After listening to the new song a few times, I kind of get where Prince is coming from. Allow me to
explain...
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Prince is becoming a very bitter fancy lesbian. Getting old isn't easy, especially when you like to
hump women half your age. All that make-up can't hide those lines that are coming through and
he keeps getting ditched for younger women.
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This is what happened. Prince, who really identifies as a woman, got together with a fellow lesbian.
How do I know that Prince considers himself a woman? Well, he sings "I saw you kickin it with
another girl." Who was the original girl? Prince. That is why he is so pissed.
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Prince further proves my point when he sings, "Snatching little wigs from another bouquet."
"Little Wigs..." well, that would be the little thatch of hair found between a woman's legs.
You snatch little wigs when you are eating the pussy!
"Snatching..." enough said
Whose bouquet was she originally snatching "little wigs" from? Prince's...duh.
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So, anyways...Prince meets this lesbian and totally starts to fall in love with her. But, damnit, there
is a problem. Prince can't have sex with her...well...not sex that includes penetration, because
Jehova doesn't allow that shit. So they agree that they will only engage in oral sex (as proven
with how mad he is about kissing her...(spits)). She agrees to leave the "dirty world" behind
(having sex with just anyone) and promises to be Prince's forever.
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Well, everything goes south when Prince takes a walk down to the corner store to get a box
of tampons. Walking with his usual smug stride, Prince is stopped in his tracks when he sees
his one true love all over another girl! (WHAT A BITCH)
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Just like a CIA agent, his woman is leading a double life and already has a wife. Prince is
just a side hoe. At this point Prince sings that he guesses that "a mans only good for a rainy
day." Prince recognizes that he is something that is fun to play with but isn't wife material.
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He has the reciept...her promise to only be with him. But, of course, it was all fake. (Damn, just...
damn)
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"Sun must be out, no more rainy days..." She has left him for good. Now, he sits alone at home
singing about his sorrow. Plus, his stupid fucked up fans think he is talking trash about lesbians
when he is really singing about how hard it is to be an aging fancy lesbian. He just can't win
these days!!