eraclito said:

eraclito said:

WOWWWW!!!!

chillichocaholic said:

it looks like a Barrack, so i thought why not..

reneGade20 said:

oh that is SO only going to work with the low Barry White thing happenin'... I think Barry would have had the ability to record a whispered..."Sweet Thang.... please feed me a Dunkin doughnut..." and panties would DROP with the bass he had in that voice ! Aaah, but I digress, keep those names coming; I'm actually writing this mess down for my friend and now for future reference

eraclito said:

Pics please.

ill na na

Love Sausage

Revolution said:

doesn't that mean pussy?

JasmineFire said:

no, that's Va Jay Jay...silly...

This thread is not complete without Monty Python...

Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis,
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy,
It's divine to own a dick,
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick.

So three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas,
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake,
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,
Your Percy or your cock,
You can wrap it up in ribbons,
You can slip it in your sock,
But don't take it out in public
Or they will stick you in the dock,
And you won't come back.

Revolution said:

well, foxy brown says that ill na na means pussy.

specifically her pussy.

How the hell could I forget slab.


- Slab

ELASTICFANTASTIC said:

you first

eraclito said:

JasmineFire said:

willy is good for little kids - what would be the equivalent female genitalia name?

ZombieKitten said:

front bottom, same primary teacher that called boys mr tinkle

jami0mckay said:

I reckon that is so lame there must be a better name, when we were kids front bottoms on girls were called "fanny" but now the american definition has infiltrated us.

jami0mckay said:

I used to call it that too, until the day I found out it had more uses and did extraordinary things.

reneGade20 said:

I think that would just piss me off

purplesweat said:

The Bishop (like a chess piece)

Ottensen said:

Alas, I used to have that very power..... I would go "whew" after a run and I'd get bombarded with silky things.....

....but, like singers with Laryngitis, I became afflicted with that most evil of :pimp:killers.....The Wife.....no more silkies for the Gade.....

eraclito said:

Really? What do you want to see?

reneGade20 said:

Why is this the point where I imagine Gade-man pre nuptuals, being able to just say to any woman...'Grrrl...I made you a peanut butter & jelly sammich' and girls just throwing silkies with stars in her eyes like,' You diiid? Oh RENNNNN'

Ottensen said:

Actually, my signature line was "In time baby....we'll make love (all about the terminology) when YOU'RE ready....I don't want you to do anything you're not ready to...."

Here are afew more.

Ass opener.
Baby maker.
Bald-headed hermit.
Baloney pony.
Battering ram.
Bean tosser.
Beef bayonet.
Blow torch.
Broom handle.
Bug fucker.
Bum tickler.
Burrito.
Bush beater.
Bushwhacker.
Crack hunter.
Crotch cobra.
Ding dong.
Dingus.
Dipstick.
Dribbling dart of love.
Drumstick.
Eel.
Eye opener.
Foaming beef probe.
Frankfurter.
Girl-o-meter.
Goose's neck.
Gravy maker.
Grinding tool.
Gun.
Hanging Johnny.
Holy poker.
Honeypot cleaver.
Jiggling bone.
Kidney scraper.
Kosher pickle.
Lance of love.
Licorice stick.
Love dart.
Love muscle.
Love pump.
Love sausage.
Lung disturber.
Matrimonial peacemaker.
Meat whistle.
Mr Happy.
Muscle of love.
Mutton dagger.
Nine inch knocker.
One-eyed milkman.
One-eyed monster.
Peacemaker.
Pee-Wee.
Pencil.
Piccolo.
Pile driver.
Pink oboe.
Pisser.
Pistol.
Plunger.
Poker.
Pork sword.
Pump handle.
Quim wedge.
Rammer.
Ramrod.
Raw meat.
Redhot poker.
Rod of love.
Rooster.
Rumpleforeskin.
Rump splitter.
Saint Peter.
Schlong.
Screwdriver.
Shaft of cupid.
Short arm.
Silent flute.
Spigot.
Split-ass mechanic.
Stallion.
Star gazer.
Sugar stick.
Sweet meat.
Swizzle stick.
Tail pipe.
Tally whacker.
Tent peg.
Thingamabob.
Third leg.
Thumb of love.
Ticker.
Tool.
Torch of cupid.
Tube steak.
Tummy banana.
Uncle Dick.
Wand.
Water spout.
Wazoo.
Weapon.
Whanger.
Whore pipe.

ELASTICFANTASTIC said:

Well HOT DAMN! I guess this thread can end right about HERE!

I almost feel like your post is like some kinda jackpot winning -surprise, you're our millionth-customer thingy where bells and whistles go off and confetti comes sprinkling down fom the ceiling!

Ottensen said:

I actually deleted about a quarter more