Imago said:

shanti0608 said:

1, Go tot he last thread you posted on. Go to your last post on that thread and pick the orger above you. Describe a quality you like about them even if you don’t personally like them. Serious...she seems like a wonderful woman, who is very beautiful!

2 Say one thing about your mom that you think she’d like everyone to know... just work with me on this one--it presents so many opportunities for smart ass replies ?

3 Your last good cry: Was it beautiful, sad, silly, or something else? Sad

4 Your last good, hard, laugh. What was it? Saturday night at a friend's 40th bday party! It's amazing how tequila can make everything so funny!

5 Whether you’re gay or straight what do you love most about the opposite sex? (please don’t mention genitalia ) How they can handle tough situations.

6 Whether you’re gay or straight, what do love most about other members of your own sex? (please don’t say genitalia) How loving, and thoughtful they can be.

7 When is the last time you can say you thoroughly enjoyed the cinema? Was it because of the movie or something else? I enjoy the movies everytime I go, because I am with someone special.

8 Let’s pretend you went back in time and met the younger ‘you’ just before your first sexual encounter. What would you tell that person? Don't do it, it will change your life FOREVER!!!

9 Reach for the closest book or magazine, and open to any random page with writing. What is the second sentense on that page? The new album was called Crystal ball.

10 What is the worst crime you’ve ever witnessed that you didn’t commit? Haven't seen any.

11 Have you ever stolen anything out of a store before? Nope

12 Remember that orger in question #1? What would they say about you? I am not real sure. Maybe something about me being a Memaw

13 What two things are you most self-concious about at this time? My thighs, and my age.

14 I love onenitealone. This is not a question.

15 You’re given a thousand dollars that you MUST spend on home improvement. What would you do? I would landscape the backyard.

16 At this very goddamned second, if someone you casually knew knocked on your door and came in, factoring in the state of cleanliness of your house, would you be comfortable? sure would

17 How clean is your dwelling? Pretty clean..that is something my Mom taught me. Always be ready for company.

18 Are you happy with the city you live in? What would make it better? I love where I live, only thing that would make it better is if I had more family around.

19 Going to Iceland and having your picture taken with meat eating handsome young men is rather selfish, isn’t it? ?????

20 What one piece of advise would you give the kids who are graduating from high school this year? To be careful with your choices, and remember you may be young, but time waits for NO one.

1, Go to the last thread you posted on. Go to your last post on that thread and pick the orger above you. Describe a quality you like about them even if you don’t personally like them. 9s is one of my FAVE orgers. He's hilarious, and genuine.

2 Say one thing about your mom that you think she’d like everyone to know... just work with me on this one--it presents so many smart ass replies If you're not catholic, you're not going to heaven.

3 Your last good cry: Was it beautiful, sad, silly, or something else? It was wonderful. I don't remember my last LONG cry, but the last tears were awesome.

4 Your last good, hard, laugh. What was it? geez, I laugh hard all the time. Last one was 10 minutes ago, my daughter screamed out loud because Erin appeared before her. WTF?

5 Whether you’re gay or straight what do you love most about the opposite sex? (please don’t mention genitalia ) I like making chicks laugh.

6 Whether you’re gay or straight, what do love most about other members of your own sex? (please don’t say genitalia) I like to make people laugh.

7 When is the last time you can say you thoroughly enjoyed the cinema? Was it because of the movie or something else? um, probably Superman in 3-D IMAX. I was stoned as hell.

8 Let’s pretend you went back in time and met the younger ‘you’ just before your first sexual encounter. What would you tell that person? I'd give myself a high fucking five yo!

9 Reach for the closest book or magazine, and open to any random page with writing. What is the second sentence on that page? If you have more than three (preferably six) month's salary in your savings account, then consider using the surplus to pay off some of your smaller debts.

10 What is the worst crime you’ve ever witnessed that you didn’t commit? I've seen stabbings. I've been in the vicinity of shootings.

11 Have you ever stolen anything out of a store before? of course.

12 Remember that orger in question #1? What would they say about you? I think he likes me.

13 What two things are you most self-concious about at this time? I'm ugly and useless.

14 I love onenitealone. This is not a question. you're gay. I say that in a GOOD way.

15 You’re given a thousand dollars that you MUST spend on home improvement. What would you do? a grand doesn't go far on home improvement. Garage door openers probably.

16 At this very goddamned second, if someone you casually knew knocked on your door and came in, factoring in the state of cleanliness of your house, would you be comfortable? sure, I suppose I would have to put pants on though.

17 How clean is your dwelling? redundant.

18 Are you happy with the city you live in? What would make it better? meh. It's suburbia. A job that pays well in Spring Hill would be cool. I hate commuting to Tampa.

19 Going to Iceland and having your picture taken with meat eating handsome young men is rather selfish, isn’t it?

20 What one piece of advice would you give the kids who are graduating from high school this year? haha, enjoy the world you're inheriting!

Fuck you Dan

Imago said:

1, Go tot he last thread you posted on. Go to your last post on that thread and pick the orger above you. Describe a quality you like about them even if you don’t personally like them.
Cool username.

2 Say one thing about your mom that you think she’d like everyone to know... just work with me on this one--it presents so many opportunities for smart ass replies
She runs six miles every day, and placed 2nd in her age group in a 5K she ran last month.

3 Your last good cry: Was it beautiful, sad, silly, or something else?
Beautiful, after some silliness and then it got real serious and then silly again.

4 Your last good, hard, laugh. What was it?
At myself, last night, when my alarm went off at 2:30 AM and I got up to get ready and then realized it was the middle of the night. Then we couldn't get back to sleep and got into a really deep conversation about compassion, religion and Buddhism. That's hilarious, right???

5 Whether you’re gay or straight what do you love most about the opposite sex? (please don’t mention genitalia )
Simplicity.

6 Whether you’re gay or straight, what do love most about other members of your own sex? (please don’t say genitalia)
The ability to empathize.

And boobs.

7 When is the last time you can say you thoroughly enjoyed the cinema? Was it because of the movie or something else?
Speed Racer! I thoroughly enjoyed the movie, and I liked looking over at my kids and seeing them completely enraptured by what was happening onscreen.

8 Let’s pretend you went back in time and met the younger ‘you’ just before your first sexual encounter. What would you tell that person?
"Go ahead with it, but it's gonna suck. Don't worry, sex will get much better in a few years."

9 Reach for the closest book or magazine, and open to any random page with writing. What is the second sentense on that age?
"Meta Robots: This tag enjoys full support, but you only need it if you DO NOT want your pages indexed."

10 What is the worst crime you’ve ever witnessed that you didn’t commit?
Probably crimes that were committed against me years ago. Most people would classify them as pretty bad.

11 Have you ever stolen anything out of a store before?
Well, yeah. I used to go into a store with the baby carriage and grab a jumbo pack of diapers, and just throw them into the bottom cargo space under the carriage, and walk out. Don't judge me!

12 Remember that orger in question #1? What would they say about you?
"FunkMistress who?"

13 What two things are you most self-concious about at this time?
The loud noise my heels make in this echoey ass office, and my face.

14 I love onenitealone. This is not a question.
Love is splendid as all fuck.

15 You’re given a thousand dollars that you MUST spend on home improvement. What would you do?
New bedding, and art for the walls.

16 At this very goddamned second, if someone you casually knew knocked on your door and came in, factoring in the state of cleanliness of your house, would you be comfortable?
Yes. My husband would have to put some pants on, though.

17 How clean is your dwelling?
Clean. Just don't venture into the kids' rooms.

18 Are you happy with the city you live in? What would make it better?
It's warm and I never have to worry about parking. Some nice cafes and a communist bookstore or two would make me happy.

19 Going to Iceland and having your picture taken with meat eating handsome young men is rather selfish, isn’t it?
When I opened my granola bar this morning, it was all crumbled and there was no way of eating it without making a mess. While I thought about this, I moved my laptop because it was sitting on its power cord. I somehow hit myself in the mouth with the corner of the laptop and knocked over my coffee in the process. Suddenly the problem of how to eat the granola bar didn't seem like such an issue.

20 What one piece of advise would you give the kids who are graduating from high school this year?
Think about the well-being of others. Be kind. Try drugs.

Some of the answers on this one are very insightful



And Funkmistress and I must be spiritual twins or something

Imago said:

My upper lip is swollen from the damn laptop.

1, Go tot he last thread you posted on. Go to your last post on that thread and pick the orger above you. Describe a quality you like about them even if you don’t personally like them. Justerin is smart, funny and beautiful.....I bet she's way less slutty than she wants us to believe on here....
2 Say one thing about your mom that you think she’d like everyone to know... just work with me on this one--it presents so many opportunities for smart ass replies Mom kicks my ass at golf everytime!
3 Your last good cry: Was it beautiful, sad, silly, or something else? I really can't remember!
4 Your last good, hard, laugh. What was it? Yesterday with my friends on a boat in the sun!
5 Whether you’re gay or straight what do you love most about the opposite sex? (please don’t mention genitalia ) Eyes & shoulders (must be tanned!!), hair (on their head!!!)
6 Whether you’re gay or straight, what do love most about other members of your own sex? (please don’t say genitalia) we're dudes.....well, many of us are!
7 When is the last time you can say you thoroughly enjoyed the cinema? Was it because of the movie or something else? Must have been a movie, haven't had sex in a cinema for ages
8 Let’s pretend you went back in time and met the younger ‘you’ just before your first sexual encounter. What would you tell that person? to take it easy and make it last longer.....oh, and to let her on top!
9 Reach for the closest book or magazine, and open to any random page with writing. What is the second sentense on that age? 'Geschikt voor een breed scala aan toepassingsgebieden, variërend van alle typen sloepen, tot motor- en zeiljachten.'
10 What is the worst crime you’ve ever witnessed that you didn’t commit? I would not not.....maybe some fight...
11 Have you ever stolen anything out of a store before? sure
12 Remember that orger in question #1? What would they say about you? that I am an ass.....for sure!
13 What two things are you most self-concious about at this time? work & loyalty
14 I love onenitealone. This is not a question. he's butchier than you think....
15 You’re given a thousand dollars that you MUST spend on home improvement. What would you do? Loads of stuff, improve my lights at home
16 At this very goddamned second, if someone you casually knew knocked on your door and came in, factoring in the state of cleanliness of your house, would you be comfortable? Yes, but please do not come.
17 How clean is your dwelling? it's good
18 Are you happy with the city you live in? What would make it better? Not happy, a different mayor than the jerk that is ruining my city right now.....and lots of other stuff!
19 Going to Iceland and having your picture taken with meat eating handsome young men is rather selfish, isn’t it? I really do not care.....
20 What one piece of advise would you give the kids who are graduating from high school this year?
do use condoms!

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Imago said:

JerseyKRS said:

You can keep rolling your eyes at me until they pop out of your head, but you know it's true, ya pampered little, prententious , prissy Pentunia!

Imago said:

what's a pentunia?

abierman said:

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Wait. I come off as slutty on here??

I'm not slutty at all!

And you are an ass.

JerseyKRS said:

FunkMistress said:

where do you get this shit?

FunkMistress said:

I've just lost it :fallloff:

JustErin said:

I knew it, I knew it.....
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JerseyKRS said:

Google Master, my friend. Google Master.

FunkMistress said:

how can a response so utterly stupid be so utterly brilliant?

You guys are too picky with spelling

Imago said:

you're too picky with your nostrils.

Anxiety said:

What are you talking about???!!!??


What is going on around here anymore?

abierman said:

Well, in the sense that I don't sleep around.

And you're still an ass, mister.

1, Go tot he last thread you posted on. Go to your last post on that thread and pick the orger above you. Describe a quality you like about them even if you don’t personally like them.

Jess! What can I say? She's my girl boo.


2 Say one thing about your mom that you think she’d like everyone to know... just work with me on this one--it presents so many opportunities for smart ass replies

My mother is the most sefless person I know. She is very comfortable in her own skin. She doesn't give a crap what people think about her. She just does her thang.


3 Your last good cry: Was it beautiful, sad, silly, or something else?

Last week. It was bad. Very painful.


4 Your last good, hard, laugh. What was it?

Last night. Talking to a special person.


5 Whether you’re gay or straight what do you love most about the opposite sex? (please don’t mention genitalia )

Guys are so simple. So easy to please.


6 Whether you’re gay or straight, what do love most about other members of your own sex? (please don’t say genitalia)

They understand my crap. I don't need to explain.


7 When is the last time you can say you thoroughly enjoyed the cinema? Was it because of the movie or something else?

Wow. Haven't been to the movies in a really long time. I enjoyed it last time because of watching my kids laugh.


8 Let’s pretend you went back in time and met the younger ‘you’ just before your first sexual encounter. What would you tell that person?

You're going to be so disappointed. It's not like it is in the movies. But, it gets much better later on.


9 Reach for the closest book or magazine, and open to any random page with writing. What is the second sentense on that age?

All you need is a spoonful of sugar.


10 What is the worst crime you’ve ever witnessed that you didn’t commit?

I don't want to talk about it.


11 Have you ever stolen anything out of a store before?

No


12 Remember that orger in question #1? What would they say about you?

She'd say the exact same thing.


13 What two things are you most self-concious about at this time?

My body and that's it.


14 I love onenitealone. This is not a question.




15 You’re given a thousand dollars that you MUST spend on home improvement. What would you do?

New furniture

16 At this very goddamned second, if someone you casually knew knocked on your door and came in, factoring in the state of cleanliness of your house, would you be comfortable?

Yes

17 How clean is your dwelling? Pretty darn clean


18 Are you happy with the city you live in? What would make it better?

Hell no. If it was a different city.


19 Going to Iceland and having your picture taken with meat eating handsome young men is rather selfish, isn’t it?




20 What one piece of advise would you give the kids who are graduating from high school this year?


Whatever you do, be true to yourself. Be happy. But most likely you're way too young and inexperienced to really know yourself enough to choose something to do for the rest of your life. Sucks to be you.

Good luck with that.

1 Go to the last thread you posted on. Go to your last post on that thread and pick the orger above you. Describe a quality you like about them even if you don’t personally like them. She's quite saucy.
2 Say one thing about your mom that you think she’d like everyone to know... just work with me on this one--it presents so many opportunities for smart ass replies I have no idea. She likes angels. Or something.
3 Your last good cry: Was it beautiful, sad, silly, or something else? Silly, it was probably over a movie or tv show.
4 Your last good, hard, laugh. What was it? Can't remember either, but only cause it happens daily.
5 Whether you’re gay or straight what do you love most about the opposite sex? (please don’t mention genitalia ) Broad shoulders.
6 Whether you’re gay or straight, what do love most about other members of your own sex? (please don’t say genitalia) Our capacity for giving.
7 When is the last time you can say you thoroughly enjoyed the cinema? Was it because of the movie or something else? I thoroughly enjoyed the last movie I saw, it was Lynch (a documentary about David Lynch) and it was shown here as part of the Twin Cities International Film Festival. It was fun.
8 Let’s pretend you went back in time and met the younger ‘you’ just before your first sexual encounter. What would you tell that person? eh, I can't think of a damn thing. I have no regrets.
9 Reach for the closest book or magazine, and open to any random page with writing. What is the second sentense on that age? There's nothing near me. Seriously.
10 What is the worst crime you’ve ever witnessed that you didn’t commit? I saw 5 guys beating up one guy after a Charlatan's show outside of the Fine Line Music Cafe in Minneapolis. I called 911 and then left with my friends. It was horrible.
11 Have you ever stolen anything out of a store before? Yes. Lifesavers, when I was about 3.
12 Remember that orger in question #1? What would they say about you? ummm... that I'd be fun to hang out with some time. I believe she's sadi that before.
13 What two things are you most self-concious about at this time? It would be easier to pick 2 things I'm NOT self-conscious about.
15 You’re given a thousand dollars that you MUST spend on home improvement. What would you do? My bedroom. My bed's great, but it's got blank walls, no curtains and I need about another cloest and a half of clothing storage space.
16 At this very goddamned second, if someone you casually knew knocked on your door and came in, factoring in the state of cleanliness of your house, would you be comfortable? No. I wouldn't let them in.
17 How clean is your dwelling? Not clean. It's not an utter pigsty, but it's not clean.
18 Are you happy with the city you live in? What would make it better? I love the city I live in. If I could get rid of the harshest of winters it would be a paradise.
19 Going to Iceland and having your picture taken with meat eating handsome young men is rather selfish, isn’t it? No.
20 What one piece of advise would you give the kids who are graduating from high school this year? I'm no good at advice.

JustErin said:

have I said that??? I wouldn't know if you were, right???

And I knew that also.....for whatever reason....

abierman said:

But wait a sec, isn't a slut someone that sleeps around?

and don't give me the hand!

JustErin said:

chill Erin, and read again what I wrote.....there's the word 'not' in the sentence.....

abierman said:

Yes, yes...I know. I'm not freaking out here!

I was just curious if slutty means sleeps around. Cuz I'm definitely a skank, but it's only with one person at a time.

Get it?