if you woke up butt naked and locked in an empty old abandoned porn studio with nothing to wear but a Santa's hat, one condom, and one free phone call, what would you do to survive?

[Edited 12/13/06 17:59pm]

Would Bob Saget be there?

2the9s said:

if you used your free phone call to ask him to cum.

Whack off and eat my jizz.

Then the condom.

The the hat.

Then I'd call my mum and get her to call the police so they can ping my cellphone, find out where I'm at, and she can come pick me up.

2the9s said:

bob

Spookymuffin said:

missfee said:

You should wear the santa's hat then, obviously!

This sounds like a scene from one of the Saw movies.

However I did wake up naked at the Las Vegas bus depot handcuffed to goat

Missfee I'm loving your threads

missfee said:

i'd put the condom in my hat and call it macaroni.

nurse said:

well i'm glad you are enjoying them