i counted six times tonight i found myself "zoolander-ing" in the mirrors at the club

Never. If i am in the bathroom washing up i might make sure all is in order but as far as checking myself out ..... nope....i mean c'mon. I KNOW I AM HOT no need to check

Hang on...did you mean Golf club? Because there is a swing practice mirror in there i use all the time so i may have mislead you

I can't help it, it's totally compulsive. I'll look at any reflection, anywhere.

It's all about being terribly insecure.

I'll always quickly check my hair.

Then I check my shirt to make sure I didn't spill anything on it, or dribble food on it.

mdiver said:

I don't look at myself because I simply don't give a shit what other people think. If they talk about me, it just means that they've obviously noticed me and feel threatened. It's usually after they talk to me that they are cool, depending on the person.

gemini13 said:

But you and mdiver are practically married now. That means you're lives have essentially ended right?

It's different for single folks. We still have to care, advertise, and lie alot.

Imago said:

So that tells you that we ARE hot .....hell we still have to look good, we just KNOW

I avoid them as much as possible at the clubs

mdiver said:

I guess I should state for the record in case there are any newbies here that I wasn't implying you and gemini13 were married to each other.

Imago said:

Karla IS married dude

LOL

mdiver said:

I change my mind. Married folks have to lie alot too.

Karla's husband is hiding a stash of porn from her as I type this.


The world is coming apart at the seams

god damned org
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Imago said:

HAHA, he is not. He KNOWS what would happen if he did that.

i don't like looking at my reflection if there's other people around anywhere. i got the idea in my head that it comes off as vain and now i avoid it all the time.

There are mirrors at clubs?

Almost never. I'm bald, there's not much to look at, or correct. It is what it is.

JustErin said:

I don't look at all since I'm so certain it's not a pretty site.

I'm a bit funny about it, I actually won't look up in the restrooms when I wash my hands - I don't want to dash my delusions.