"I like baseball. Maybe I could be a game commentator?"

it's syndicated so widely, I stopped buying the dvd collections after the first season.
*on the first episode, Jerry opens the show by talking about buttons....
on the last show, when they're sitting in the jail cell, Jerry talks about....buttons

I don't know if I have a favorite episode, there are so many..the show never jumped the shark

Standouts...Jerry can't remember the name of the girl he's dating..she says, it rhymes with a body part...Jerry guesses...Mulva?.....closing line of the show...."Delores!!!!!"

Elaine meets the backwards world Jerry, Kramer, and George, all of whom are polite, and appropriate (I don't remember the character names)

Festuvus

Take the pen!...I don't wan't to take the pen!...take the pen!!

Uncle Leo has eyebrows drawn on his face after a trip to the doctor

Kramer takes a dog to the vet in order to diagnose his own cough..

Bubble Boy

The episode shown in reverse time..

Kramer rents his bureau draws to some japanese tourists..

Kramer puts pictures up in the lobby of all the neighbors..Jerry doesn't want his picture up...

yadda yadda yadda...

Mr Pitt goes bleary eyed trying to find the 3d image in a picture...and winds up at a meeting looking like Hitler...

Elaine's bad dance moves..

"You have to see the babbbbyyyyy"

Junior mints in the o.r.



Jerry makes out with his g/f during "schindlers list"

George does everything the opposite of what he normally would..and has a better life, and Jerry suffers for it..

The contest..

oh god...there were so many!

Best sitcom ever. I don't feel like arguing it with people that don't "get" it either. It just is.

Take the pen!...I don't wan't to take the pen!...take the pen!!

¨ Are you still master of your domain ? ¨.... ¨ Yeah , i´m king of the county ¨ ....¨ I´m queen of the castle ¨


Kramer´s explaining to betters at the horse races :
¨ That´s horse is a mudder ... his mother was a mudder too ¨

Best sitcom ever. I don't feel like arguing it with people that don't "get" it either. It just is.

jerseykrs said:

Come on, man. That's funnier than a dirty old man wearing a cheesy grin, chasing scantily clad women around a park all day to fast playing music?

PurpleRein said:

That`s the one where Elaine starts shouting "STELLA, STELLA!!" in the middle of the dinner party, it`s hilarious

I LOVE Seinfeld, Newman rocks!!!

100MPH said:

that line still cracks me up!

Remember that part when Seinfeld dated one of Newman´s exes ?
Seinfeld HAD to break it up , and Elaine wondered in the end ¨Maybe there´s more mystery among Newman than we know ¨ ... while Seinfeld immediately responded securely ¨No , there isn´t ... his mystery is wrapped around a chocolate bar ¨

Festuvus

"Oh no, you're not giving me the "it's me, not you"....I invented the "it's me, not you".....if anything, it's ME!!"

PurpleRein said:

¨A Festuvus for the best of us ¨