You are completely describing me.

People get nasty with me on a regular basis when I make smartass remarks. See, back in the day, some people got snarky about my relationship with Matt, and my friends stood up for me. So now, any time I say something that somebody thinks is snarky (when, in reality, I was just trying to be funny about 99% of the time), I get a post or an orgnote -- usually a post, as people around here like to be rude publicly -- telling me that I have to be the Goddess of Sun and Sparkly Things at ALL TIMES. And I am not the Goddess of Sun and Sparkly Things, sadly. But I am a smartass, and always have been, and always will be, so this will probably be the situation forever. Unless people take pity on me because I broke up with the man. But I doubt it.

And people always think I'm a guy. Because I'm obnoxious and sex-crazed, probably.

And my threads virtually always die quick deaths due mainly to my apparently incomprehensible sense of humor.


So. Where do I send my registration fee?

You are completely describing me.

People get nasty with me on a regular basis when I make smartass remarks. See, back in the day, some people got snarky about my relationship with Matt, and my friends stood up for me. So now, any time I say something that somebody thinks is snarky (when, in reality, I was just trying to be funny about 99% of the time), I get a post or an orgnote -- usually a post, as people around here like to be rude publicly -- telling me that I have to be the Goddess of Sun and Sparkly Things at ALL TIMES. And I am not the Goddess of Sun and Sparkly Things, sadly. But I am a smartass, and always have been, and always will be, so this will probably be the situation forever. Unless people take pity on me because I broke up with the man. But I doubt it.

And people always think I'm a guy. Because I'm obnoxious and sex-crazed, probably.

And my threads virtually always die quick deaths due mainly to my apparently incomprehensible sense of humor.


So. Where do I send my registration fee?