Sometimes im sarcastic and serious at the same time but that is open to interpratation like all great art


I can be an insulting fucker without meaning it

Will the $50 go towards the therapy fund?



[Edited 7/1/05 15:49pm]

I answered yes to one and three, but I don't have fifty bucks.

3) Do you post things that you find hilarious, yet they drop to page 2 quicker than Abierman's zipper at an Org invasion ? (this comment was made to illustrate #1)

I seldom have had stuff stay on Page 1 very long. I always think that the stuff that I intend to be funny drops like a lead balloon and the stuff I intend as poignant comes off as pathetic and depressing. I go back and read my own posts and go "Damn, dude, they must think you spend all your time sipping hemlock or something." I am actually very happy about most of my life. I just always feel like a forgotten member around here but then again I don't post that much (even though I am up to almost 800 posts) and I don't really know any of you personally. I guess I expect my words to speak for themselves and when these posts come up about which Orger is this or which Orger is that, I think my name will pop up but it never does. Oh well, all I can do is keep trying and hope that one day you will find me funny or insightful or...well, hell, just tolerable.

I definitely belong here because, as I've been told, I suck.

Most people misunderstand me because they don't know enough about me. I don't bare my soul as easily as others may, so it takes longer to get to know me. It's just a preference of mine, as I've been screwed over by less honorable people in my life. My standards, admittedly, are unrealistically high. This comes across as arrogance. There are also times when I say what's on the top of my head without thinking of how it may or may not affect someone else.

I've got a smart mouth, and I can be a total bitch. Apparently, these are flaws But I can also be nice to an extreme degree, which confuses most folks who deal with me on a daily basis. I blow hot and cold, but its because of an emotional sensitivity rather than a calculated desire to hurt.

Fleshofmyflesh said:

DAMMIT. I knew I should have registered before I asked.

I don't get along with 99% of the men in the org, and 1/2 of the women.
Mostly misunderstanding. But also because I'm weird.
[Edited 7/1/05 11:31am]

gemini13 said:

Well, you are SO in the club then.
(as long as you have the fifty bucks...)
I know you're the kind of bitch I could bring to Boston with me and if anyone got smart, you'd kick their ass for me (while I run to the Ladies room because I hate pain.) Plus, 90% of the time it would be MY MOUTH that got us into the whole mess.

I am misunderstood in the sense that I get Orgnotes from people who should fucking know better!



Let's be adult people! It's just a website!

You are completely describing me.

People get nasty with me on a regular basis when I make smartass remarks. See, back in the day, some people got snarky about my relationship with Matt, and my friends stood up for me. So now, any time I say something that somebody thinks is snarky (when, in reality, I was just trying to be funny about 99% of the time), I get a post or an orgnote -- usually a post, as people around here like to be rude publicly -- telling me that I have to be the Goddess of Sun and Sparkly Things at ALL TIMES. And I am not the Goddess of Sun and Sparkly Things, sadly. But I am a smartass, and always have been, and always will be, so this will probably be the situation forever. Unless people take pity on me because I broke up with the man. But I doubt it.

And people always think I'm a guy. Because I'm obnoxious and sex-crazed, probably.

And my threads virtually always die quick deaths due mainly to my apparently incomprehensible sense of humor.


So. Where do I send my registration fee?

You are completely describing me.

People get nasty with me on a regular basis when I make smartass remarks. See, back in the day, some people got snarky about my relationship with Matt, and my friends stood up for me. So now, any time I say something that somebody thinks is snarky (when, in reality, I was just trying to be funny about 99% of the time), I get a post or an orgnote -- usually a post, as people around here like to be rude publicly -- telling me that I have to be the Goddess of Sun and Sparkly Things at ALL TIMES. And I am not the Goddess of Sun and Sparkly Things, sadly. But I am a smartass, and always have been, and always will be, so this will probably be the situation forever. Unless people take pity on me because I broke up with the man. But I doubt it.

And people always think I'm a guy. Because I'm obnoxious and sex-crazed, probably.

And my threads virtually always die quick deaths due mainly to my apparently incomprehensible sense of humor.


So. Where do I send my registration fee?

tackam said:

As opposed to being rude privately? you know what I have zero respect for? when people are afraid to say what they really think of you publically and instead resort to bitching about you in orgnotes.

tackam said:

As opposed to being rude privately? you know what I have zero respect for? when people are afraid to say what they really think of you publically and instead resort to bitching about you in orgnotes.

yes to #2 (because of my avatar I hope)

and #3

Anyone who is confident of being understood by anyone is playing piano without fingers.

You are completely describing me.

People get nasty with me on a regular basis when I make smartass remarks. See, back in the day, some people got snarky about my relationship with Matt, and my friends stood up for me. So now, any time I say something that somebody thinks is snarky (when, in reality, I was just trying to be funny about 99% of the time), I get a post or an orgnote -- usually a post, as people around here like to be rude publicly -- telling me that I have to be the Goddess of Sun and Sparkly Things at ALL TIMES. And I am not the Goddess of Sun and Sparkly Things, sadly. But I am a smartass, and always have been, and always will be, so this will probably be the situation forever. Unless people take pity on me because I broke up with the man. But I doubt it.

And people always think I'm a guy. Because I'm obnoxious and sex-crazed, probably.

And my threads virtually always die quick deaths due mainly to my apparently incomprehensible sense of humor.


So. Where do I send my registration fee?

Lleena said:

I'm not afraid. I'm polite. When I have an actual issue with somebody, I'm rarely (not never, but rarely) going to bitch them out in public. That's just good home training.

Anyone who is confident of being understood by anyone is playing piano without fingers.

Does the $50 bucks cover all screennames?

You are completely describing me.

People get nasty with me on a regular basis when I make smartass remarks. See, back in the day, some people got snarky about my relationship with Matt, and my friends stood up for me. So now, any time I say something that somebody thinks is snarky (when, in reality, I was just trying to be funny about 99% of the time), I get a post or an orgnote -- usually a post, as people around here like to be rude publicly -- telling me that I have to be the Goddess of Sun and Sparkly Things at ALL TIMES. And I am not the Goddess of Sun and Sparkly Things, sadly. But I am a smartass, and always have been, and always will be, so this will probably be the situation forever. Unless people take pity on me because I broke up with the man. But I doubt it.

And people always think I'm a guy. Because I'm obnoxious and sex-crazed, probably.

And my threads virtually always die quick deaths due mainly to my apparently incomprehensible sense of humor.


So. Where do I send my registration fee?