I'm not here.

I bet Joey types with his penis.

subhuman09 said:

Does he use his testicles to press the space key?

nursemcmeekle said:

He has testicles?

subhuman09 said:

I think so!!

nursemcmeekle said:

well, really, considering the weight ratio, ONE testicle would suffice to type.

irresistibleb1tch said:

But you can type much faster with two testicles. Twice as fast I would suspect.

nursemcmeekle said:

It's not a matter of how he types it, it's a simple matter of weight ratios.

A five ounce testicle cannot carry a one pound keyboard!!

nursemcmeekle said:

It's not a matter of how he types it, it's a simple matter of weight ratios.

A five ounce testicle cannot carry a one pound keyboard!!

subhuman09 said:

it casn be dobne, but it's hardf rto yuse shift key.

Chatters of about 2 years back will remember Handels, I miss him cos he was such a nice person. I met him when I was in London and we had a great time, I fought him over the bill when we were at Haagen-Dasz in Leicester Square, I scurred him I think

And, I'll prolly jinx something now, but I miss Bill.

LaVisHh too

Haven't seen Harlequin in ages either, I'll have to try to call him soon

Zandi, but her I talk to on Yahoo at least :yahoorules:

More people, hard to remember them all while making a list.

I miss the fact that JD isn't on here nearly as much as he used to, he's such a great person, makes funny threads and has a sexy voice too

I'm not here.

I miss Ice

nursemcmeekle said:

It's not a matter of how he types it, it's a simple matter of weight ratios.

A five ounce testicle cannot carry a one pound keyboard!!

mdiver said:

I was thinking the same thing. But I was wondering wether it would be
allowed again to speak his name at the org.

For a while there it seemed almost high treason to even spell his name
or for a syllable of his moniker.

But now that you've said it, I can say it too

Damnit, I fucking do miss IceNine

There.

subhuman09 said:

it could grab it by the husk!

irresistibleb1tch said:

Two testicles could carry it if it were strung beneath the pereneum by creeper

mdiver said:

African or European?

nursemcmeekle said:

It's not a matter of how he types it, it's a simple matter of weight ratios.

A five ounce testicle cannot carry a one pound keyboard!!

mdiver said:

African or European?

irresistibleb1tch said:

dang!! i should have read the whole thread!!

how you got from Missing orgers to African balls, only God knows. (and the people with enough patience to read the whole thread)

Heavenly said:

it's really quite hilarious if you ever want to take the time.

fantasyislander said:

that's why i love this place!

Most people don't know it, but there is a conspiracy on the Org to cover up what has actually happened to the missing Orgers! They have all been abducted by aliens! One escaped, but came back completly crazy *cough, cough Zelaria cough, cough*.

The aliens run their experiments on Orgers who have been taken! Night and day, they are subjected to horrible anal probes!! (2the9s says he can't wait to be abducted). How long will The Powers That Be keep the truth from the Org? How long will this horrifying practice continue??