Imago said:

....lawd.

fhqwhgads said:

boy o ladyboy would I ever!

Imago said:

2girls1khrap?

KidaDynamite said:

Girl, I better make your funnies orgers list the next time one of those silly threads pop up

fhqwhgads said:

WOW. All this WONTON engrish innuendo on this thread is getting me hawt.

evenstar said:

Asians

Imago said:

Me too. If you asked me if I wanted to 'go Sukothai' right now I'd be down. Just sayin'.

As you can see, I'm finding it Thaksin to come up with anything good.

fhqwhgads said:

Thats ok. I'm still down for our nitnoy dugout

Imago said:

Let's go. Hawng naam yuu thii nai? I'm do like Geor Michun.

fhqwhgads said:

That's a bit "niche" for me

Imago said:

Let's just go for somtam near your temple. You can ask me if I like it with peanuts and we'll take it from there.

fhqwhgads said:

Good god, you make me want to pound your pretty little poonang like right the fuck now!

evenstar said:

OMG, that shit is classic

The woman inside was Chinese ,

MIGUELGOMEZ said:

I can get it ... it'd be more like "(Lei) Zhan hai ho yan la"
In Mandarin it'd be "(Ni) Zhende shi hao ren"

Imago said:

as disgusting as they sound ... your words were correct
usually they insert Lo right here, it means old which makes it evne more derogatory then it already is ... kei low

Deul Le Lo Ma Chow Hai

Funny Cantonese words :
Kam Yu Low (whick means pervert, but would be literally translated to Gold Fish Man, someone who leads children on with gold fish )
Siew La Po (short dick men, but literally "little trumpet")
[Edited 3/6/08 16:38pm]

One4All4Ever said:

"eenie weenie teeny weenie.....don't want no SIEW LA PO."

MIGUELGOMEZ said:

:falloff x 1,000,000,0000

Oh Miguel, do me now.

I've had such a shitty ass day today.


And to make things even worse, I went to the bank, and their stupid drive through was closed , so I had to go inside.

The woman inside was Chinese , and I was making small talk with her. No big deal. Just being friendly and stuff.

And I asked her if she spoke Mandarine or some other dialect like Cantonese or Hawkein(sp?). She said she spoke Cantonese, which I actually learned a bit of when I was working in a Chinese restaurant back when was younger.

I was all like "OMG, I know a little Cantonese!"


She was like, "Oh Really? What???"










It was at that point that I realized that the waiters there did indeed teach me some Cantonese when I was a young tike, but that the cleanest thing they taught me was (in phoenetics)... Deul Le Ma Chow Hai , or "Fuck your momma's stank pussy".

I then told her I couldnt really repeat the stuff I know.



It got more awkward after that.

I left post haste.

Oh My God, I'm Sooooo embarrassed