some critic even said it's the best "pre-breakfast quickie sex" song of all time

well, I don't like pre-breakfast sex: when people wake up, myself included, they look bad, not sexy at all: messy hair, bad breath, fat-frog-like eyes, slighty funky genitalia, etc

so no, breakfast and a shower CAN'T wait, even if I wake up with wood...

[Edited 4/11/15 4:38am]

So there should be a follow-up song: The Tonight Show Can Wait?

lol..JoeTyler that is funny.

maybe its just cause it plain old sucks..generic

iZsaZsa said:

What? They are not dirty. He has showered and shaved and come downstairs to find the breakfast I cooked for him as I'm rushing to get out the door to work. But knowing that I'm already late (and he's hungry for vittles) he still wants of get it on first. Knowing we're fresh and clean you can like the song now. lol

so that's your vision of the song??? a rich man putting his servant on his knees and fingering her before eating the breakfast she has prepared to him?

JoeTyler said:

I was honestly wondering the same thing.

Lyrical content aside, still a shitty song.

JoeTyler said:

some critic even said it's the best "pre-breakfast quickie sex" song of all time

well, I don't like pre-breakfast sex: when people wake up, myself included, they look bad, not sexy at all: messy hair, bad breath, fat-frog-like eyes, slighty funky genitalia, etc

so no, breakfast and a shower CAN'T wait, even if I wake up with wood...

[Edited 4/11/15 4:38am]

Speak for yourself.. I wake up Apolonia sexy

I like it but would be better without the chipmonk rap

bigd74 said:

I like it but would be better without the chipmonk rap

I feel like its Camille reincarnated

JoeTyler said:

some critic even said it's the best "pre-breakfast quickie sex" song of all time

well, I don't like pre-breakfast sex: when people wake up, myself included, they look bad, not sexy at all: messy hair, bad breath, fat-frog-like eyes, slighty funky genitalia, etc

so no, breakfast and a shower CAN'T wait, even if I wake up with wood...

[Edited 4/11/15 4:38am]

I dont like it because the video looks like a liberal politicial advertisement of a post-illegal immigration America - and Prince is not in it.

[Edited 4/11/15 15:27pm]

you OBVIOUSLY aren't f*%#ing with "Prince caliber" bitches!

datdude said:

i love getting a rise out of ppl who THINK they "know". i can laught at myself and my own jokes. the OP is super deep and warrants your best thinking i assume.

JoeTyler said:

some critic even said it's the best "pre-breakfast quickie sex" song of all time

well, I don't like pre-breakfast sex: when people wake up, myself included, they look bad, not sexy at all: messy hair, bad breath, fat-frog-like eyes, slighty funky genitalia, etc

so no, breakfast and a shower CAN'T wait, even if I wake up with wood...

[Edited 4/11/15 4:38am]

how sad for you

datdude said:

i love getting a rise out of ppl who THINK they "know". i can laught at myself and my own jokes. the OP is super deep and warrants your best thinking i assume.

I'm not sure this post makes sense

JoeTyler said:

some critic even said it's the best "pre-breakfast quickie sex" song of all time

Obviously they haven't heard Carmen's Just A Little Lovin'.

NouveauDance said:

JoshuaWho said:

JoeTyler said:

some critic even said it's the best "pre-breakfast quickie sex" song of all time

well, I don't like pre-breakfast sex: when people wake up, myself included, they look bad, not sexy at all: messy hair, bad breath, fat-frog-like eyes, slighty funky genitalia, etc

so no, breakfast and a shower CAN'T wait, even if I wake up with wood...

[Edited 4/11/15 4:38am]

I dont like it because the video looks like a liberal politicial advertisement of a post-illegal immigration America - and Prince is not in it.

[Edited 4/11/15 15:27pm]

How on earth are you getting that from the (admittedly terrible) video?

Anyway, the song itself isn't great really, the music sets a nice atmosphere but the duck voice and the corny food lyrics spoil it imo. I've taken to replacing it on the album with the mainly instrumental guitar version from The Breakfast Experience, so it kinda functions as a nice little segue or break in between the poppier first half and the more personal ballads of the second.

awesomeav said:

If you don't like the song now watch the video it's 2000x worse

I could not believe the video, and the fact he charged for it.

I don't like it because it's musically boring. Songs like this, Hot Wit U, Incense and Candles, etc. can all be flushed down the same toilet as far as I'm concerned.

[Edited 4/14/15 9:55am]

I have honestly never heard of a man who wouldn't kill for sex before breakfast.

I don't think Prince is the dirty morning sex type.
I can see he asking her to brush and wash first.
But 1980's Prince would say "Shall I Wash U, and Shall U Wash Me 1st?"
Is the Water Warm Enough...

...the Water In Your Bath

1980's Prince was all about baths

So I think Sex would take place in the shower/bath before breakfast

iZsaZsa said:

JoeTyler said:

so that's your vision of the song??? a rich man putting his servant on his knees and fingering her before eating the breakfast she has prepared to him?

No no no. I envision a princess wearing a 7 carat diamond ring while scrambling eggs for her man before she sends him off to the recording studio. And a counter top quickie.

u r such a poet

Cuz Ur 2 hungry?