I'm not really sure how to broach the subject delicately so I'm just putting it out there. My love life with my lovely wife is, shall we say, someone muted right now and a little paprika in the budoir might not be a terrible idea. Anyone have any suggestions on...well objects that might liven things up during naughty time.

Full disclosure, I will probably be too much of a coward to purchase any of these items for fear that this purchase will come back to haunt me one day if and when I run for president.

just go to the kitchen

gather honey

chocolate syrup

cherries

or whatever you please

Mach said:

No cause then she would send me to the store to buy some ice cream and sprinkles so we could make sundaes.

GottaLetitgo said:

buy electric sex toys then and all the hardwear

GottaLetitgo said:

One of the biggest stumbling blocks is I just don't know what kind of awkward conversation I would have with the cashier at the counter if I brought up the "Jackhammer 2000". It's not like I could pretend I'm using it for gardening.

GottaLetitgo said:

GottaLetitgo said:

most of the people that work in sex toy stores ...care not when why or what you buy

of course yay! but you don't have to go shopping at the dirty book store

silk scarf, her own pantyhose, massage oil, a few candles in the bedroom surprise her by arranging for babysitting or a night away together
whatever says "hey, you still knock my socks off!"



i've heard the back of an electric toothbrush strategically placed can be fun too

I have a sex toy, it's called porn.

Mach said:

I know...but the few times I have gone and bought something (videos or magazines in my wild college days) it has always been this old fatherly type guy going "What you got there, son?" And they were usually whittling something, all the more surreal.

emm said:

I may carry that electronic toothbrush image with me for the rest of my days on earth...

whips chains handcuffs
hot wax
ice



oh damn there are tons of things

you really should ask HER what SHE wants to do / try

Mach said:

Two questions 1)Is the ice there to help if you burn yourself with hot wax? and 2) As far as what she wants to do, what do I do if she says "sleep"?

GottaLetitgo said:

Then u let her fall asleep..then pour the ice down her back..that'll wake her up..then yall can have fun!

Two words:

Butt plug.


Maybe I should have posted it in the two words thread.

JustErin said:

JustErin said:

LMFAO

DanceWme said:

After she kicks the crap out of me, that just might happen!

GottaLetitgo said:

GottaLetitgo said:

i like the "all about you" approach
where the night is focused on pleasing your partner
with no expectation of any reciprocation

that might mean pouring her a bath
while you put the kids to bed
and then a foot rub in bed
followed by some oral sex...

mmm i think you might find she would be interested

emm said:

I am truly an unselfish lover when it all comes down to it. I am all about her pleasure, even to the extent where it is more important than mine.

That being said, drawing a bath would mean cleaning it and the baby won't be put the sleep by anybody else but mama. So we would have to make some adjustments.

But the last thing I want, in all seriousness, is to be that couple that just stops doing the deed altogether. That's not happening yet but I've got to turn this thing around so it won't drift in that direction. I've got to become Steve Austin, a la the six million dollar man. I may need to purchase the tools and the technology...

GottaLetitgo said:

I say yay along with the various suggested condiments that can be found in the kitchen also if you do decide to purchase any toys do it together, don't just, "oh, honey I thought this would be cool to try kinda thing" just my

definately talk to her though

it could come off the wrong way if you came home with the dynamo 3000 without broaching the subject first


and a weekend at the hotel downtown sounds just what you need. anyone able to watch the kids?

Yay, cept for the ones with batteries. they can last hours as opposed to my 1 hour.

spontaneous sex in a strange place helps our relationship. might be gross for someone accidently seeing a 7 month pregnant woman getting it but oh well.

emm said:

It would be nice to get away. We don't have great baby sitting options. The grandparents are in town but something always comes up. We're excited that we might get to spend a couple of hours away from the kids next week to do some Christmas shopping.

Maybe I should suggest one of those one hour hotels for some "afternoon delight". I mean, except for the fact that those hotels are usually covered in crime tape...

irrisistableB said:

Right now, a strange place for spontaneous sex would be the bedroom. We usually plan it out a week in advance, if time permits.

GottaLetitgo said:

sounds rough. Try this cream called X-scream you put it on her It has a great feeling and it comes in flavors and amplifys everything.