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PrintableJERRY: No, no this woman is different. She's incredible! She's just like me! She talks like me...she acts like me... She even ordered cereal at a restaurant! We even have the same initials. ...Wait a minute, I just realised what's going on.
KRAMER: What? JERRY: Now I know what I've been looking for all these years.....myself! I've been waiting for me to come along and now I 've swept myself off my feet! | |
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And with Darren's help, we'll get that chicken! | |
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jerseykrs said: "I had sex with Elaine"
"I want details" "Eh, I'm not in the mood" "Now you listen to me: I want details and I want them right now. I don’t have job , I have no place to go… you’re not in the mood: well you get in the mood" 
Where do you get the ego?! | |
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"This...is good....and that is good, too..."
"We just want to add that...to this..." "I don't see what the big deal is...we're out here...we go in there for awhile...then we come back out here." [Edited 5/24/06 9:54am] | |
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Love this show...
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: "Did you just double-dip that chip?"
"Excuse me?" "You double-dipped the chip." "Double-dipped? What are you talking about?" "You dipped the chip, you took a bite, and you dipped again." "So?" "That's like putting your whole mouth right in the dip. Look, from now on when you take a chip, just take one dip and end it." "Well, I'm sorry Timmy, but I don't dip that way." "Oh, you don't, huh?" "No. You dip the way you want to dip, I'll dip the way I want to dip." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!! U can drag me outta here | |
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100MPH said: MIGUELGOMEZ said: "Did you just double-dip that chip?"
"Excuse me?" "You double-dipped the chip." "Double-dipped? What are you talking about?" "You dipped the chip, you took a bite, and you dipped again." "So?" "That's like putting your whole mouth right in the dip. Look, from now on when you take a chip, just take one dip and end it." "Well, I'm sorry Timmy, but I don't dip that way." "Oh, you don't, huh?" "No. You dip the way you want to dip, I'll dip the way I want to dip." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!! U can drag me outta here My brother got mad at me one time when my dad made a reference to double-dipping. He got all freaked out because he thought I had double-dipped. He's still really weird about sharing food. | |
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Frankly Jerry, we don't care for the Costanza's. | |
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Ace said: JERRY: No, no this woman is different. She's incredible! She's just like me! She talks like me...she acts like me... She even ordered cereal at a restaurant! We even have the same initials. ...Wait a minute, I just realised what's going on.
KRAMER: What? JERRY: Now I know what I've been looking for all these years.....myself! I've been waiting for me to come along and now I 've swept myself off my feet! That woman he talks about is that actress from " All about cats & dogs " , which also featured Uma Thurman . | |
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100MPH said: Ace said: JERRY: No, no this woman is different. She's incredible! She's just like me! She talks like me...she acts like me... She even ordered cereal at a restaurant! We even have the same initials. ...Wait a minute, I just realised what's going on.
KRAMER: What? JERRY: Now I know what I've been looking for all these years.....myself! I've been waiting for me to come along and now I 've swept myself off my feet! That woman he talks about is that actress from " All about cats & dogs " , which also featured Uma Thurman . Janeane Garafaolo. | |
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guest starring:
Jami Gertz (Jane) 
( Kramer : " She has a "flinty" kinda voice " ) _____ ELAINE what a dope! uh..excuse me umm.. I'm sorry this is.. this is kind of embarrassing but.. there's no toilet paper over here JANE (from the stall on Elaine's right) are you talking to me? ELAINE yeah.. I I just forgot to check so if you could just spare me some JANE no I'm sorry ELAINE what? JANE no I'm sorry, I can't spare it ELAINE you can't spare it?? JANE no there's not enough to spare ELAINE well I don't need much, just 3 squares will do it JANE I'm sorry I don't have a square to spare, now if you don't mind ELAINE 3 squares? you can't spare 3 squares?? JANE no I don't have a square to spare, I can't spare a square ELAINE oh is it two-ply? cause it it's two-ply I'll take one ply, one ply, one, one puny little ply, I'll take one measly ply JANE look, I don't have a square and I don't have a ply (flushing and leaving) Elaine no no, no no, don't don't, I beg you | |
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kidelrich said: 100MPH said: That woman he talks about is that actress from " All about cats & dogs " , which also featured Uma Thurman . Janeane Garafaolo. YEP !  | |
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100MPH said: guest starring:
Jami Gertz (Jane)
( Kramer : " She has a "flinty" kinda voice " ) _____ ELAINE what a dope! uh..excuse me umm.. I'm sorry this is.. this is kind of embarrassing but.. there's no toilet paper over here JANE (from the stall on Elaine's right) are you talking to me? ELAINE yeah.. I I just forgot to check so if you could just spare me some JANE no I'm sorry ELAINE what? JANE no I'm sorry, I can't spare it ELAINE you can't spare it?? JANE no there's not enough to spare ELAINE well I don't need much, just 3 squares will do it JANE I'm sorry I don't have a square to spare, now if you don't mind ELAINE 3 squares? you can't spare 3 squares?? JANE no I don't have a square to spare, I can't spare a square ELAINE oh is it two-ply? cause it it's two-ply I'll take one ply, one ply, one, one puny little ply, I'll take one measly ply JANE look, I don't have a square and I don't have a ply (flushing and leaving) Elaine no no, no no, don't don't, I beg you "Don't call me anymore" "You eittthhherrrr"  | |
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jerseykrs said: "Don't call me anymore" "You eittthhherrrr" Ffffflintyyyyy.....
Oh by the way .... youtube is LOADED with scenes | |
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IrresistibleB1tch said:  i must have seen each episode 20 times, and it never gets old! same here. i must have watched every show in at least 6 re-runs before i went out and got the dvd sets. and once again i enjoyed them so much it was simply amazing. the only other show i have that with is Absolutely Fabulous, but those two shows are too different to compare anyway. i really love the seinfeld characters. you know you should dislike the things they do and the way they treat people but you just grow to love each one of them, lol. and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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Everyone one of you should get all the seasons of Curb Your Enthusiasm. | |
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jerseykrs said: Frank Costanza: [yelling] Serenity now. Serenity now.
George Costanza: What is that? Frank Costanza: Doctor gave me a relaxation cassette. When my blood pressure gets too high, the man on the tape tells me to say: "SERENITY NOW" George Costanza: Are you supposed to yell it? Frank Costanza: The man on the tape wasn't specific. Frank Costanza is my absolute favorit! He cracks me up. and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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IstenSzek said: IrresistibleB1tch said: i must have seen each episode 20 times, and it never gets old! same here. i must have watched every show in at least 6 re-runs before i went out and got the dvd sets. and once again i enjoyed them so much it was simply amazing. the only other show i have that with is Absolutely Fabulous, but those two shows are too different to compare anyway. i really love the seinfeld characters. you know you should dislike the things they do and the way they treat people but you just grow to love each one of them, lol. you have EXCELLENT taste, my friend! | |
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jerseykrs said: Everyone one of you should get all the seasons of Curb Your Enthusiasm.
you know, it's weird - my husband loves Seinfeld as much as i do, but he can't stand CYE -  | |
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IrresistibleB1tch said: jerseykrs said: Everyone one of you should get all the seasons of Curb Your Enthusiasm.
you know, it's weird - my husband loves Seinfeld as much as i do, but he can't stand CYE - are you kidding me?!?!  | |
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jerseykrs said: IrresistibleB1tch said: you know, it's weird - my husband loves Seinfeld as much as i do, but he can't stand CYE - are you kidding me?!?! i can't figure it out either... i LOOOOOVE CYE! | |
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jerseykrs said: IrresistibleB1tch said: you know, it's weird - my husband loves Seinfeld as much as i do, but he can't stand CYE - are you kidding me?!?! My dad didn't like Curb, either. | |
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Seinfeld:  | |
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the chinese restaurant episode..george is waiting for the pay phone...
the maitre d...."your table will be ready very soon..... | |
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I've never watched it.  | |
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PurpleRein said: the chinese restaurant episode..george is waiting for the pay phone...
the maitre d...."your table will be ready very soon..... ... ah , maybe .. 5 ... 10 minutes .... 
And Lois Laney is still looking  ly
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TMPletz said: I've never watched it.
Then do for goodness sake!  | |
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PurpleRein said: the chinese restaurant episode..george is waiting for the pay phone...
the maitre d...."your table will be ready very soon..... "Cartwright!!...Caaarrtwright!!"... | |
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Byron said: PurpleRein said: the chinese restaurant episode..george is waiting for the pay phone...
the maitre d...."your table will be ready very soon..... "Cartwright!!...Caaarrtwright!!"... | |
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