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Thread started 12/08/06 12:58am

meow85

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why are pornstars never hot? (NSFW)

Or is that just my personal preferences speaking? confuse

Big, beefy guys with goofy faces, and overly madeup girls with big fake balloon tits? No thanks. disbelief

Even supposedly good porn cracks me the fuck up because I can't take people that look like that seriously.

Why don't attractive people do adult films? sad
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Reply #1 posted 12/08/06 1:05am

eikonoklastes

I dunno, works for me. shrug
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Reply #2 posted 12/08/06 1:08am

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eikonoklastes said:

I dunno, works for me. shrug


lol

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Reply #3 posted 12/08/06 1:09am

abierman

meow85 said:

Or is that just my personal preferences speaking? confuse

Big, beefy guys with goofy faces, and overly madeup girls with big fake balloon tits? No thanks. disbelief

Even supposedly good porn cracks me the fuck up because I can't take people that look like that seriously.

Why don't attractive people do adult films? sad
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What?

[NSFW - Just post the link - people do access this site from work - luv4u]

http://www.sincitychamber...atrick.bmp
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Reply #4 posted 12/08/06 1:13am

GangstaFam

have you tried gay porn?
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Reply #5 posted 12/08/06 1:14am

abierman

GangstaFam said:

have you tried gay porn?



please, don't post pics.....shake
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Reply #6 posted 12/08/06 1:14am

meow85

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abierman said:

meow85 said:

Or is that just my personal preferences speaking? confuse

Big, beefy guys with goofy faces, and overly madeup girls with big fake balloon tits? No thanks. disbelief

Even supposedly good porn cracks me the fuck up because I can't take people that look like that seriously.

Why don't attractive people do adult films? sad
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What?

[NSFW - Just post the link - people do access this site from work - luv4u]

http://www.sincitychamber...atrick.bmp

Ew. ill

She's exactly what I was describing. That face barely looks human, and you could take her boobs to the beach. Not cute.
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Reply #7 posted 12/08/06 1:15am

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GangstaFam said:

have you tried gay porn?

More of the same. The boy-on-boy is full of big beefy guys with goofy faces, and the girl-on-girl is full of overly madeup girls with ballon tits. And fake nails. Ouch! confused
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Reply #8 posted 12/08/06 1:16am

abierman

meow85 said:

abierman said:




What?

[Just post the link - people do access this site from work - luv4u]

http://www.sincitychamber...atrick.bmp


Ew. ill

She's exactly what I was describing. That face barely looks human.
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falloff her face is about the only thing that hasn't had surgery.....
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Reply #9 posted 12/08/06 1:18am

meow85

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abierman said:

meow85 said:


Ew. ill

She's exactly what I was describing. That face barely looks human.
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falloff her face is about the only thing that hasn't had surgery.....


Naw, I don't buy that. I've seen older pics of her and she used to look different.

And anyways, she's wearing the entire MAC counter on her mug. Even if thewre is a human face under all that, it's carefully hidden.
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Reply #10 posted 12/08/06 1:19am

GangstaFam

meow85 said:

GangstaFam said:

have you tried gay porn?

More of the same. The boy-on-boy is full of big beefy guys with goofy faces, and the girl-on-girl is full of overly madeup girls with ballon tits. And fake nails. Ouch! confused

Not all of it. Try Bel Ami.
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Reply #11 posted 12/08/06 1:21am

GangstaFam

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please, don't post pics.....shake

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Reply #12 posted 12/08/06 1:31am

ZombieKitten

actually, there was this one porn guy love with dark hair and a teddy bear tattooed on his hip, I don't know his name, but he was pretty hot! I saw him in a couple of private titles. Anyone?
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Reply #13 posted 12/08/06 1:42am

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Reply #14 posted 12/08/06 1:42am

meow85

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GangstaFam said:

meow85 said:


More of the same. The boy-on-boy is full of big beefy guys with goofy faces, and the girl-on-girl is full of overly madeup girls with ballon tits. And fake nails. Ouch! confused

Not all of it. Try Bel Ami.

Bel Ami's a step up for sure, but even most of those guys are of the muscle-y, McFag hot variety. They just have nicer faces than most porn stars.


Maybe I'm just too picky. lol
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Reply #15 posted 12/08/06 1:43am

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I got my very first NSFW designation! Woohoo! woot!
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Reply #16 posted 12/08/06 1:45am

GangstaFam

meow85 said:

Bel Ami's a step up for sure, but even most of those guys are of the muscle-y, McFag hot variety. They just have nicer faces than most porn stars.


Maybe I'm just too picky. lol

Are you looking for scrawny and ugly? lol
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Reply #17 posted 12/08/06 1:46am

ZombieKitten

GangstaFam said:

meow85 said:

Bel Ami's a step up for sure, but even most of those guys are of the muscle-y, McFag hot variety. They just have nicer faces than most porn stars.


Maybe I'm just too picky. lol

Are you looking for scrawny and ugly? lol


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Reply #18 posted 12/08/06 1:51am

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GangstaFam said:

meow85 said:

Bel Ami's a step up for sure, but even most of those guys are of the muscle-y, McFag hot variety. They just have nicer faces than most porn stars.


Maybe I'm just too picky. lol

Are you looking for scrawny and ugly? lol

Ugly's already in porn all over the place. And scrawny I can find by watching twinks or moving my eyes past those over-inflated beach balls and onto the rest of female porn stars' bodies.
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Reply #19 posted 12/08/06 1:52am

ZombieKitten

meow85 said:

GangstaFam said:


Are you looking for scrawny and ugly? lol

Ugly's already in porn all over the place. And scrawny I can find by watching twinks or moving my eyes past those over-inflated beach balls and onto the rest of female porn stars' bodies.

I saw a porn where everyone looked very ordinary indeed, they are out there, just keep watching!
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Reply #20 posted 12/08/06 1:59am

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ZombieKitten said:

meow85 said:


Ugly's already in porn all over the place. And scrawny I can find by watching twinks or moving my eyes past those over-inflated beach balls and onto the rest of female porn stars' bodies.

I saw a porn where everyone looked very ordinary indeed, they are out there, just keep watching!


I remember watching one once called "Art School Girls" or something like that. The ladies had natural-looking bodies, and were all decked out in multi-coloured hair, piercings, loads of rings and bracelets and necklaces. It was obviously just girls dressed up in "freak" clothing, but it worked. Good stuff. thumbs up!

And more importantly, they actually looked like they were having fun! Weird, I know. But rumour has it sex isn't supposed to make one look like they're watching the clock or mentally doing their grocery list, as is the standard female porn expression.

So maybe I liked it because they looked like girls I'd actually hang out with, or maybe I liked it because they seemed like they were enjoying themselves. But whichever, it was good. I may have to try tracking that one down again.
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Reply #21 posted 12/08/06 2:02am

ZombieKitten

meow85 said:

ZombieKitten said:


I saw a porn where everyone looked very ordinary indeed, they are out there, just keep watching!


I remember watching one once called "Art School Girls" or something like that. The ladies had natural-looking bodies, and were all decked out in multi-coloured hair, piercings, loads of rings and bracelets and necklaces. It was obviously just girls dressed up in "freak" clothing, but it worked. Good stuff. thumbs up!

And more importantly, they actually looked like they were having fun! Weird, I know. But rumour has it sex isn't supposed to make one look like they're watching the clock or mentally doing their grocery list, as is the standard female porn expression.

So maybe I liked it because they looked like girls I'd actually hang out with, or maybe I liked it because they seemed like they were enjoying themselves. But whichever, it was good. I may have to try tracking that one down again.


I haven't seen so much porn, but yes, my favorite one is one where 2 girls kind of took charge of things and did it their own way, and looked like they were having a great time nod
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Reply #22 posted 12/08/06 2:42am

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I think there are a few decent looking women in porn...I try not to notice the guys too much...whistle can't really say why "attractive" people don't do porns....too many variables involved, I guess...

but I don't see ANYthing wrong with Tera Patrick...she'd get it....all offered parking spots....nod
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Reply #23 posted 12/08/06 3:47am

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meow85 said:

Or is that just my personal preferences speaking? confuse

Big, beefy guys with goofy faces, and overly madeup girls with big fake balloon tits? No thanks. disbelief

Even supposedly good porn cracks me the fuck up because I can't take people that look like that seriously.

Why don't attractive people do adult films? sad
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Stop watching porn from the mid 90´s then...

Big fake tits and guys with a mullet are no longer hip. Check out some new stuff.
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Reply #24 posted 12/08/06 4:07am

retina

meow85 said:


Big, beefy guys with goofy faces, and overly madeup girls with big fake balloon tits? No thanks. disbelief


That's American porn you're talking about. Check out European or Asian porn instead. Not always a huge difference, but a significant one. thumbs up!
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Reply #25 posted 12/08/06 5:54am

purplerein

I feel part of the problem is the very reason they get into porn in the first place. many were abused..so they have poor self image. Therefore they get lots of plastic surgery because it makes them feel better about themselves. I'm sure also, the porn producers pay more for larger breasts, lips, etc.
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Reply #26 posted 12/08/06 5:59am

JDINTERACTIVE

Im a porn star. smile
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Reply #27 posted 12/08/06 6:20am

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I can think of two hot male porn actors, but yup...most are pretty gross.

Not all porn is the "big" budget, glossy, 15lbs of makeup, giant fake cans type.
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Reply #28 posted 12/08/06 6:52am

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GangstaFam said:

abierman said:

please, don't post pics.....shake



Whilst in Iraq, this was the only 'porn' pic we could find online. A bunch of us printed it up and hung it on our lockers. Three years later and its still my avatar for Yahoo and MSN. Such a deep, personal kiss.
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Reply #29 posted 12/08/06 7:35am

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Jenna Jamison is attractive. Smart business woman, also. Wrote her biography (sold well) and has her own production company after being taken advantage of by the males in the industry.
She later regretted having her breasts enhanced as she already had nice mammaries.
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