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Hysterical Laughter!!! It can change your entire disposition for the better ALL THE TIME...so share a story with us where you could not stop from laughing hysterically!!!
It'll make your week just remembering the incident again!! 
I was dating a woman in Cali for a good while so we had plenty of inside jokes between us. One being how we'd gather MORE THAN ONE toothpick after eating out and distracting the people behind the counters in order to get more than one. So she was a Master at it! She'd engage the person so well...that they never noticed she was taking madd toothpicks...a real pro. Big tits helped! We went to Claim Jumpers oneday with one of my boys and after we ate lunch it was time to perform her magic. She went to the counter where to toothpics were and right on cue engaged the waitress that was ringing us up with compliments on the food and constant eye contact while she was attempting to get a handful of toothpicks.....well I came around the corner and knew what she was doing and immediately smirked and chuckled...but the kicker was...as good as she was any other day...for some reason she could not hold onto the toothpicks and was running out of banter for the waitress...and when I seen her face trying to remain calm and while constantly dropping toothpicks all over the floor....I LOST IT!!! I began laughing so incessantly that at least five other people began laughing with me and her!!! We were in fucking tears and could not stop for like five minutes!!! It was hilarious to witness!!! The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. -- Mark Twain.
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I remember this one time i was at a chinese restaurant with a bunch of my football buddies. As usual the beer flowed and the conversation got to the usual level.
It ended up in a conversation about "does a tart charge more to swallow than to spit" Cue raucous laughter then Lawrence starts choking with rice flying out of his nose as he laughs so hard, this sent the rest of us in to major fits of laughter and it all got very messy with tears everywhere. When it finally calmed down we asked why he had lost it so bad, through tears he told us that he had an image of some guy in a back street, tart with her mouth clamped around his dick and he is patting his pockets and asking passers by for the extra $$$$ so she will swallow..... It all started again.  [Edited 3/28/08 10:59am] | |
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i was talking to my brother about prank calls i would never make and i said something about calling mcdonald's and when they answered the phone saying, "Hello, welcome to mcdonald's; may i take your order?"
for some reason he found it utterly hilarious (  ) and he started laughing really hard. after a certain point he said his mouth was dry and went to get a drink. then all of a sudden he started laughing again and (literally!) barfed his drink all over the floor.
none of it should have been as funny as it was, but i'm sitting here laughing about it. we couldn't look at each other without laughing about that shit. and i still call him a mouth volcano for it.  HE'S COMING AGAIN | |
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mdiver said: I remember this one time i was at a chinese restaurant with a bunch of my football buddies. As usual the beer flowed and the conversation got to the usual level.
It ended up in a conversation about "does a tart charge more to swallow than to spit" Cue raucous laughter then Lawrence starts choking with rice flying out of his nose as he laughs so hard, this sent the rest of us in to major fits of laughter and it all got very messy with tears everywhere. When it finally calmed down we asked why he had lost it so bad, through tears he told us that he had an image of some guy in a back street, tart with her mouth clamped around his dick and he is patting his pockets and asking passers by for the extra $$$$ so she will swallow..... It all started again.
[Edited 3/28/08 10:59am]  The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. -- Mark Twain.
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Protege said: i was talking to my brother about prank calls i would never make and i said something about calling mcdonald's and when they answered the phone saying, "Hello, welcome to mcdonald's; may i take your order?"
for some reason he found it utterly hilarious ( ) and he started laughing really hard. after a certain point he said his mouth was dry and went to get a drink. then all of a sudden he started laughing again and (literally!) barfed his drink all over the floor.
none of it should have been as funny as it was, but i'm sitting here laughing about it. we couldn't look at each other without laughing about that shit. and i still call him a mouth volcano for it. | |
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Me and my best friend were watching a movie high. Something on the screen reminded me of a joke so while I tried telling it to him, he started laughing and that started me laughing and I don't remember if I ever finished the joke. | |
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mdiver said: I remember this one time i was at a chinese restaurant with a bunch of my football buddies. As usual the beer flowed and the conversation got to the usual level.
It ended up in a conversation about "does a tart charge more to swallow than to spit" Cue raucous laughter then Lawrence starts choking with rice flying out of his nose as he laughs so hard, this sent the rest of us in to major fits of laughter and it all got very messy with tears everywhere. When it finally calmed down we asked why he had lost it so bad, through tears he told us that he had an image of some guy in a back street, tart with her mouth clamped around his dick and he is patting his pockets and asking passers by for the extra $$$$ so she will swallow..... It all started again.
[Edited 3/28/08 10:59am] wow HE'S COMING AGAIN | |
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DexMSR said: It can change your entire disposition for the better ALL THE TIME...so share a story with us where you could not stop from laughing hysterically!!!
It'll make your week just remembering the incident again!!
I was dating a woman in Cali for a good while so we had plenty of inside jokes between us. One being how we'd gather MORE THAN ONE toothpick after eating out and distracting the people behind the counters in order to get more than one. So she was a Master at it! She'd engage the person so well...that they never noticed she was taking madd toothpicks...a real pro. Big tits helped! We went to Claim Jumpers oneday with one of my boys and after we ate lunch it was time to perform her magic. She went to the counter where to toothpics were and right on cue engaged the waitress that was ringing us up with compliments on the food and constant eye contact while she was attempting to get a handful of toothpicks.....well I came around the corner and knew what she was doing and immediately smirked and chuckled...but the kicker was...as good as she was any other day...for some reason she could not hold onto the toothpicks and was running out of banter for the waitress...and when I seen her face trying to remain calm and while constantly dropping toothpicks all over the floor....I LOST IT!!! I began laughing so incessantly that at least five other people began laughing with me and her!!! We were in fucking tears and could not stop for like five minutes!!! It was hilarious to witness!!! For fuck sake, just take the dame toothpicks... that is what they are there for, right! If I wanted all the toothpicks I would just take all the damn toothpicks.  | |
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damn  I mean.  | |
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FreeSpirit said: DexMSR said: It can change your entire disposition for the better ALL THE TIME...so share a story with us where you could not stop from laughing hysterically!!!
It'll make your week just remembering the incident again!!
I was dating a woman in Cali for a good while so we had plenty of inside jokes between us. One being how we'd gather MORE THAN ONE toothpick after eating out and distracting the people behind the counters in order to get more than one. So she was a Master at it! She'd engage the person so well...that they never noticed she was taking madd toothpicks...a real pro. Big tits helped! We went to Claim Jumpers oneday with one of my boys and after we ate lunch it was time to perform her magic. She went to the counter where to toothpics were and right on cue engaged the waitress that was ringing us up with compliments on the food and constant eye contact while she was attempting to get a handful of toothpicks.....well I came around the corner and knew what she was doing and immediately smirked and chuckled...but the kicker was...as good as she was any other day...for some reason she could not hold onto the toothpicks and was running out of banter for the waitress...and when I seen her face trying to remain calm and while constantly dropping toothpicks all over the floor....I LOST IT!!! I began laughing so incessantly that at least five other people began laughing with me and her!!! We were in fucking tears and could not stop for like five minutes!!! It was hilarious to witness!!! For fuck sake, just take the dame toothpicks... that is what they are there for, right! If I wanted all the toothpicks I would just take all the damn toothpicks. | |
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FreeSpirit said: DexMSR said: It can change your entire disposition for the better ALL THE TIME...so share a story with us where you could not stop from laughing hysterically!!!
It'll make your week just remembering the incident again!!
I was dating a woman in Cali for a good while so we had plenty of inside jokes between us. One being how we'd gather MORE THAN ONE toothpick after eating out and distracting the people behind the counters in order to get more than one. So she was a Master at it! She'd engage the person so well...that they never noticed she was taking madd toothpicks...a real pro. Big tits helped! We went to Claim Jumpers oneday with one of my boys and after we ate lunch it was time to perform her magic. She went to the counter where to toothpics were and right on cue engaged the waitress that was ringing us up with compliments on the food and constant eye contact while she was attempting to get a handful of toothpicks.....well I came around the corner and knew what she was doing and immediately smirked and chuckled...but the kicker was...as good as she was any other day...for some reason she could not hold onto the toothpicks and was running out of banter for the waitress...and when I seen her face trying to remain calm and while constantly dropping toothpicks all over the floor....I LOST IT!!! I began laughing so incessantly that at least five other people began laughing with me and her!!! We were in fucking tears and could not stop for like five minutes!!! It was hilarious to witness!!! For fuck sake, just take the dame toothpicks... that is what they are there for, right! If I wanted all the toothpicks I would just take all the damn toothpicks. LOL...it's not about taking the toothpicks...it's just about trying to get as many as you can without them taking notice! Whap! The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. -- Mark Twain.
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Slave2daGroove said: Worrrrrd!!! The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. -- Mark Twain.
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mdiver, go get married already, why don't you.
Darin...  | |
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This lady got on the train one day and she looked EXACTLY like Rosie O'Donell.
She had a big ass sandwich and a 2 liter pepsi with a straw in it 
When she took her first bite..me and my friend looked at each other and it was over!!! I was laughing sooooo hard, I missed my stop. But I didnt care cuz as long as she was enjoying her food, I was having a ball. | |
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Ivy...  | |
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FreeSpirit said: mdiver, go get married already, why don't you.
Darin... That was like 5 years ago | |
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mdiver said: FreeSpirit said: mdiver, go get married already, why don't you.
Darin... That was like 5 years ago mdiver... | |
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FreeSpirit said: Ivy... And I picture your tiny Julie voice everytime, too. | |
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FreeSpirit said: mdiver said: That was like 5 years ago mdiver... | |
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Stymie said: FreeSpirit said: For fuck sake, just take the dame toothpicks... that is what they are there for, right! If I wanted all the toothpicks I would just take all the damn toothpicks.  | |
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Ok, well one day I either called or answered Darin's call... and I was just getting home from work. I answered and Darin said something like... hey, how are you or what are you doing... you know the regular answer or start of a conversation, whatever.
Well this might not be funny, but I was just picking up my cat shit that I left in a plastic bag outside my door that morning. I answered just so... "Well, I am picking up my cat shit right now"... Darin was not expecting that comment, but hey... it was the truth.  | |
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FreeSpirit said: Ok, well one day I either called or answered Darin's call... and I was just getting home from work. I answered and Darin said something like... hey, how are you or what are you doing... you know the regular answer or start of a conversation, whatever.
Well this might not be funny, but I was just picking up my cat shit that I left in a plastic bag outside my door that morning. I answered just so... "Well, I am picking up my cat shit right now"... Darin was not expecting that comment, but hey... it was the truth.
The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. -- Mark Twain.
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DexMSR said: FreeSpirit said: Ok, well one day I either called or answered Darin's call... and I was just getting home from work. I answered and Darin said something like... hey, how are you or what are you doing... you know the regular answer or start of a conversation, whatever.
Well this might not be funny, but I was just picking up my cat shit that I left in a plastic bag outside my door that morning. I answered just so... "Well, I am picking up my cat shit right now"... Darin was not expecting that comment, but hey... it was the truth.
 ~Smile. Ok, I am done giving you hassle this morning... you know I am just egging you, you are so easy like that.
I need to get busy, get to some cleaning, the day is absolutely beautiful, for real and I am pleased to know, you understand my humor. 
Get to work, gosh. Such a disgrace. | |
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Twenty-five years ago, I had a porn movie. A REAL porn movie - 8mm. This was before Betamax and VHS tapes. This was also before ANYONE admitted they watched porn.
My buddies and I wanted to watch the movie, but the light in my projector was burned out. It was 6:30 on a Friday, and the places that sold those kinds of lightbulbs were closed for the night. So, we went to the local supermarket, hoping they would have something that would work. We showed the check-out girl (who was about our age) our bulb and asked if they had any replacement bulbs. She looked at it and said: "What are you guys going to do? Watch porn?" I busted a gut! | |
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typical cases of "you had to be there"
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RodeoSchro said: Twenty-five years ago, I had a porn movie. A REAL porn movie - 8mm. This was before Betamax and VHS tapes. This was also before ANYONE admitted they watched porn.
My buddies and I wanted to watch the movie, but the light in my projector was burned out. It was 6:30 on a Friday, and the places that sold those kinds of lightbulbs were closed for the night. So, we went to the local supermarket, hoping they would have something that would work. We showed the check-out girl (who was about our age) our bulb and asked if they had any replacement bulbs. She looked at it and said: "What are you guys going to do? Watch porn?" I busted a gut! BUSTED!!! The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. -- Mark Twain.
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My cousin and I was on the phone and she felt the need to tell me these cheesy jokes she found. So she's reading them off one by one until she get's to this particular joke which said "Your momma's so old she knew Burger King when he was a Prince!" I was telling her how busted these jokes were until that joke finally seeped in and I started LMAO and as I thought about it some more I literally started rolling on the damn floor! I could picture the look on my cousins face....it had to be a mix between " & " she was like "why are you laughing, these jokes are not funny" and she starts to laugh too while i'm on the floor drooling and tears are rolling down my cheeks! Yeah, so it took about ten mins for me to settle down. surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
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KidaDynamite said: My cousin and I was on the phone and she felt the need to tell me these cheesy jokes she found. So she's reading them off one by one until she get's to this particular joke which said "Your momma's so old she knew Burger King when he was a Prince!"
I was telling her how busted these jokes were until that joke finally seeped in and I started LMAO and as I thought about it some more I literally started rolling on the damn floor! I could picture the look on my cousins face....it had to be a mix between " & " she was like "why are you laughing, these jokes are not funny" and she starts to laugh too while i'm on the floor drooling and tears are rolling down my cheeks! Yeah, so it took about ten mins for me to settle down. | |
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mdiver said: I remember this one time i was at a chinese restaurant with a bunch of my football buddies. As usual the beer flowed and the conversation got to the usual level.
It ended up in a conversation about "does a tart charge more to swallow than to spit" Cue raucous laughter then Lawrence starts choking with rice flying out of his nose as he laughs so hard, this sent the rest of us in to major fits of laughter and it all got very messy with tears everywhere. When it finally calmed down we asked why he had lost it so bad, through tears he told us that he had an image of some guy in a back street, tart with her mouth clamped around his dick and he is patting his pockets and asking passers by for the extra $$$$ so she will swallow..... It all started again.
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