What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Cliff.

JDINTERACTIVE said:

I frickin' love them jokes. Especially if used in conjunction with the serious-face emoticon...









"What do you can a man with a spade on his head?"































Dug.

What's the difference between Jonathan King and Arthur Scargill?


Arthur Scargill hasn't touched a minor's helmet in 20 years.


















Yeah, it's the same as the MJ joke but using Jonathan King instead.

Taureau said:

...and a man without a spade in his head? Douglas.

How do you make a frog drink






























put him in a blender



yeah thats the same as the cat joke but i didn't think to substitute thefrog till just now

lollyp0p said:

ya cow.

TheFrog said:

for the west midlands joke

lollyp0p said:

your mum told me that joke.

TheFrog said:

well to be honest you should know better than to listen to her

You're ALL reported, each and every one of you

Lleena said:

AsianBoi777 said:

U do this 2 me everytime. I feel like I shouldnt be laughing but Im laughing anyway.

I want to hang a map of the world in my house, then I'm going to put pins into all the locations that I have traveled to. But first I'm gonna have to travel to the top two corners of the map so it won't fall down.

Mr. Pibb is a poor imitation of Dr. Pepper. Dude didn't even get his degree.


I saw this wino eating grapes. I was like, "Dude, you have to wait."

TheFrog said:

and then...the bartender says "why the long face?"

Frog, your liver called.

It says, "Fuck you."

OK here goes, I hope this doesn't offend anyone....

There is a wineo, and he is always drunk. He buys a cheap $2 bottle of wine each morning, drinks till he passes out in an alley. One night a man comes along, sees him passed out and is horny, so he screws the bum, leaves $20 in his pocket, and leaves. The next morning the bum wakes up, finds the money and goes staight to the liquor store with it. He slaps the $20 on the counter and tells the man to give him the best bottle of wine he has for $20. He goes off, drinks till he passes out in the same alley. That night, the man comes back on the chance he might find the man passed out again. He does, screws him and leaves him another $20. In the morning the bum wakes up, finds the money and heads back to the liquior store. He smacks the $20 down and says give me your best bottle of wine for $2. The man at the counter says, don't you mean the best bottle I have for $20? And the bum says, "Hell no! That shit makes my butt hurt!"

REDFEATHERS said:

LOL, I like that 1!
I heard this 1 a few weeks ago at work,
How do u know when it's time 2 go 2 bed at the Jacksons? ...when the big hand touches the little hand.

JDINTERACTIVE said:

anniefannie said:

p0pRocks said:

They are a joke compared to 'the That' and especially my Gary!

Why does Edward Woodward have ds in his name?!

Because otherwise he'd be called Ewar Woowar.

Lleena said:

yeah, something like that. Great joke, huh?

subhuman09 said:

that didn't make me laugh.

it just made me want another drink.

JDINTERACTIVE said:

thats such a lie

boyzone were the THE most successful boyband

p0pRocks said:

Boyzone good songs:

- no matter what
- baby can i hold you
- father and son

Take That good songs:

- Back for Good
- Never Forget
- Pray
- Everything Changes
- Babe (even tho' Mark Owen can't sing)

TheFrog said:

ok you are such a loser you even forgot to put on million love songs for take that

but even so, Boyzone were better cause they had the cute gay one

p0pRocks said:

oh yeah, i forgot.

Million Love Songs.

That is such a beautiful tune.

And i am not a loser.

TheFrog said:

i just tell it like it is honey

p0pRocks said:

p0ptart!