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why are pornstars never hot? (NSFW) Or is that just my personal preferences speaking?
Big, beefy guys with goofy faces, and overly madeup girls with big fake balloon tits? No thanks. Even supposedly good porn cracks me the fuck up because I can't take people that look like that seriously. Why don't attractive people do adult films? [Edited 12/8/06 0:59am] "A Watcher scoffs at gravity!" | |
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I dunno, works for me. | |
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eikonoklastes said: I dunno, works for me.
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meow85 said: Or is that just my personal preferences speaking?
Big, beefy guys with goofy faces, and overly madeup girls with big fake balloon tits? No thanks. Even supposedly good porn cracks me the fuck up because I can't take people that look like that seriously. Why don't attractive people do adult films? [Edited 12/8/06 0:59am] What? [NSFW - Just post the link - people do access this site from work - luv4u] http://www.sincitychamber...atrick.bmp | |
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have you tried gay porn? | |
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GangstaFam said: have you tried gay porn?
please, don't post pics..... | |
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abierman said: meow85 said: Or is that just my personal preferences speaking?
Big, beefy guys with goofy faces, and overly madeup girls with big fake balloon tits? No thanks. Even supposedly good porn cracks me the fuck up because I can't take people that look like that seriously. Why don't attractive people do adult films? [Edited 12/8/06 0:59am] What? [NSFW - Just post the link - people do access this site from work - luv4u] http://www.sincitychamber...atrick.bmp Ew. She's exactly what I was describing. That face barely looks human, and you could take her boobs to the beach. Not cute. [Edited 12/8/06 1:16am] "A Watcher scoffs at gravity!" | |
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GangstaFam said: have you tried gay porn?
More of the same. The boy-on-boy is full of big beefy guys with goofy faces, and the girl-on-girl is full of overly madeup girls with ballon tits. And fake nails. Ouch! "A Watcher scoffs at gravity!" | |
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meow85 said: abierman said: What? [Just post the link - people do access this site from work - luv4u] http://www.sincitychamber...atrick.bmp Ew. She's exactly what I was describing. That face barely looks human. [Edited 12/8/06 1:14am] her face is about the only thing that hasn't had surgery..... | |
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abierman said: meow85 said: Ew. She's exactly what I was describing. That face barely looks human. [Edited 12/8/06 1:14am] her face is about the only thing that hasn't had surgery..... Naw, I don't buy that. I've seen older pics of her and she used to look different. And anyways, she's wearing the entire MAC counter on her mug. Even if thewre is a human face under all that, it's carefully hidden. "A Watcher scoffs at gravity!" | |
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meow85 said: GangstaFam said: have you tried gay porn?
More of the same. The boy-on-boy is full of big beefy guys with goofy faces, and the girl-on-girl is full of overly madeup girls with ballon tits. And fake nails. Ouch! Not all of it. Try Bel Ami. | |
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abierman said: please, don't post pics.....
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actually, there was this one porn guy with dark hair and a teddy bear tattooed on his hip, I don't know his name, but he was pretty hot! I saw him in a couple of private titles. Anyone? | |
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GangstaFam said: meow85 said: More of the same. The boy-on-boy is full of big beefy guys with goofy faces, and the girl-on-girl is full of overly madeup girls with ballon tits. And fake nails. Ouch! Not all of it. Try Bel Ami. Bel Ami's a step up for sure, but even most of those guys are of the muscle-y, McFag hot variety. They just have nicer faces than most porn stars. Maybe I'm just too picky. "A Watcher scoffs at gravity!" | |
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I got my very first NSFW designation! Woohoo! "A Watcher scoffs at gravity!" | |
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meow85 said: Bel Ami's a step up for sure, but even most of those guys are of the muscle-y, McFag hot variety. They just have nicer faces than most porn stars.
Maybe I'm just too picky. Are you looking for scrawny and ugly? | |
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GangstaFam said: meow85 said: Bel Ami's a step up for sure, but even most of those guys are of the muscle-y, McFag hot variety. They just have nicer faces than most porn stars.
Maybe I'm just too picky. Are you looking for scrawny and ugly? | |
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GangstaFam said: meow85 said: Bel Ami's a step up for sure, but even most of those guys are of the muscle-y, McFag hot variety. They just have nicer faces than most porn stars.
Maybe I'm just too picky. Are you looking for scrawny and ugly? Ugly's already in porn all over the place. And scrawny I can find by watching twinks or moving my eyes past those over-inflated beach balls and onto the rest of female porn stars' bodies. "A Watcher scoffs at gravity!" | |
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meow85 said: GangstaFam said: Are you looking for scrawny and ugly? Ugly's already in porn all over the place. And scrawny I can find by watching twinks or moving my eyes past those over-inflated beach balls and onto the rest of female porn stars' bodies. I saw a porn where everyone looked very ordinary indeed, they are out there, just keep watching! | |
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ZombieKitten said: meow85 said: Ugly's already in porn all over the place. And scrawny I can find by watching twinks or moving my eyes past those over-inflated beach balls and onto the rest of female porn stars' bodies. I saw a porn where everyone looked very ordinary indeed, they are out there, just keep watching! I remember watching one once called "Art School Girls" or something like that. The ladies had natural-looking bodies, and were all decked out in multi-coloured hair, piercings, loads of rings and bracelets and necklaces. It was obviously just girls dressed up in "freak" clothing, but it worked. Good stuff. And more importantly, they actually looked like they were having fun! Weird, I know. But rumour has it sex isn't supposed to make one look like they're watching the clock or mentally doing their grocery list, as is the standard female porn expression. So maybe I liked it because they looked like girls I'd actually hang out with, or maybe I liked it because they seemed like they were enjoying themselves. But whichever, it was good. I may have to try tracking that one down again. "A Watcher scoffs at gravity!" | |
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meow85 said: ZombieKitten said: I saw a porn where everyone looked very ordinary indeed, they are out there, just keep watching! I remember watching one once called "Art School Girls" or something like that. The ladies had natural-looking bodies, and were all decked out in multi-coloured hair, piercings, loads of rings and bracelets and necklaces. It was obviously just girls dressed up in "freak" clothing, but it worked. Good stuff. And more importantly, they actually looked like they were having fun! Weird, I know. But rumour has it sex isn't supposed to make one look like they're watching the clock or mentally doing their grocery list, as is the standard female porn expression. So maybe I liked it because they looked like girls I'd actually hang out with, or maybe I liked it because they seemed like they were enjoying themselves. But whichever, it was good. I may have to try tracking that one down again. I haven't seen so much porn, but yes, my favorite one is one where 2 girls kind of took charge of things and did it their own way, and looked like they were having a great time | |
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I think there are a few decent looking women in porn...I try not to notice the guys too much... can't really say why "attractive" people don't do porns....too many variables involved, I guess...
but I don't see ANYthing wrong with Tera Patrick...she'd get it....all offered parking spots.... He was like a cock who thought the sun had risen to hear him crow.
(George Eliot) the video for the above... http://www.youtube.com/wa...re=related | |
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meow85 said: Or is that just my personal preferences speaking?
Big, beefy guys with goofy faces, and overly madeup girls with big fake balloon tits? No thanks. Even supposedly good porn cracks me the fuck up because I can't take people that look like that seriously. Why don't attractive people do adult films? [Edited 12/8/06 0:59am] Stop watching porn from the mid 90´s then... Big fake tits and guys with a mullet are no longer hip. Check out some new stuff. " I´d rather be a stank ass hoe because I´m not stupid. Oh my goodness! I got more drugs! I´m always funny dude...I´m hilarious! Are we gonna smoke?" | |
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meow85 said: Big, beefy guys with goofy faces, and overly madeup girls with big fake balloon tits? No thanks. That's American porn you're talking about. Check out European or Asian porn instead. Not always a huge difference, but a significant one. | |
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I feel part of the problem is the very reason they get into porn in the first place. many were abused..so they have poor self image. Therefore they get lots of plastic surgery because it makes them feel better about themselves. I'm sure also, the porn producers pay more for larger breasts, lips, etc. | |
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Im a porn star. | |
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I can think of two hot male porn actors, but yup...most are pretty gross.
Not all porn is the "big" budget, glossy, 15lbs of makeup, giant fake cans type. | |
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GangstaFam said: abierman said: please, don't post pics.....
Whilst in Iraq, this was the only 'porn' pic we could find online. A bunch of us printed it up and hung it on our lockers. Three years later and its still my avatar for Yahoo and MSN. Such a deep, personal kiss. [Edited 12/8/06 6:56am] Abashed the Devil stood and felt how awful goodness is. | |
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Jenna Jamison is attractive. Smart business woman, also. Wrote her biography (sold well) and has her own production company after being taken advantage of by the males in the industry.
She later regretted having her breasts enhanced as she already had nice mammaries. | |
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