TheFrog said:

Hey I'm as innocent as the virgin mary

p0pRocks said:

TheFrog said:

hey thats a pretty good likeness of you, only without the strings

that should be on the post a picture of yourself

nice forearms there froggy

p0pRocks said:

wtf?!

I look like Pinocchio now?

Well if i look like Pinocchio, you look like this lovely lady on the left :

TheFrog said:

I loved the pink windmill SOOOOO much,

"theres somebody at the door, Theres somebody at the door"

I always wanted to grow up to be grotbags so this is amazing news



thankyou froggy, I'm over the moon with such a wonderful compliment



any news on the whole real boy thing yet?





really can't type edit
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p0pRocks said:

you should have a drink - then at least you have an excuse.

TheFrog said:

i have

p0pRocks said:

don't believe you.

what?

TheFrog said:

it's after lunch time thats acceptable

p0pRocks said:

you're drinking beer?

balls.

And it's not lunchtime yet!!

It's Sunday remember - lunch doesn't start till 2 or 3. It's in the bible.

TheFrog said:

i do drink beer but....

i confess I'm drinking camomile tea I'm being good today

i would love to get a copy of your bible it seems cool

Q: How do you torture Stevie Wonder?

A: Put him in a round room and ask him to find the corner.

so then there's the father
who has 3 daughters..
they're all at the age where they're ready to go out on their 1st real dates as young ladies &, as you could imagine, they're excited about that..

the father, as you could also imagine, is less than excited - even anxious, we could say.

so Friday evening comes, & the 1st young man arrives at the door.
the father opens the door & the 1st young man says:

"hi, my name is Joe
I'm here to get Flo
we're going to a show..
is she ready to go?"

the father is relieved to see that Joe is indeed a nice young man, so he & Flo start their evening. then, however, the father realizes that he still has 2 daughters to see off & 2 more young men to meet.. so the father gets nervous again..

a few minutes later, the 2nd young man arrives at the door. the father opens the door & the young man says:

"hello, my name is Eddie
I'm here to get Betty
we're going out for spaghetti..
is she ready?"

again, the father is pleased to see that Eddie too is in fact a nice young man, so he sends his 2nd daughter out to start her evening..

the father does his best to keep calm, realizing that he has only 1 more young man to meet. the father even convinces himself that this last young man will be as nice as the 1st 2..

so finally, the last young man arrives at the door,
the father opens the door & the young man says:

"hello, my name is Chuck"

& the father quickly slams the door!

Okay, okay here's a great joke!

Two men walked into a...wait. No, two men and a rabbi walk int...

Hold on, let me start over, two men, one of whom is a rabbi, walk into a bar. The bartender says to them. NO! They say to the bartender, or I guess just one of them says to the bartender...

Wait I screwed up, you'll LOVE this, I swear!!

They get their drinks and turn to each other and one says to the other. Wait! I forgot to tell you what they ordered! That's essential!

Hold up, I have to go to the bathroom.

Don't leave!!

...

2the9s said:

what did i ever see in you

and what the hell am i going to do with that tractor now

Cloudbuster said:

Twat!

This might be more of a visual joke but thinking of it always gets me... David Letterman has a bug expert as a guest on the show. The bug expert sets a bug on the desk and reaches behind his chair to get the next one to show. Dave slaps the top of the desk.

The guy looked up so quickly!
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The police find a man dead in an ice cream van, covered in hundreds and thousands,

the inspector comes and declares it not murder, looks more like he topped himself

My favourite joke is anything about Michael Jackson!

Cheek said:

You're just mean!

My favorite jokes are yo momma jokes,, some are TOOO funny




Yo Momma so stupid, she jumped out the window and went up.
Yo Momma soo stupid, she got locked in the grocery store and starved.
Yo Momma so stupid, she stole free bread.
Yo Momma so stupid, she took an umbrella with her to see Purple Rain.
Yo Momma so fat, she saw a bus full of white kids and said, "Stop that TWINKIE!!'
Yo Momma So Fat, I had to jog around her for excercise.
Yo Momma So fat, when she hop scotches, she goes from L.A, to Chicago, to New York...etc...
Yo Momma head so small, she uses a tea bag for a pillow



I'm sick.....I laughed SOO HARD at some of these.



Long jokes...



This woman bought a toaster and it didn't work. So she went back to the store to return it. She walked up to the counter and told the cashier, "I need to return this, it isn't workin'". The man told her, "I'm sorry miss, but you had it pst the days to return it, your going to have to keep it." So the woman throws her arms in the air and starts to scream "Squeeze my breats!". The man doesn't know what to do so he goes and gets the manager. The manager comes and asks, "Is there something wrong miss?" She says, "Yes, I need to return this toaster but this man said I can't because I kept it too long." the manager said "Yes, I'm sorry but you're going to have to keep it." So the woman throws her arms into the air and screams "Squeezemy breasts!" again. The man is taken aback and asks her why she is doing this. She says "Because I liked to have my breasts sqeezed when I'm getting screwed"

littlemissg said:

And I ain't got no soul too...