1, Go tot he last thread you posted on. Go to your last post on that thread and pick the orger above you. Describe a quality you like about them even if you don’t personally like them.
2 Say one thing about your mom that you think she’d like everyone to know... just work with me on this one--it presents so many opportunities for smart ass replies
3 Your last good cry: Was it beautiful, sad, silly, or something else?
4 Your last good, hard, laugh. What was it?
5 Whether you’re gay or straight what do you love most about the opposite sex? (please don’t mention genitalia )
6 Whether you’re gay or straight, what do love most about other members of your own sex? (please don’t say genitalia)
7 When is the last time you can say you thoroughly enjoyed the cinema? Was it because of the movie or something else?
8 Let’s pretend you went back in time and met the younger ‘you’ just before your first sexual encounter. What would you tell that person?
9 Reach for the closest book or magazine, and open to any random page with writing. What is the second sentense on that age?
10 What is the worst crime you’ve ever witnessed that you didn’t commit?
11 Have you ever stolen anything out of a store before?
12 Remember that orger in question #1? What would they say about you?
13 What two things are you most self-concious about at this time?
14 I love onenitealone. This is not a question.
15 You’re given a thousand dollars that you MUST spend on home improvement. What would you do?
16 At this very goddamned second, if someone you casually knew knocked on your door and came in, factoring in the state of cleanliness of your house, would you be comfortable?
17 How clean is your dwelling?
18 Are you happy with the city you live in? What would make it better?
19 Going to Iceland and having your picture taken with meat eating handsome young men is rather selfish, isn’t it?
20 What one piece of advise would you give the kids who are graduating from high school this year?


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[Edited 5/12/08 19:18pm]

1, Go tot he last thread you posted on. Go to your last post on that thread and pick the orger above you. Describe a quality you like about them even if you don’t personally like them.
KidA - she is lovely
2 Say one thing about your mom that you think she’d like everyone to know... just work with me on this one--it presents so many smart ass replies
that she is smarter and funnier than my dad, by miles
3 Your last good cry: Was it beautiful, sad, silly, or something else?
it was embarassing
4 Your last good, hard, laugh. What was it?
manbabies
5 Whether you’re gay or straight what do you love most about the opposite sex? (please don’t mention genitalia )
good question biceps?
6 Whether you’re gay or straight, what do love most about other members of your own sex? (please don’t say genitalia)
most things
7 When is the last time you can say you thoroughly enjoyed the cinema? Was it because of the movie or something else?

8 Let’s pretend you went back in time and met the younger ‘you’ just before your first sexual encounter. What would you tell that person?
"tell him what you want"
9 Reach for the closest book or magazine, and open to any random page with writing. What is the second sentense on that age?
"we extended credit to your child so he/she did not miss out on buying their mum a mother's day present"
10 What is the worst crime you’ve ever witnessed that you didn’t commit?
I'm very sheltered, all I ever saw was a guy spat on my car. AND the next doors dog killed their own cat.
11 Have you ever stolen anything out of a store before?
alessi keyring
12 Remember that orger in question #1? What would they say about you?
too scared to meet me if she had the chance
13 What two things are you most self-concious about at this time?
me being an idiot
14 I love onenitealone. This is not a question.
me too
15 You’re given a thousand dollars that you MUST spend on home improvement. What would you do?
that will not even begin to cover it I would buy some paint maybe
16 At this very goddamned second, if someone you casually knew knocked on your door and came in, factoring in the state of cleanliness of your house, would you be comfortable?
I'd prefer it, I have having to clean up because of expected guests.
17 How clean is your dwelling?
cockroaches won't live here
18 Are you happy with the city you live in? What would make it better?
year round 25°C would make it great!
19 Going to Iceland and having your picture taken with meat eating handsome young men is rather selfish, isn’t it?

20 What one piece of advise would you give the kids who are graduating from high school this year? [/quote]
cover up on prom night, cops can have ya arrested!

1, Go tot he last thread you posted on. Go to your last post on that thread and pick the orger above you. Describe a quality you like about them even if you don’t personally like them. She cracks me up a lot. She’s angry, but seems to have a great heart. That is when she’s not angry.
2 Say one thing about your mom that you think she’d like everyone to know... just work with me on this one--it presents so many smart ass replies That she believes hard work brings rewards, and that being lazy is the devil’s work.
3 Your last good cry: Was it beautiful, sad, silly, or something else? It was sad. I put a cat to sleep.
4 Your last good, hard, laugh. What was it? It was hilarious. My boo boo laughed at something I sent him uncontrollably. and
5 Whether you’re gay or straight what do you love most about the opposite sex? (please don’t mention genitalia ) They’re normally very good with kids. This is a very attractive trait to me.
6 Whether you’re gay or straight, what do love most about other members of your own sex? (please don’t say genitalia) The desire to defend and protect those they love even in situations that are fearful.
7 When is the last time you can say you thoroughly enjoyed the cinema? Was it because of the movie or something else? Oh Gosh, I remember it well. I took my Nephews to see an animated flick called “Hoodwinked”.. A little red Riding hood paradoy. In the movie there is this scene with a silly, insane, mountain goat that yodels stupid songs. My youngest Nephew, nomore than 6 years old looks up at me smiling and says “That goats crazy isn’t he??” We both had a long laugh about that for different reasons. I miss my nephews
8 Let’s pretend you went back in time and met the younger ‘you’ just before your first sexual encounter. What would you tell that person? Just dont do it, Dan. Don’t do it. but if you have to do it, try and last more than 5 minutes. Thanks.
9 Reach for the closest book or magazine, and open to any random page with writing. What is the second sentense on that age? Unlike poets or lovers, stars have no imagination. -- From Sparknotes / Poetry classics
10 What is the worst crime you’ve ever witnessed that you didn’t commit? When I was 9 years old, the lady in the house behind ours was shot in the stomach by her husband. Though I didn’t see the crime, I was outside on a trampoline and heard the gunshot, and saw him drive off. I also saw her body being carried out by the ambulance.
11 Have you ever stolen anything out of a store before? When I was 8, I stold some bubblegum at a convienence store. I would have paid for it, but I was saving my quarters up to play Mrs. Pacman in the adjacent arcade.
12 Remember that orger in question #1? What would they say about you? That orger tolerates me.
13 What two things are you most self-concious about at this time? My weight, and my eczema--my arms still have those stupid rashes from last January.
14 I love onenitealone. This is not a question. Yes. Yes, I do.
15 You’re given a thousand dollars that you MUST spend on home improvement. What would you do? Oh lawd. Hardwood flooring.
16 At this very goddamned second, if someone you casually knew knocked on your door and came in, factoring in the state of cleanliness of your house, would you be comfortable? Mortified. My house is jankity messy right now.
17 How clean is your dwelling? Hell no. See above.
18 Are you happy with the city you live in? What would make it better? I love the city I live in. If it had express routes to England for 50 bucks round trip.
19 Going to Iceland and having your picture taken with meat eating handsome young men is rather selfish, isn’t it? Hells yes.
20 What one piece of advise would you give the kids who are graduating from high school this year? Don’t think that because you have an opinion, that somehow you’ve earned it already.

1, Go tot he last thread you posted on. Go to your last post on that thread and pick the orger above you. Describe a quality you like about them even if you don’t personally like them.

Threadbare is a truly genuine soul. He speaks the truth even when you don't want to hear it.

2 Say one thing about your mom that you think she’d like everyone to know... just work with me on this one--it presents so many opportunities for smart ass replies

My mother was a beautiful singer.

3 Your last good cry: Was it beautiful, sad, silly, or something else?

My last good cry was beautiful. I got to tell people all across the country what a blessing my sister is to me.

4 Your last good, hard, laugh. What was it?

This: http://www.youtube.com/wa...dEKrzcUd9I

5 Whether you’re gay or straight what do you love most about the opposite sex? (please don’t mention genitalia )

I love that men are way less dramatic than women are.

6 Whether you’re gay or straight, what do love most about other members of your own sex? (please don’t say genitalia)

Tits?

7 When is the last time you can say you thoroughly enjoyed the cinema? Was it because of the movie or something else?

A few months ago, I went to see The Bank Job. I dug the movie and I dug my company for the evening.

8 Let’s pretend you went back in time and met the younger ‘you’ just before your first sexual encounter. What would you tell that person?

I would tell myself to value myself more and wait.

9 Reach for the closest book or magazine, and open to any random page with writing. What is the second sentense on that age?

Since that time, all 50 states and the District of Columbia have adopted the doctrine of strict liability as expressed in the Second Restatement of Torts.

10 What is the worst crime you’ve ever witnessed that you didn’t commit?

I witnessed a hit and run.

11 Have you ever stolen anything out of a store before?

Yes.

12 Remember that orger in question #1? What would they say about you?

I think he digs me.

13 What two things are you most self-concious about at this time?

My waist and my hair.


14 I love onenitealone. This is not a question.

He seems worthy of love.

15 You’re given a thousand dollars that you MUST spend on home improvement. What would you do?

Replace the carpet in my son's room.

16 At this very goddamned second, if someone you casually knew knocked on your door and came in, factoring in the state of cleanliness of your house, would you be comfortable?

Yes.

17 How clean is your dwelling?

Clean but cluttered.

18 Are you happy with the city you live in? What would make it better?

Yes, I am happy there. The only thing I would do is put a home for disabled children here.

19 Going to Iceland and having your picture taken with meat eating handsome young men is rather selfish, isn’t it?

The most selfish thing you could do.

20 What one piece of advise would you give the kids who are graduating from high school this year?

Go to college straight away. Don't til you have other obligations and try to juggle them all at once.

1, Go tot he last thread you posted on. Go to your last post on that thread and pick the orger above you. Describe a quality you like about them even if you don’t personally like them.
she's an amazingly nice and funny person, and i don't know how she manages it
2 Say one thing about your mom that you think she’d like everyone to know... just work with me on this one--it presents so many opportunities for smart ass replies
she's neither big ass nor yellow
3 Your last good cry: Was it beautiful, sad, silly, or something else?
confusing as hell! i had no idea what i was going on about!
4 Your last good, hard, laugh. What was it?
funny. retarded. like usual.
5 Whether you’re gay or straight what do you love most about the opposite sex? (please don’t mention genitalia )
DAH. ass.
6 Whether you’re gay or straight, what do love most about other members of your own sex? (please don’t say genitalia)
hair
7 When is the last time you can say you thoroughly enjoyed the cinema? Was it because of the movie or something else?
when i went to see sweeney todd in february. it wasn't because of the theatre, obviously, because the popcorn butter tasted like stale sweat and there were bugs on the floor. yet i went back to see it again. i had never liked a movie that much
8 Let’s pretend you went back in time and met the younger ‘you’ just before your first sexual encounter. What would you tell that person?
um....that's a long story
9 Reach for the closest book or magazine, and open to any random page with writing. What is the second sentense on that age?
"That's correct."
10 What is the worst crime you’ve ever witnessed that you didn’t commit?
i can't really say...i've seen a few acts of violence; it's difficult to determine the worst of those.
11 Have you ever stolen anything out of a store before?
never
12 Remember that orger in question #1? What would they say about you?
no idea
13 What two things are you most self-concious about at this time?
my skin and, in a way, some decisions i'm making
14 I love onenitealone. This is not a question.

15 You’re given a thousand dollars that you MUST spend on home improvement. What would you do?
first i'd finish moving. then i'd just fucking redecorate, because i've always wanted to and never have. i'd use a lot of black and white stuff and glass and probably get sick of it in a month but whatever
16 At this very goddamned second, if someone you casually knew knocked on your door and came in, factoring in the state of cleanliness of your house, would you be comfortable?
sure, it isn't my mess everywhere.
17 How clean is your dwelling?
it isn't my mess everywhere
18 Are you happy with the city you live in? What would make it better?
i love that orlando is actually a city with stuff to do. i don't like that the traffic is shit and the crime isn't fantastic where i live. so traffic and crime out the door and i'd be peachy.
19 Going to Iceland and having your picture taken with meat eating handsome young men is rather selfish, isn’t it?
no.
20 What one piece of advise would you give the kids who are graduating from high school this year?
i don't have any, for pretty obvious reasons

1, Go to the last thread you posted on. Go to your last post on that thread and pick the orger above you. Describe a quality you like about them even if you don’t personally like them.
I think he's funny
2 Say one thing about your mom that you think she’d like everyone to know... just work with me on this one--it presents so many opportunities for smart ass replies lol
I have no idea. All I can say is that she's sassy as hell .
3 Your last good cry: Was it beautiful, sad, silly, or something else?
My last good cry wasn't very long ago....probably a week ago. It was very, very sad.
4 Your last good, hard, laugh. What was it?
It was today. My sister was doing her impersonation of me. It is dead on. I hate it
5 Whether you’re gay or straight what do you love most about the opposite sex? (please don’t mention genitalia lol ) I like that men are much less complicated than women
6 Whether you’re gay or straight, what do love most about other members of your own sex? (please don’t say genitalia)
I dunno.
7 When is the last time you can say you thoroughly enjoyed the cinema? Was it because of the movie or something else?
I'm not really into going to the movies, but I went a couple of weeks ago with my best friend. It was fun 'cause I was with her and her ridiculous laugh cracks me up. Lawd, she always laughs at inappropriate moments
8 Let’s pretend you went back in time and met the younger ‘you’ just before your first sexual encounter. What would you tell that person?
Get busy!
9 Reach for the closest book or magazine, and open to any random page with writing. What is the second sentense on that age?
"Then the king, and the queen seated beside him, asked me how long my journey would take and when I would return."
10 What is the worst crime you’ve ever witnessed that you didn’t commit?
I saw someone get mugged at gunpoint.
11 Have you ever stolen anything out of a store before?
When I was a kid. I took some candy and a couple of beaded bracelets.
12 Remember that orger in question #1? What would they say about you?
I dunno.
13 What two things are you most self-concious about at this time?
My weight and my damn teeth
14 I love onenitealone. This is not a question.
15 You’re given a thousand dollars that you MUST spend on home improvement. What would you do?
I'd finish the work that's being done on the wood floor, do some tiling in the kitchen and bathrooms, and paint. I don't know what else I'd do.
16 At this very goddamned second, if someone you casually knew knocked on your door and came in, factoring in the state of cleanliness of your house, would you be comfortable?
No
17 How clean is your dwelling?
It's a mess right now 'cause the floors are being sanded and stained and all of that. There's stuff all over the place
18 Are you happy with the city you live in? What would make it better?
No, it sucks here. I have no idea what would have to be changed for me to like it. It's just to boring around here.
19 Going to Iceland and having your picture taken with meat eating handsome young men is rather selfish, isn’t it?
20 What one piece of advise would you give the kids who are graduating from high school this year? If you're going to continue going to school and you're undecided on what major you want to be,don't worry about deciding what you want to study right away. Take a few general courses and then decide. (I've changed my major 4 times )
[Edited 5/12/08 19:48pm]

1, Go tot he last thread you posted on. Go to your last post on that thread and pick the orger above you. Describe a quality you like about them even if you don’t personally like them.

Hell, I post so rarely these days, who knows. Like all Orgers though I am sure they were awesome.

2 Say one thing about your mom that you think she’d like everyone to know... just work with me on this one--it presents so many opportunities for smart ass replies

My Mom has lived her life a million times more for others than she has for herself.

3 Your last good cry: Was it beautiful, sad, silly, or something else?

I cried about a money thing, mainly because I promised my daughters something I could no longer deliver on.

4 Your last good, hard, laugh. What was it?

I giggle a lot...no gut busting laughs in a while. My wife really can make me laugh.

5 Whether you’re gay or straight what do you love most about the opposite sex? (please don’t mention genitalia )

Their intelligence and sensitivity.


6 Whether you’re gay or straight, what do love most about other members of your own sex? (please don’t say genitalia)


Confidence

7 When is the last time you can say you thoroughly enjoyed the cinema? Was it because of the movie or something else?

I'm going to sound like an idiot but the last five minutes of "Enchanted"...when you see the happily ever after of all the characters. And God, for a minute I felt like a child who still believed.


8 Let’s pretend you went back in time and met the younger ‘you’ just before your first sexual encounter. What would you tell that person?

Think about baseball.

9 Reach for the closest book or magazine, and open to any random page with writing. What is the second sentense on that age?

"Do you know what's in the nutty forest?"

10 What is the worst crime you’ve ever witnessed that you didn’t commit?

Um...not sure about this one. Everything is a crime in South Carolina.


11 Have you ever stolen anything out of a store before?

No...my moral compass was always wound way too tight.

12 Remember that orger in question #1? What would they say about you?

Man, his Org name sounds like a constipation relief product.

13 What two things are you most self-concious about at this time?

My increasing chunkiness and decreasing hair line.

14 I love onenitealone. This is not a question.

Cool.

15 You’re given a thousand dollars that you MUST spend on home improvement. What would you do?

1000 on new roof deductible... insurance would cover the rest.

16 At this very goddamned second, if someone you casually knew knocked on your door and came in, factoring in the state of cleanliness of your house, would you be comfortable?

Yeah, my wife made me vacuum so why not.


17 How clean is your dwelling?

Depends on what time of day and whether my daughters are eating something messy or crumb-y.

18 Are you happy with the city you live in? What would make it better?

Not overly. A move to the 20th century (we'll take this bad boy in steps).


19 Going to Iceland and having your picture taken with meat eating handsome young men is rather selfish, isn’t it?

I still get Iceland and Greenland confused.


20 What one piece of advise would you give the kids who are graduating from high school this year?

Cut up your credit cards...NOW!


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1, Go tot he last thread you posted on. Go to your last post on that thread and pick the orger above you. Describe a quality you like about them even if you don’t personally like them.


CBF.


2 Say one thing about your mom that you think she’d like everyone to know... just work with me on this one--it presents so many opportunities for smart ass replies.


Oh god...um...honestly, there's nothing really. She's a private kinda girl




3. Your last good cry: Was it beautiful, sad, silly, or something else?

Really, really random. In a change room, while I felt really dizzy. I'm weird .


4. Your last good, hard, laugh. What was it?

Dammit, I can't quite remember but I chuckled a few minutes ago about that woman who had 18 kids and someone yelled out "It's Phil's mom y'all!". Phil's a dude in my class so lol.


5. Whether you’re gay or straight what do you love most about the opposite sex? (please don’t mention genitalia )

Guys are usually easy going and don't bitch and backstab as much as girls do. Or at least they don't seem to take PLEASURE in it like girls do.
They get over things quicker, whereas girls will still be glaring you down 20 years later.


6. Whether you’re gay or straight, what do love most about other members of your own sex? (please don’t say genitalia)

Heh, hardly anything. I couldn't imagine being a straight man. I guess I like that some, hardly any but some, girls are kinda cool. Wow, you'd never guess I'm a feminist from that statement


7. When is the last time you can say you thoroughly enjoyed the cinema? Was it because of the movie or something else?

I always enjoy it. The whole experience is always exciting.


8. Let’s pretend you went back in time and met the younger ‘you’ just before your first sexual encounter. What would you tell that person?

Get away from me Nah, I'd just say "Uh...you smoking crack?"


9. Reach for the closest book or magazine, and open to any random page with writing. What is the second sentense on that age?

No books nearby.

10. What is the worst crime you’ve ever witnessed that you didn’t commit?

Shoplifting lmao.


11. Have you ever stolen anything out of a store before?

Yeah, just a bracelet from the $2 shop.


12. Remember that orger in question #1? What would they say about you?

CBF.


13. What two things are you most self-concious about at this time?

My weight and my eyes (they redden easily).



14. I love onenitealone. This is not a question.


Oh Imago, what will we do with you?


15. You’re given a thousand dollars that you MUST spend on home improvement. What would you do?

Get floorboards instead of carpet. Fix my damn toilet. Repaint my room.


16. At this very goddamned second, if someone you casually knew knocked on your door and came in, factoring in the state of cleanliness of your house, would you be comfortable?


I wouldn't know about it cause I'm in class HA!

17. How clean is your dwelling?


As clean as Amy Winehouse.

18. Are you happy with the city you live in? What would make it better?

No, warmer weather kthnxbye.


19. Going to Iceland and having your picture taken with meat eating handsome young men is rather selfish, isn’t it?

Dude, I already said, do it yourself with your own meat eating men!


20. What one piece of advise would you give the kids who are graduating from high school this year?

Well, I am one of those kids, so someone give ME some advice dammit!

1, Go to the last thread you posted on. Go to your last post on that thread and pick the orger above you. Describe a quality you like about them even if you don’t personally like them. I like MsLegs ID. That's all I know about her!
2 Say one thing about your mom that you think she’d like everyone to know... just work with me on this one--it presents so many opportunities for smart ass replies She once turned down Elvis Presley for my dad
3 Your last good cry: Was it beautiful, sad, silly, or something else? I can't remember my last good cry. I started to sob at my Dad's funeral, but someone put their arm on me and unfortunately, I stopped sobbing. I REALLY wanted to cry my eyes out
4 Your last good, hard, laugh. What was it? At my daughter, last night, as she was giving me the evil eye. I'm telling you, the boys have NO chance
5 Whether you’re gay or straight what do you love most about the opposite sex? (please don’t mention genitalia ) The way they look
6 Whether you’re gay or straight, what do love most about other members of your own sex? (please don’t say genitalia) Sports
7 When is the last time you can say you thoroughly enjoyed the cinema? Was it because of the movie or something else? Does "Prom Night" count? Because I accompanied my daughter on her first "date" and it was cool
8 Let’s pretend you went back in time and met the younger ‘you’ just before your first sexual encounter. What would you tell that person? "Try to think of dead puppies or baseball for as long as you can"
9 Reach for the closest book or magazine, and open to any random page with writing. What is the second sentense on that page? "Here are two other strategies couples used"
10 What is the worst crime you’ve ever witnessed that you didn’t commit? The invasion of Iraq
11 Have you ever stolen anything out of a store before? Once
12 Remember that orger in question #1? What would they say about you? I have no idea
13 What two things are you most self-conscious about at this time? (1) Gray hair (2) See #1
14 I love onenitealone. This is not a question.
15 You’re given a thousand dollars that you MUST spend on home improvement. What would you do? Only a grand? Buy new plates and silverware
16 At this very xxxxx second, if someone you casually knew knocked on your door and came in, factoring in the state of cleanliness of your house, would you be comfortable? Yes.
17 How clean is your dwelling? Pretty clean
18 Are you happy with the city you live in? What would make it better? Yes, and fewer cars on the road
19 Going to Iceland and having your picture taken with meat eating handsome young men is rather selfish, isn’t it? Of course not
20 What one piece of advise would you give the kids who are graduating from high school this year? Learn discipline

GottaLetitgo said:

LMAO, I said the same thing!

InsatiableCream said:

1, Go tot he last thread you posted on. Go to your last post on that thread and pick the orger above you. Describe a quality you like about them even if you don’t personally like them.

JasmineFire is fabulous and she has very sound theories about surviving the tragedy of a zombified spouse.

2 Say one thing about your mom that you think she’d like everyone to know... just work with me on this one--it presents so many opportunities for smart ass replies

My mom was a rock drummer in the late '60s, and she also sang in the band she was in. All my life I thought my mom was a fan of Janis Joplin because she had so many Janis albums in her collection, but the truth was my mom HATED Janis Joplin and had all those albums because the guys in the band forced her to sing cover songs and sound as much like Janis as possible, and my mom said it was hell on her throat to have to screech and yell like that. She did confess that she didn't have an opinion on the quality of Janis Joplin songs in general - she just hated Janis for indirectly forcing my mom to sing like that.

3 Your last good cry: Was it beautiful, sad, silly, or something else?

It was abbreviated. I'm not someone who has "a good cry". I feel a cry coming on and it just kind of automatically stifles, like a hiccup or something.

4 Your last good, hard, laugh. What was it?

Probably something our new dumbass cat did.

5 Whether you’re gay or straight what do you love most about the opposite sex? (please don’t mention genitalia )

I think women are just naturally funnier than men.

6 Whether you’re gay or straight, what do love most about other members of your own sex? (please don’t say genitalia)

Men are fun to objectify because we don't mind feeling cheap and if someone loves us only for our mind, it's like a happy bonus moreso than a solemn requirement.

7 When is the last time you can say you thoroughly enjoyed the cinema? Was it because of the movie or something else?

I saw Speed Racer on an IMAX screen this weekend and that shit made me touch cotton more than a few times, let me tell you. Race cars were burning rubber in my pants and not in a particularly sexy way.


8 Let’s pretend you went back in time and met the younger ‘you’ just before your first sexual encounter. What would you tell that person?

"Nod and smile. It gets better."

9 Reach for the closest book or magazine, and open to any random page with writing. What is the second sentense on that age?

I'm at work. Printed materials are banned. Ok, they're not, but we don't really like to "read" here.

10 What is the worst crime you’ve ever witnessed that you didn’t commit?

That Madonna video with Justin Timberlake.


11 Have you ever stolen anything out of a store before?

Yes. I stole a gluestick and I'm PROUD OF IT. It was overpriced. I had the money. I stole it on principle. I was liberating it.

12 Remember that orger in question #1? What would they say about you?

I don't know, ask them.

13 What two things are you most self-concious about at this time?

1. I don't know what's going to become of my hairstyle. It's really just...yeah, I don't know what's going to become of my hair.

2. I'm putting on weight, which is a good thing because I've been massively underweight since last fall and I'm finally starting to look/feel normal again, but part of getting to that point has been to fatten myself up a little and now I feel like a fat slob now that I've given up my prissy little diet. I should go back to the gym, but I don't want to lose this newfound protective layer of blubber that brings me a feeling of normalcy. Quandary.


14 I love onenitealone. This is not a question.



15 You’re given a thousand dollars that you MUST spend on home improvement. What would you do?

fix the walls/ceiling in our bedroom and then paint that shit chocolate brown and install some sconces and whatnot.

16 At this very goddamned second, if someone you casually knew knocked on your door and came in, factoring in the state of cleanliness of your house, would you be comfortable?

i'm never comfortable when someone drops by unannounced. the walls could be dripping with lysol and febreeze and i would still feel uncomfortable letting someone into my home unless i had a chance to prepare for them. who "pops in" anymore? screw them.

17 How clean is your dwelling?

it could always be cleaner.

18 Are you happy with the city you live in? What would make it better?

i don't know. i haven't really had a chance to bond with it mano a ciudad yet.

19 Going to Iceland and having your picture taken with meat eating handsome young men is rather selfish, isn’t it?



20 What one piece of advise would you give the kids who are graduating from high school this year?

your generation is fucked. seriously. the best thing you can do is take lots of hallucinogens and drop out of society.

1, Go tot he last thread you posted on. Go to your last post on that thread and pick the orger above you. Describe a quality you like about them even if you don’t personally like them.

-- protege is fuckin funny as hell, her and theo crack me up all the time. ota.

2 Say one thing about your mom that you think she’d like everyone to know... just work with me on this one--it presents so many opportunities for smart ass replies

-- my mom loves her 6 (2 of which aren't even hers) children unconditionally, and while sometimes she can act irrationally towards us, she'll never desert us...

3 Your last good cry: Was it beautiful, sad, silly, or something else?

-- it was angry. really damn angry. frustrated. threw some shit around
it felt really good.

4 Your last good, hard, laugh. What was it?

-- i was tickling my sister! her skin twitches if i just hold my hand over her it kills me how deathly ticklish that woman is

5 Whether you’re gay or straight what do you love most about the opposite sex? (please don’t mention genitalia )

-- deep voices turn me the hell on. and if they're getting passionate about something - anything - they're voice has these highs and lows that are so intoxicating i can listen for hours.

6 Whether you’re gay or straight, what do love most about other members of your own sex? (please don’t say genitalia)

-- we're beautiful creatures. take of all our clothes and realize how soft our skin remains after the hardest lives, or how our curves remain so subtle but prominent even after life's hard edges wearing on us... we are beautiful creatures.

7 When is the last time you can say you thoroughly enjoyed the cinema? Was it because of the movie or something else?

-- i saw juno and across the universe relatively around the same time... and i was just so proud to be an artist at that time... i dont know why but seeing those two movies made me even more proud to live art and to have art live through me

8 Let’s pretend you went back in time and met the younger ‘you’ just before your first sexual encounter. What would you tell that person?

-- "dude, go for gold. stay in that stairwell, kiss with tongue! he's HOT. DO HIM."

9 Reach for the closest book or magazine, and open to any random page with writing. What is the second sentense on that page?

-- "Everything that is made beautiful and fair and lovely is made for the eye of one who sees" (book of poetry by RUMI )

10 What is the worst crime you’ve ever witnessed that you didn’t commit?

-- my brother was falsely arrested on grounds of theft. he never stole a thing, the police roughed him up pretty bad all based on their race complex.

11 Have you ever stolen anything out of a store before?

-- no.

12 Remember that orger in question #1? What would they say about you?

-- no idea

13 What two things are you most self-concious about at this time?

-- my butt. seriously. i just don't want to be showing it off if it's riddled in cellulite. so that's something to work on.
secondly, my skin.... currently it's on it's way back to 'flawless' but i scar easily, so i'm scared that people will see my scars before my face.

14 I love onenitealone. This is not a question.

-- dork.

15 You’re given a thousand dollars that you MUST spend on home improvement. What would you do?

-- 1000 isn't a lot when it comes to home improvement. i'd get something that'd conserve water efficiently, or something to that degree.

16 At this very goddamned second, if someone you casually knew knocked on your door and came in, factoring in the state of cleanliness of your house, would you be comfortable?

-- yeah, sure, i have clothes on this time.

17 How clean is your dwelling?

-- immaculate.

18 Are you happy with the city you live in? What would make it better?

-- well for one it would be nice if i could get off the bus and NOT get stopped by the cops (yes, it's a true, happened tonight.) and it would be nice if it wasn't so stripped of culture, and if it wasn't so damn dirty all the time. it's like everyone here HAS to have an odor of some sort.
ugh.

19 Going to Iceland and having your picture taken with meat eating handsome young men is rather selfish, isn’t it?

-- says who?

20 What one piece of advice would you give the kids who are graduating from high school this year?

-- it's not the end of the world if you don't know what you want to be. just know that debt is inevitable and if you let THAT get in the way of your REAL true goals, then you shouldn't even be considering post secondary education. in which case, repeat after me: "Would you like fries with that?"

1, Go tot he last thread you posted on. Go to your last post on that thread and pick the orger above you. Describe a quality you like about them even if you don’t personally like them.

Baroque: Imago, he's a funny bunny.

2 Say one thing about your mom that you think she’d like everyone to know... just work with me on this one--it presents so many opportunities for smart ass replies
Baroque: She's very brave, and I admire he greatly.

3 Your last good cry: Was it beautiful, sad, silly, or something else?
Baroque: Last thursday, i lost my public speech competition, i got last place, i was depressed the whole day cause i really practice.

4 Your last good, hard, laugh. What was it?
Baroque:I was watching anime bloopers.

5 Whether you’re gay or straight what do you love most about the opposite sex? (please don’t mention genitalia )
Baroque: I admire women, in every way beauty, brains, everything, butch, femme women rule!

6 Whether you’re gay or straight, what do love most about other members of your own sex? (please don’t say genitalia)
Baroque: the stereotypical masculinity is my thang, well not for me, with other men.

7 When is the last time you can say you thoroughly enjoyed the cinema? Was it because of the movie or something else?
Baroque: Hm..I don't know it depends who i am with, the last movie i saw on the cinema was "over her dead body" so i don't know

8 Let’s pretend you went back in time and met the younger ‘you’ just before your first sexual encounter. What would you tell that person?
Baroque: "No..I don't want it like this, you don't love me"

9 Reach for the closest book or magazine, and open to any random page with writing. What is the second sentense on that age?
Baroque:"One such classic study is that of george miller(1956), who was the first to discover that short term memory can hold only about seven items or bits of information."

10 What is the worst crime you’ve ever witnessed that you didn’t commit?
Baroque: I'm lucky enough not to see a crime.

11 Have you ever stolen anything out of a store before?
Baroque: Manga's(anime comic books from barnes and nobles)


12 Remember that orger in question #1? What would they say about you?
Baroque: Imago only see's my young side, i guess, he can't over that..lol. i think that the reason he does not consider me as a friend.

13 What two things are you most self-concious about at this time?
Baroque: my weight and my shyness

14 I love onenitealone. This is not a question.
Baroque: Okay..

15 You’re given a thousand dollars that you MUST spend on home improvement. What would you do?
Baroque: pay the rest of the house, so my father can be the owner, so he can't rent it and move to a better neighborhood.

16 At this very goddamned second, if someone you casually knew knocked on your door and came in, factoring in the state of cleanliness of your house, would you be comfortable?
Baroque: I would not open the door.

17 How clean is your dwelling?
Baroque: very clean, i can't messes

18 Are you happy with the city you live in? What would make it better?
Baroque: no there is nothing productive to do.
19 Going to Iceland and having your picture taken with meat eating handsome young men is rather selfish, isn’t it?
Baroque:Depends how looking you're friend is..

20 What one piece of advise would you give the kids who are graduating from high school this year?
Baroque: Ah...adulthood..your dreams are ready to be crushed..lol.
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1, Go tot he last thread you posted on. Go to your last post on that thread and pick the orger above you. Describe a quality you like about them even if you don’t personally like them.

I know absolutely nothing about SUPRMAN. I thought maybe he was Heath, but I clicked on his profile and it's not.


2 Say one thing about your mom that you think she’d like everyone to know... just work with me on this one--it presents so many opportunities for smart ass replies

she tries very hard to make everyone happy, smartass.


3 Your last good cry: Was it beautiful, sad, silly, or something else?

very sad. painful.


4 Your last good, hard, laugh. What was it?

I can't remember



5 Whether you’re gay or straight what do you love most about the opposite sex? (please don’t mention genitalia )

the clothes


6 Whether you’re gay or straight, what do love most about other members of your own sex? (please don’t say genitalia)

neck, forearms, ankles


7 When is the last time you can say you thoroughly enjoyed the cinema? Was it because of the movie or something else?

I haven't been since Nov. I liked that movie. Rendition. I miss the people I went with, though.


8 Let’s pretend you went back in time and met the younger ‘you’ just before your first sexual encounter. What would you tell that person?

ask them to reciporocate!


9 Reach for the closest book or magazine, and open to any random page with writing. What is the second sentense on that age?

The angel shook it, cautiously.


10 What is the worst crime you’ve ever witnessed that you didn’t commit?

Can't think of any off hand.


11 Have you ever stolen anything out of a store before?

yes


12 Remember that orger in question #1? What would they say about you?

they don't know me either


13 What two things are you most self-concious about at this time?

where i carry my weight. and the break-out on my neck.

14 I love onenitealone. This is not a question.

The angel shook it, cautiously.


15 You’re given a thousand dollars that you MUST spend on home improvement. What would you do?

put it in savings toward buying a home.


16 At this very goddamned second, if someone you casually knew knocked on your door and came in, factoring in the state of cleanliness of your house, would you be comfortable?

actually, that's pretty likely at this particular moment. i'm not cleaning in preparation though, so i guess i'm fine with it.


17 How clean is your dwelling?

so-so

18 Are you happy with the city you live in? What would make it better?

it would be a stretch to even label this as a town. there are many, many things that would make it better. but i like the smallness of it.


19 Going to Iceland and having your picture taken with meat eating handsome young men is rather selfish, isn’t it?

depends on whose meat they're eating


20 What one piece of advise would you give the kids who are graduating from high school this year?

whatever it is you want to do in life, start doing it now. or start preparing for it. don't wait. don't take time off. just fucking do it.

Anxiety said:

Anxiety said:

Imago said:

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1 Go to the last thread you posted on. Go to your last post on that thread and pick the orger above you. Describe a quality you like about them even if you don’t personally like them. I adore sammi's candor. Her self pics, her art, stories of personal defeats -- she just puts it out there. I envy the freedom that must come in allowing that vulnerability.
2 Say one thing about your mom that you think she’d like everyone to know... just work with me on this one--it presents so many opportunities for smart ass replies My mom is the best steward of personal belongings I've ever met. Her house, her car, her clothes, the balancing of her checkbook -- ALWAYS immaculate, and I've never known her to ruin or destroy anything.
3 Your last good cry: Was it beautiful, sad, silly, or something else? I don't recall.
4 Your last good, hard, laugh. What was it? I don't recall this either.
5 Whether you’re gay or straight what do you love most about the opposite sex? (please don’t mention genitalia ) I love that women have seized the prerogative to do just about whatever they wanna do these days and still be within the bounds of femininity. Men, I think, are considerably more limited by dictates around what is masculine.
6 Whether you’re gay or straight, what do love most about other members of your own sex? (please don’t say genitalia) We lose less than women in occasionally defaulting to a certain primal roughness or societal lack of grace.
7 When is the last time you can say you thoroughly enjoyed the cinema? Was it because of the movie or something else? Proabably as far back as X-Men 2. Pure cheese, but the stuff of childhood dreams... and the energy circulating through the audience was perfect!
8 Let’s pretend you went back in time and met the younger ‘you’ just before your first sexual encounter. What would you tell that person? Cuddle, kiss, whisper sweet nothings... but don't go there.
9 Reach for the closest book or magazine, and open to any random page with writing. What is the second sentense on that age? "De son propre aveu, Na travaille lentement mais minutieusement, au rhythme d'un theme par an."
10 What is the worst crime you’ve ever witnessed that you didn’t commit? I saw some kid get jumped by three guys. They beat him up in the middle of an intersection...even jumped up and down on him as he lay in the street, then took both his shoes off of his body and ran. Luckily, he was relatively OK.
11 Have you ever stolen anything out of a store before? Yes
12 Remember that orger in question #1? What would they say about you? Maybe that I'm a little bit smart, a little bit funny and a LOT cool for choosing her metropolitan area to move to!
13 What two things are you most self-concious about at this time? My personal finances and current lack of mental fortitude.
14 I love onenitealone. This is not a question.
15 You’re given a thousand dollars that you MUST spend on home improvement. What would you do? I'd either fix the awful bathroom in my apartment and ask the landlord to reimburse me, or refinish the floors in the house I own back in Cleveland.
16 At this very goddamned second, if someone you casually knew knocked on your door and came in, factoring in the state of cleanliness of your house, would you be comfortable? No.
17 How clean is your dwelling? It's a dump right now... and it's my wife and daughter's fault. Yeah, I said it.
18 Are you happy with the city you live in? What would make it better? I really enjoy Toronto, but it could benefit from a more definitive personality. It's notable by virtue of its size and economic importance to Canada. But culturewise, it's beloved for everything and yet nothing in particular.
19 Going to Iceland and having your picture taken with meat eating handsome young men is rather selfish, isn’t it? Yes... and so take me!
20 What one piece of advise would you give the kids who are graduating from high school this year? Stuff is about to get U.G.L.Y! You better go into the next phase with a plan.

1, Go tot he last thread you posted on. Go to your last post on that thread and pick the orger above you. Describe a quality you like about them even if you don’t personally like them.

Oh...um...she's a fairly decent speller...?

2 Say one thing about your mom that you think she’d like everyone to know... just work with me on this one--it presents so many opportunities for smart ass replies

She's the most kindest person ever.

3 Your last good cry: Was it beautiful, sad, silly, or something else?

A few weeks ago. It was sad.

4 Your last good, hard, laugh. What was it?

Last night!

5 Whether you’re gay or straight what do you love most about the opposite sex? (please don’t mention genitalia )

They are not female. I love that the most.

6 Whether you’re gay or straight, what do love most about other members of your own sex? (please don’t say genitalia)

They like the same girly things I do.

7 When is the last time you can say you thoroughly enjoyed the cinema? Was it because of the movie or something else?

When I saw Cloverfield. I was a combo of the movie and the crowd watching that made it awesome.

8 Let’s pretend you went back in time and met the younger ‘you’ just before your first sexual encounter. What would you tell that person?

Don't swallow that shit. Spit it out.

9 Reach for the closest book or magazine, and open to any random page with writing. What is the second sentense on that age?

"It's all about the final strokes..."

I swear that's what it says.

10 What is the worst crime you’ve ever witnessed that you didn’t commit?

Severe beating.

11 Have you ever stolen anything out of a store before?

Yes, several times.

12 Remember that orger in question #1? What would they say about you?

That I was Prince and the feds are coming for me.

13 What two things are you most self-concious about at this time?

Weight and um....weight.

14 I love onenitealone. This is not a question.

He's hot.

15 You’re given a thousand dollars that you MUST spend on home improvement. What would you do?

New furniture!

16 At this very goddamned second, if someone you casually knew knocked on your door and came in, factoring in the state of cleanliness of your house, would you be comfortable?

Absolutely.

17 How clean is your dwelling?

Very.

18 Are you happy with the city you live in? What would make it better?

I am happy. Um...more hot dudes.

19 Going to Iceland and having your picture taken with meat eating handsome young men is rather selfish, isn’t it?

Get over it, will ya?

20 What one piece of advise would you give the kids who are graduating from high school this year?

A BA gets you a job at McDonalds. Find out what you really wanna do.

Imago said:

Lammastide... thank you!
and yes, funny and smart but Montréal is WAY cooler

sammij said:

you be ota amessing

Protege said:

ota intense!

1, Go tot he last thread you posted on. Go to your last post on that thread and pick the orger above you. Describe a quality you like about them even if you don’t personally like them.

I don't really know Roodboi, but I think he's really cool. His posts are always well-written and funny and/or thoughtful.

2 Say one thing about your mom that you think she’d like everyone to know... just work with me on this one--it presents so many opportunities for smart ass replies

She sacrificed a lot to raise her kids.

3 Your last good cry: Was it beautiful, sad, silly, or something else?

Sad because of the death of a loved one.

4 Your last good, hard, laugh. What was it?

Saturday night out having drinks with a really good friend. We laughed about everything.

5 Whether you’re gay or straight what do you love most about the opposite sex? (please don’t mention genitalia )

I love the way women can be more open to different things.

6 Whether you’re gay or straight, what do love most about other members of your own sex? (please don’t say genitalia)

I love when men are chivalrous. I think that's really cool.

7 When is the last time you can say you thoroughly enjoyed the cinema? Was it because of the movie or something else?

Seeing Iron Man on Sunday. It was a great summer movie and it reminded me why I love summer movies.

8 Let’s pretend you went back in time and met the younger ‘you’ just before your first sexual encounter. What would you tell that person?

Relax. You're way too uptight about this. Just have fun.

9 Reach for the closest book or magazine, and open to any random page with writing. What is the second sentense on that age?

"Laurie, you complain, perhaps rightly, that I won't see existence in human terms...but you yourself refuse to consider my viewpoint, letting your emotions blind you."

10 What is the worst crime you’ve ever witnessed that you didn’t commit?

A mother hitting her child.

11 Have you ever stolen anything out of a store before?

I stole a candy bar when I was six. My mom made me take it back and humiliated the hell out of me at the store. But I never did it again.

12 Remember that orger in question #1? What would they say about you?

Probably something like, "Who's Twiki?"

13 What two things are you most self-concious about at this time?
My ability to get new work and finishing the book I'm working on.

14 I love onenitealone. This is not a question.

I wish I knew onenitealone then.

15 You’re given a thousand dollars that you MUST spend on home improvement. What would you do?

Buy some really cool art.

16 At this very goddamned second, if someone you casually knew knocked on your door and came in, factoring in the state of cleanliness of your house, would you be comfortable?

I'm totally cool with the cleanliness of my place, but every friend I have knows that I don't tolerate unannounced drop-bys.

17 How clean is your dwelling?

Very clean.

18 Are you happy with the city you live in? What would make it better?

Yes. I love New York. This city makes me happy like no other place.

19 Going to Iceland and having your picture taken with meat eating handsome young men is rather selfish, isn’t it?

No.

20 What one piece of advise would you give the kids who are graduating from high school this year?

Vote Democratic.

1, Go tot he last thread you posted on. Go to your last post on that thread and pick the orger above you. Describe a quality you like about them even if you don’t personally like them.

i love sammi

2 Say one thing about your mom that you think she’d like everyone to know... just work with me on this one--it presents so many opportunities for smart ass replies lol

i dunno

3 Your last good cry: Was it beautiful, sad, silly, or something else?

it was stupid.

4 Your last good, hard, laugh. What was it?

my best friend's boyfriend telling me a story about something that happened to them.

5 Whether you’re gay or straight what do you love most about the opposite sex? (please don’t mention genitalia lol )

a sexy mouth, broad shoulders and a slightly narrower waist, arty hands, nice arms, ridiculously pretty eyes, perfect smile

6 Whether you’re gay or straight, what do love most about other members of your own sex? (please don’t say genitalia)

um...a nice ass, i think.

7 When is the last time you can say you thoroughly enjoyed the cinema? Was it because of the movie or something else?

march, i guess- the movie and something else

8 Let’s pretend you went back in time and met the younger ‘you’ just before your first sexual encounter. What would you tell that person?



9 Reach for the closest book or magazine, and open to any random page with writing. What is the second sentense on that age?

you remember the children you got that you did not get,

10 What is the worst crime you’ve ever witnessed that you didn’t commit?

i don't know?

11 Have you ever stolen anything out of a store before?

nope.

12 Remember that orger in question #1? What would they say about you?



13 What two things are you most self-concious about at this time?

my weight and my height

14 I love onenitealone. This is not a question.

GET YOUR ASS TO WALES ALREADY!

15 You’re given a thousand dollars that you MUST spend on home improvement. What would you do?

um...i rent.

16 At this very goddamned second, if someone you casually knew knocked on your door and came in, factoring in the state of cleanliness of your house, would you be comfortable?

yup!

17 How clean is your dwelling?

perfectly so, except for my research books system that looks like a crazy mess to anyone else but is perfectly organized to me.

18 Are you happy with the city you live in? What would make it better?

NO. leaving it.

19 Going to Iceland and having your picture taken with meat eating handsome young men is rather selfish, isn’t it?

every damn questionnaire

20 What one piece of advise would you give the kids who are graduating from high school this year?

4 years until the world ends! enjoy college!

I started answering but got bored with my own answers half way through

1, Go tot he last thread you posted on. Go to your last post on that thread and pick the orger above you. Describe a quality you like about them even if you don’t personally like them. -he has a hair-doo like a bowl...but hes nice.

2 Say one thing about your mom that you think she’d like everyone to know... just work with me on this one--it presents so many opportunities for smart ass replies -shut it

3 Your last good cry: Was it beautiful, sad, silly, or something else? -sad i think

4 Your last good, hard, laugh. What was it? -was at some stupid text i got.


5 Whether you’re gay or straight what do you love most about the opposite sex? (please don’t mention genitalia ) -ability to cut hair

6 Whether you’re gay or straight, what do love most about other members of your own sex? (please don’t say genitalia) -spaghetti

7 When is the last time you can say you thoroughly enjoyed the cinema? Was it because of the movie or something else? -yes

8 Let’s pretend you went back in time and met the younger ‘you’ just before your first sexual encounter. What would you tell that person? - that,


9 Reach for the closest book or magazine, and open to any random page with writing. What is the second sentense on that page? but the sullen downfall of the aqua army came and washed away my boredom and belittling of myself and gave my imagination a thorough power scrubbing for a few more years of renewed life and exuberance.

10 What is the worst crime you’ve ever witnessed that you didn’t commit? -mugging

11 Have you ever stolen anything out of a store before? -yes

12 Remember that orger in question #1? What would they say about you? - ~rick james laff~

13 What two things are you most self-concious about at this time? -hmmm this thread and this thread

14 I love onenitealone. This is not a question. -prince and jerome wanna know whos on top and whos on the bottom? ps)doesnt he look like the geico lizard here?


15 You’re given a thousand dollars that you MUST spend on home improvement. What would you do? -LOL spend it

16 At this very goddamned second, if someone you casually knew knocked on your door and came in, factoring in the state of cleanliness of your house, would you be comfortable? -yeh sure but then ask them to leave cuz theres a reason i know them casually

17 How clean is your dwelling? -clean pretty much

18 Are you happy with the city you live in? What would make it better? more times cuz what had happend the thing.



19 Going to Iceland and having your picture taken with meat eating handsome young men is rather selfish, isn’t it? -handsome lol


20 What one piece of advise would you give the kids who are graduating from high school this year? -keep it up.
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Laurel you're absolutely right