JoeTyler said:

some critic even said it's the best "pre-breakfast quickie sex" song of all time

well, I don't like pre-breakfast sex: when people wake up, myself included, they look bad, not sexy at all: messy hair, bad breath, fat-frog-like eyes, slighty funky genitalia, etc

Speak 4 yo self. My baggies stand fresh.

Tastes like Caviar, what's the problem?

I bet Prince never has to tell a woman to go wash her asshole. They are probably ordered by him to always stay fresh and clean, even when making pancakes for him. So when he wakes up he can eat or he can fuck. It's up to him. I get it now. But I had the same thought as the OP. Although I seem to meet women nowadays that want to get fucked in the morning.

I want it morning, noon and night of every day, so ofcourse breakfast can wait.

Joe, do what I do with a dawnbreaker. Get up, wash your face and privates, gargle some mouthwash, put on the deodorant or cologne and then get busy. I always find that works for me.

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And besides it's Prince, do you really think he would be all funky looking and smelling at any time. This is a brother that probably wakes up with make up on. Or at least he wakes up, snaps his fingers and lackies clean him up before Prince wakes up the girl and decides he wants to get busy with her.

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It may be harsh when u first wake up, but that is the price for love. Maybe too Prince was merely being hypothetical with the song as well.

[Edited 4/15/15 4:19am]

poor kid don't know how to fuck

Genesia said:

3rdeyedude said:

I bet Prince never has to tell a woman to go wash her asshole.

My favourite sentence of 2015 so far.

Morning sex is hot.

2funkE said:

NouveauDance said:

3rdeyedude said:

I bet Prince never has to tell a woman to go wash her asshole.

My favourite sentence of 2015 so far.

I want to make it my signature.