I've had such a shitty ass day today.


And to make things even worse, I went to the bank, and their stupid drive through was closed , so I had to go inside.

The woman inside was Chinese , and I was making small talk with her. No big deal. Just being friendly and stuff.

And I asked her if she spoke Mandarine or some other dialect like Cantonese or Hawkein(sp?). She said she spoke Cantonese, which I actually learned a bit of when I was working in a Chinese restaurant back when was younger.

I was all like "OMG, I know a little Cantonese!"


She was like, "Oh Really? What???"










It was at that point that I realized that the waiters there did indeed teach me some Cantonese when I was a young tike, but that the cleanest thing they taught me was (in phoenetics)... Deul Le Ma Chow Hai , or "Fuck your momma's stank pussy".

I then told her I couldnt really repeat the stuff I know.



It got more awkward after that.

I left post haste.

Sorry about the spats thing.....
first.
[Edited 3/6/08 15:30pm]

Imago said:

Poor baby.




Is that a new citrus hybrid?

Hell, look at it this way, you'll probably never see her again. Avoid the bank.
There must be something else to make the day so bad....

you ladies are asses!!!

OMG wait, exactly which one of those words means "stank"?

Anxiety said:

Chow

i tripped going down the stairs at work today in front of a cute asian girl!

evenstar said:

Asians

This thread is straight up Chow!

I was taught the phrase "You are a very nice person." in Cantonese (I think.) Many years back. I still remember the phrase but whenever I try to show off and say it. No one knows what the hell I'm saying. The person who taught the phrase to me told me I pronounced it really well.

Very embarrassing.

Chung hi ho yang lau.

diew lei ge lo mo chao hai, pokkai, kei low ... ham ka chaan !!!

You dick.

onenitealone said:

OMG, when I meet you , you're gonna get a whole ear full of vulgar Welsh!!

all i can say is
and
i learned an awesome cantonese phrase today.

KidaDynamite said:

damn



Duel Le!

Imago said:

and deservedly so.....

Still. What ELSE made your day so bad?

Imago said:

xplnyrslf said:

work.

And something rather personal.

MIGUELGOMEZ said:

I can get it ... it'd be more like "(Lei) Zhan hai ho yan la"
In Mandarin it'd be "(Ni) Zhende shi hao ren"

Imago said:

It's the latter?

Can't one of you share something embarassing?


Protoge? How about one of your threads? That could make a hooker blush!

Imago said:

MIGUELGOMEZ said:

Most of the folks in Alabama always tried to repeat the stuff the staff would teach them (folks like to ask, "so, how do you say..."). But whenever they said the words back it always sounded like they were trying to speak Cantonese in a french or mexican accent

joi giim x i'm off to beds - i didn't just google that .i have been learning cantonese this week, for my friend mai. this threads a coincidence. Lei hou

LittleSmedley said:

OMG, totally say that to her, so I can see if I'm remember it correctly!

LittleSmedley said:

lei heui fan kauw ??? ho, mo man taai ... byebye
Tin Yat Kien
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Imago said:

as disgusting as they sound ... your words were correct
usually they insert Lo right here, it means old which makes it evne more derogatory then it already is ... kei low

Deul Le Lo Ma Chow Hai

Funny Cantonese words :
Kam Yu Low (whick means pervert, but would be literally translated to Gold Fish Man, someone who leads children on with gold fish )
Siew La Po (short dick men, but literally "little trumpet")
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