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Thread started 04/11/15 4:37am

JoeTyler

This is why I don't like Breakfast Can Wait

some critic even said it's the best "pre-breakfast quickie sex" song of all time

well, I don't like pre-breakfast sex: when people wake up, myself included, they look bad, not sexy at all: messy hair, bad breath, fat-frog-like eyes, slighty funky genitalia, etc

so no, breakfast and a shower CAN'T wait, even if I wake up with wood...

[Edited 4/11/15 4:38am]

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Reply #1 posted 04/11/15 5:44am

Se7en

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So there should be a follow-up song: The Tonight Show Can Wait?

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Reply #2 posted 04/11/15 6:17am

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If you don't like the song now watch the video it's 2000x worse lol
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Life is time time is space and space is what Eye need ~Awesome A.V~
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Reply #3 posted 04/11/15 6:33am

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What? They are not dirty. He has showered and shaved and come downstairs to find the breakfast I cooked for him as I'm rushing to get out the door to work. But knowing that I'm already late (and he's hungry for vittles) he still wants of get it on first. Knowing we're fresh and clean you can like the song now. smile lol
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Reply #4 posted 04/11/15 8:46am

SPYZFAN1

lol..JoeTyler that is funny.

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Reply #5 posted 04/11/15 11:34am

luvsexy4all

maybe its just cause it plain old sucks..generic

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Reply #6 posted 04/11/15 11:38am

JoeTyler

iZsaZsa said:

What? They are not dirty. He has showered and shaved and come downstairs to find the breakfast I cooked for him as I'm rushing to get out the door to work. But knowing that I'm already late (and he's hungry for vittles) he still wants of get it on first. Knowing we're fresh and clean you can like the song now. smile lol

so that's your vision of the song??? a rich man putting his servant on his knees and fingering her before eating the breakfast she has prepared to him? eek

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Reply #7 posted 04/11/15 1:40pm

iZsaZsa

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JoeTyler said:



iZsaZsa said:


What? They are not dirty. He has showered and shaved and come downstairs to find the breakfast I cooked for him as I'm rushing to get out the door to work. But knowing that I'm already late (and he's hungry for vittles) he still wants of get it on first. Knowing we're fresh and clean you can like the song now. smile lol


so that's your vision of the song??? a rich man putting his servant on his knees and fingering her before eating the breakfast she has prepared to him? eek


No no no. I envision a princess wearing a 7 carat diamond ring while scrambling eggs for her man before she sends him off to the recording studio. And a counter top quickie. eek
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Reply #8 posted 04/11/15 1:45pm

CharismaDove

I was honestly wondering the same thing.

Lyrical content aside, still a shitty song.

I guess you know me well, I dont like winter, but I seem to get a kick outta doing you cold
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Reply #9 posted 04/11/15 2:25pm

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JoeTyler said:

some critic even said it's the best "pre-breakfast quickie sex" song of all time

well, I don't like pre-breakfast sex: when people wake up, myself included, they look bad, not sexy at all: messy hair, bad breath, fat-frog-like eyes, slighty funky genitalia, etc

so no, breakfast and a shower CAN'T wait, even if I wake up with wood...

[Edited 4/11/15 4:38am]

Speak for yourself.. I wake up Apolonia sexy cool

This better antonb and PurpleSpirit319
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Reply #10 posted 04/11/15 3:21pm

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Oh. So it's not about doing a big morning dump because you've eaten too much?
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Reply #11 posted 04/11/15 3:22pm

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I like it but would be better without the chipmonk rap

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Reply #12 posted 04/11/15 3:27pm

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bigd74 said:

I like it but would be better without the chipmonk rap

I feel like its Camille reincarnated lol

This better antonb and PurpleSpirit319
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Reply #13 posted 04/11/15 3:27pm

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JoeTyler said:

some critic even said it's the best "pre-breakfast quickie sex" song of all time

well, I don't like pre-breakfast sex: when people wake up, myself included, they look bad, not sexy at all: messy hair, bad breath, fat-frog-like eyes, slighty funky genitalia, etc

so no, breakfast and a shower CAN'T wait, even if I wake up with wood...

[Edited 4/11/15 4:38am]

I dont like it because the video looks like a liberal politicial advertisement of a post-illegal immigration America - and Prince is not in it.

[Edited 4/11/15 15:27pm]

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Reply #14 posted 04/11/15 4:26pm

datdude

you OBVIOUSLY aren't f*%#ing with "Prince caliber" bitches!

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Reply #15 posted 04/11/15 8:02pm

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you OBVIOUSLY aren't f*%#ing with "Prince caliber" bitches!


Exactly the level of cluelessness on this board is mind boggling.
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Reply #16 posted 04/11/15 8:13pm

datdude

i love getting a rise out of ppl who THINK they "know". i can laught at myself and my own jokes. the OP is super deep and warrants your best thinking i assume.

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Reply #17 posted 04/11/15 10:20pm

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JoeTyler said:

some critic even said it's the best "pre-breakfast quickie sex" song of all time

well, I don't like pre-breakfast sex: when people wake up, myself included, they look bad, not sexy at all: messy hair, bad breath, fat-frog-like eyes, slighty funky genitalia, etc

so no, breakfast and a shower CAN'T wait, even if I wake up with wood...

[Edited 4/11/15 4:38am]



how sad for you

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Reply #18 posted 04/12/15 4:51am

JoeTyler

datdude said:

i love getting a rise out of ppl who THINK they "know". i can laught at myself and my own jokes. the OP is super deep and warrants your best thinking i assume.

I'm not sure this post makes sense

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Reply #19 posted 04/12/15 5:00am

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JoeTyler said:

some critic even said it's the best "pre-breakfast quickie sex" song of all time

Obviously they haven't heard Carmen's Just A Little Lovin'.

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Reply #20 posted 04/12/15 5:17am

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NouveauDance said:



JoeTyler said:


some critic even said it's the best "pre-breakfast quickie sex" song of all time



Obviously they haven't heard Carmen's Just A Little Lovin'.


Hot. But I think that's not a quickie. She's rapping about being the meal. nod
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Reply #21 posted 04/12/15 1:23pm

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"Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination and life to everything." --Plato
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Reply #22 posted 04/13/15 6:16am

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JoshuaWho said:

JoeTyler said:

some critic even said it's the best "pre-breakfast quickie sex" song of all time

well, I don't like pre-breakfast sex: when people wake up, myself included, they look bad, not sexy at all: messy hair, bad breath, fat-frog-like eyes, slighty funky genitalia, etc

so no, breakfast and a shower CAN'T wait, even if I wake up with wood...

[Edited 4/11/15 4:38am]

I dont like it because the video looks like a liberal politicial advertisement of a post-illegal immigration America - and Prince is not in it.

[Edited 4/11/15 15:27pm]

How on earth are you getting that from the (admittedly terrible) video?

Anyway, the song itself isn't great really, the music sets a nice atmosphere but the duck voice and the corny food lyrics spoil it imo. I've taken to replacing it on the album with the mainly instrumental guitar version from The Breakfast Experience, so it kinda functions as a nice little segue or break in between the poppier first half and the more personal ballads of the second.

Heavenly wine and roses seems to whisper to me when you smile...
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Reply #23 posted 04/14/15 8:44am

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awesomeav said:

If you don't like the song now watch the video it's 2000x worse lol

lol

I could not believe the video, and the fact he charged for it. lol

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Reply #24 posted 04/14/15 9:54am

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I don't like it because it's musically boring. Songs like this, Hot Wit U, Incense and Candles, etc. can all be flushed down the same toilet as far as I'm concerned.

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Reply #25 posted 04/14/15 10:22am

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I have honestly never heard of a man who wouldn't kill for sex before breakfast.

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Reply #26 posted 04/14/15 10:26am

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Morning sex is fine with me just as long as I urinate before doing so. Breakfast Can Wait...
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Reply #27 posted 04/14/15 11:41am

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I don't think Prince is the dirty morning sex type.
I can see he asking her to brush and wash first.
But 1980's Prince would say "Shall I Wash U, and Shall U Wash Me 1st?"
Is the Water Warm Enough...

...the Water In Your Bath

1980's Prince was all about baths

So I think Sex would take place in the shower/bath before breakfast

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Reply #28 posted 04/14/15 11:42am

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iZsaZsa said:

JoeTyler said:

so that's your vision of the song??? a rich man putting his servant on his knees and fingering her before eating the breakfast she has prepared to him? eek

No no no. I envision a princess wearing a 7 carat diamond ring while scrambling eggs for her man before she sends him off to the recording studio. And a counter top quickie. eek

u r such a poet

#IDEFINEME #ALBUMSSTILLMATTER

A Liar Shall Not Tarry In My Presence
I will make you cyber shit in your pants!
What's the matter with your life
Is poverty bringing U down?
Is the mailman jerking U 'round?
Did he put your million dollar check
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Reply #29 posted 04/14/15 11:46am

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Cuz Ur 2 hungry?

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