onto my new hard drive.

7; Probably IsteSzek. He's weird that way.

8; The first time was actually in the garden of the church, it gave us great pleasure. I showed it to my brother in law just last saturday.

9; Gray.

10; Beer, mostly. I like Amaretto mixed with applejuice lots too. And Smirnoff Ice, I did alot of fun things accompanied by Smirnoff Ice.

11; Wouldn't you like to know?

12; I wonder about that one too. I suppose I can do it once, just for fun.

HamsterHuey said:

FunkMistress said:

Amaretto pure is too sirupy to my taste, but mixed with applejuice, the clear variety (and three ice cubes), it is an amazing lemonade that kicks you in the butt after two glasses. But in a nice way. Guess what it does after five glasses.

HamsterHuey said:

Something else to your butt?

1, Go tot he last thread you posted on. Go to your last post on that thread and pick the orger above you. Describe a quality you like about them even if you don’t personally like them.

Don't know anything about 'em.


2 Say one thing about your mom that you think she’d like everyone to know... just work with me on this one--it presents so many opportunities for smart ass replies

Excellent mother.


3 Your last good cry: Was it beautiful, sad, silly, or something else?

Beautiful.


4 Your last good, hard, laugh. What was it?

Watching a guy conduct a webcam chat from his apartment, dressed in a wolf suit.


5 Whether you’re gay or straight what do you love most about the opposite sex? (please don’t mention genitalia )

Tend to be more sensitive; better boobs.


6 Whether you’re gay or straight, what do love most about other members of your own sex? (please don’t say genitalia)

Generally have little interest in discussing the latest episode of Desperate Housewives.


7 When is the last time you can say you thoroughly enjoyed the cinema? Was it because of the movie or something else?

Premiere of Eleven Minutes. The flick was entertaining, Jay was in attendance and the company was good.


8 Let’s pretend you went back in time and met the younger ‘you’ just before your first sexual encounter. What would you tell that person?

Take it easy on her with that gargantuan cock of yours!


9 Reach for the closest book or magazine, and open to any random page with writing. What is the second sentense on that age?

"Sutcliffe remains endearingly awkward, though considerably more conversational than when we first met; he had seemed almost frightened at the prospect of an interview"


10 What is the worst crime you’ve ever witnessed that you didn’t commit?

Armed robbery.


11 Have you ever stolen anything out of a store before?

Yes.


12 Remember that orger in question #1? What would they say about you?




13 What two things are you most self-concious about at this time?

I don't know from being self-conscious anymore.


14 I love onenitealone. This is not a question.




15 You’re given a thousand dollars that you MUST spend on home improvement. What would you do?

Buy another flatscreen?


16 At this very goddamned second, if someone you casually knew knocked on your door and came in, factoring in the state of cleanliness of your house, would you be comfortable?

Yes.


17 How clean is your dwelling?

Pretty good. Pretty, pretty, pretty...pretty good.


18 Are you happy with the city you live in? What would make it better?

Yes! Nothing: ever since Avril Lavigne's split, everything's cool


19 Going to Iceland and having your picture taken with meat eating handsome young men is rather selfish, isn’t it?





20 What one piece of advise would you give the kids who are graduating from high school this year?

"Unhappiness stems from either not having that which you desire or not desiring that which you have. This can be eliminated by neither having nor desiring."

...Oh! And "Cornbread? Ain't nothin' wrong with that!"

1, Go tot he last thread you posted on. Go to your last post on that thread and pick the orger above you. Describe a quality you like about them even if you don’t personally like them.
SirPsycho - He seems sweet. And is very HOT

2 Say one thing about your mom that you think she’d like everyone to know... just work with me on this one--it presents so many opportunities for smart ass replies
She's very much in love.
I say obsessed but she says love

3 Your last good cry: Was it beautiful, sad, silly, or something else?
Sad.

4 Your last good, hard, laugh. What was it?
Watching a movie with my mother. She has stitches in her stomach so watching her laugh in pain...is. HILARIOUS!!!!

5 Whether you’re gay or straight what do you love most about the opposite sex? (please don’t mention genitalia )
Lips

6 Whether you’re gay or straight, what do love most about other members of your own sex? (please don’t say genitalia)
Eyes

7 When is the last time you can say you thoroughly enjoyed the cinema? Was it because of the movie or something else?
Something else.
A drunk couple came in and laughed during the whole thing lmao.

8 Let’s pretend you went back in time and met the younger ‘you’ just before your first sexual encounter. What would you tell that person?
It wont last lol

9 Reach for the closest book or magazine, and open to any random page with writing. What is the second sentense on that age?
"The study showed that wealth dramatically lowered risk of stroke"

10 What is the worst crime you’ve ever witnessed that you didn’t commit?
Two cars sitting at the light. The driver in the second car got out, went to the driver in the second car and shot him in the head. Got back in his car and pulled off.

11 Have you ever stolen anything out of a store before?
Candy when I was younger.

12 Remember that orger in question #1? What would they say about you?
That im crazy.

13 What two things are you most self-concious about at this time?
hmmmmm

14 I love onenitealone. This is not a question.


15 You’re given a thousand dollars that you MUST spend on home improvement. What would you do?
Floors.

16 At this very goddamned second, if someone you casually knew knocked on your door and came in, factoring in the state of cleanliness of your house, would you be comfortable?


17 How clean is your dwelling?
Very clean

18 Are you happy with the city you live in? What would make it better?
Im happy.
It would be better if I walked into more hot guys.

19 Going to Iceland and having your picture taken with meat eating handsome young men is rather selfish, isn’t it?
YES!

20 What one piece of advise would you give the kids who are graduating from high school this year?
You've made it this far, keep going!

FunkMistress said:

I meant more in the lines of finding yourself doing karaoke in a bar and stuff like that.

Or yeah, maybe something to the butt, depending on the company

HamsterHuey said:

In that case, I'll try it!

1, Go tot he last thread you posted on. Go to your last post on that thread and pick the orger above you. Describe a quality you like about them even if you don’t personally like them.
JustErin...I mean, shit, whats not to like...unless you dont like chicks with shitty attitudes...
2 Say one thing about your mom that you think she’d like everyone to know... just work with me on this one--it presents so many opportunities for smart ass replies
my mom would want you all to know..."If it's meant to be, it will happen."...I've heard that enough to fill three or four lifetimes....
3 Your last good cry: Was it beautiful, sad, silly, or something else?
sad
4 Your last good, hard, laugh. What was it?
out with friends last friday nite...
5 Whether you’re gay or straight what do you love most about the opposite sex? (please don’t mention genitalia )
tits arent genitals, right??
6 Whether you’re gay or straight, what do love most about other members of your own sex? (please don’t say genitalia)
their appreciation for tits...
7 When is the last time you can say you thoroughly enjoyed the cinema? Was it because of the movie or something else?
I pretty much always enjoy the movies, we have a drive in, so its more of an event than just going to a movie
8 Let’s pretend you went back in time and met the younger ‘you’ just before your first sexual encounter. What would you tell that person?
lower your standards dumbass...
9 Reach for the closest book or magazine, and open to any random page with writing. What is the second sentense on that age?
Proper clibration is critical.
10 What is the worst crime you’ve ever witnessed that you didn’t commit?
a guy getting jumped by several thugs
11 Have you ever stolen anything out of a store before?
from a store, no....from the Waffle House and other restaurants, yes
12 Remember that orger in question #1? What would they say about you?
probably something really snide and nasty but totally true...
13 What two things are you most self-concious about at this time?
my weight and my loser ass job
14 I love onenitealone. This is not a question.
15 You’re given a thousand dollars that you MUST spend on home improvement.
What would you do?
not alot...that wouldnt go very far....maybe some fresh paint and a black velvet Elvis tapestry for the living room...
16 At this very goddamned second, if someone you casually knew knocked on your door and came in, factoring in the state of cleanliness of your house, would you be comfortable?
yes, my house is clean...cluttered with kid stuff, but clean...
17 How clean is your dwelling?
pretty goddam clean...
18 Are you happy with the city you live in? What would make it better?
yes, it's a nice lil town where people still look out for one another but it can be a lil close minded sometimes...
19 Going to Iceland and having your picture taken with meat eating handsome young men is rather selfish, isn’t it?
no, I do it all the time...it's kinda like charity when I grace the Icelandic fucks with my presence...
no offense meant towards any Icelandic fucks...
20 What one piece of advise would you give the kids who are graduating from high school this year?
porn pays well, think about it...


.

1, Go tot he last thread you posted on. Go to your last post on that thread and pick the orger above you. Describe a quality you like about them even if you don’t personally like them. He's a big, cuddly, gay bear!
2 Say one thing about your mom that you think she’d like everyone to know... just work with me on this one--it presents so many opportunities for smart ass replies ImMummy'sLittleSoldier
3 Your last good cry: Was it beautiful, sad, silly, or something else? Beautiful
4 Your last good, hard, laugh. What was it? Play fighting with my girlfriend
5 Whether you’re gay or straight what do you love most about the opposite sex? (please don’t mention genitalia ) Kissing them
6 Whether you’re gay or straight, what do love most about other members of your own sex? (please don’t say genitalia) Talking about men's stuff
7 When is the last time you can say you thoroughly enjoyed the cinema? Was it because of the movie or something else? Before I went away I saw the Darjeeling Limited and it made me think of my travels.
8 Let’s pretend you went back in time and met the younger ‘you’ just before your first sexual encounter. What would you tell that person? Relax more.
9 Reach for the closest book or magazine, and open to any random page with writing. What is the second sentense on that age? The site can bb]e visited by bus (W900, 15 minutes, hourly from 6.20am to 8pm) or taxi (W2500, 10 minutes).
10 What is the worst crime you’ve ever witnessed that you didn’t commit? [b]I saw a guy smashing a car dealership and all the cars with a baseball bat and an evil grin on his face
11 Have you ever stolen anything out of a store before? Yes.
12 Remember that orger in question #1? What would they say about you? Cute, quiet, English and funny on buses with drunken Scots.
13 What two things are you most self-concious about at this time? Upsetting my girlfriend and decorating my classroom well.
14 I love onenitealone. This is not a question. Me too.I fancy his lesbian mate.
15 You’re given a thousand dollars that you MUST spend on home improvement. What would you do? Move out!
16 At this very goddamned second, if someone you casually knew knocked on your door and came in, factoring in the state of cleanliness of your house, would you be comfortable? No because it's a bit messy and I'm naked right now!
17 How clean is your dwelling? I'm a young man...
18 Are you happy with the city you live in? What would make it better? Suji is boring but Seoul rocks my socks!
19 Going to Iceland and having your picture taken with meat eating handsome young men is rather selfish, isn’t it? I'm neither hind nor hare.
20 What one piece of advise would you give the kids who are graduating from high school this year? My kids? Remember to listen and do your homework.
[Edited 5/17/08 3:36am]