Okay, so I met Jersey this past weekend.

And do you want to know something DISGUSTING?







He is a complete

and total

utter

gentleman.

Ladies and gentlemen, I hate to do this to him, but The Mistress values honesty and openness above all things. You would not have recognized your beloved miserable toilet abuser. He was pure charm and sweetness! Even after I lost count of the beers we'd imbibed, even after several hours of dancing to positively filthy hip-hop lyrics, the mothersucker didn't try a thing! (Punk.) No ass-grabbing, no gross come-on lines whispered in my ear. He didn't even puke.

I just had to get that off my lovely chest and let you all know the truth.

Thank you.

This is soooo gay.



He told me he was afraid you'd post a thread about him being nice.


Honestly, I think JerseyKRS is a teddybear. He probably is a badass if he wants to be, but I think most of the times he's more poo bear than an mean old grizzley.




Did he come off as gay at all to you? Even a little?

Tell me EVERYTHING!

AsianBomb777 said:

CarrieMpls said:

He's always all like "YEAH, booiiiii, Me and Tupac used to hang! ", but inside he's just....

how did jers hack into funkmistress's account?!?

Anx said:

ban both of them to be safe!





If you forgot your anxiety account password, orgnote me and I'll give it to you!

AsianBomb777 said:

1. Not gay at all.

2. There are a few things I'll keep to myself because he might never speak to me again. (Okay, I'll give you one: he opens doors! allll chivalrous and shit!)

3. Total teddybear. I want to hug him right now.

I'm afraid of him

AsianBomb777 said:

Stop projecting.

I am here, damnit. HERE!

Anx said:

I could have guessed that

HamsterHuey said:

AsianBomb777 said:

Yeah, yeah. Promises, promises. Not so much of a nod on the faves thread, no Yahoo contact, let alone some webcam noogie.

Fuck you.



Anyways. Back to KRS. And being a gentleman. That kinda sucks. Does that mean he won't grunt dirty things in my ears when he is against the ?

AsianBomb777 said:

Oh, don't get me wrong. If I wasn't an uber-tough and fearless Mistress myself, I might not want to run into him in a dark alley.

I was a little nervous to go into a straight club, something I've done very few times in my life. Jersey knew this, and the few times a guy got a little too close to me, he gave off one of the scariest eyes I've even seen. Even Tupac might have been a little shook.

HamsterHuey said:

Oh Goo, don't deny me.

Which favorites thread?

AsianBomb777 said:

i'm surprised you ain't on here asking for the brotha's digits.

listen here, I scared some clown away with nothing but a glare. gimmee mines yo

FunkMistress said:

You guys should have called me. I was stuck in Tampa playing bossman Friday.


I think it's awesome you two had a great time. From what I can tell, NOBODY would NOT get along with Chris.

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

I have his phone number

he didn't try anything?!?



dude, she would've had to to have called the police on me.

jerseykrs said:

True.

sinisterpentatonic said:

orgnote me

So I guess it's safe to say that you had a lousy weekend.

CarrieLee said:

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

i think there's only one digit he's particularly interested in.

I wouldhave bet $ that he was

"a complete

and total

utter

gentleman."

CarrieLee said:

It was awesome!

jerseykrs said:

Did ya give 'em the stinkeye?

FunkMistress said:

that's street cred around these parts yo