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Printableif prince were my employer i'd sooo quit and go work at mcdonalds
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I'd love to give him pedicures, because I have a fetish for his little feet!  | |
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Twinkly1 said: Career change: Personal Trainer/Nutritionist.
 
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Tame said: I am courteous. I am not above or below helping in any way that is physically possible.
I Pray. I can drive. I am fast. I can cook. I can help with set design. I am an organized planner. I can dance. I am an artist. I know how to party plan. I have been on the road before. There is no experience like being a Mother when it comes to nursing skills. I have a college education. I am friendly. I am a professional Christmas Tree decorator. I have designed jewelry. I have sold toys. I have sold Timeshare. I have worked in floral arrangement. I have worked with stained glass. I can roll up wires. I can put away drums. I can wash clothes. I can design an amusement park I can garden. I can design a house I can landscape I can play pool I can play cards I can paint my nails last.   Okay...So.. If U do all of this then what the hell are the rest of us supposed to do  Just playing | |
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myfavorite said: nurseV said: U could cut 3121 in the grass U may throw a  @ me now  toooo funy.!
(why isn't there a roflmao emotican??)  | |
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MrBiGsTuFf said: KidaDynamite said: Was it?! Damn, I'm good! "Lisa...I mean he has his OWN money!!" 
BiGs U Crazy | |
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purplecam said: The only job I'd want with Prince is the one where I can help him pick the right songs as singles from his CD's.
I think you'd do a great job @ it Purplecam-Let Princey know what's good & WHAT"S NOT | |
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Dayclear said: I'd love to give him pedicures, because I have a fetish for his little feet!
We all know you do Dayclear  You'll need an assistant-  I volunteer | |
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Twinkly1 said: Twinkly1 said: Career change: Personal Trainer/Nutritionist.
[Edited 10/16/08 15:15pm] Make up ur mind Twinkly Princey needs u 2 B sure about this thang | |
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nurseV said: Twinkly1 said: [Edited 10/16/08 15:15pm] Make up ur mind Twinkly Princey needs u 2 B sure about this thang   Salary IS a consideration. | |
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Twinkly1 said: nurseV said: Make up ur mind Twinkly Princey needs u 2 B sure about this thang Salary IS a consideration.  I so love it-Twinkly u r the only one so far whose mentioned the dollars It is definitely a must | |
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nurseV said: Dayclear said: I'd love to give him pedicures, because I have a fetish for his little feet!
We all know you do Dayclear You'll need an assistant- I volunteer Yep, me and Nurse V, "Prince's toe-jam pickers" [Edited 10/16/08 15:40pm] | |
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Dayclear said: nurseV said: We all know you do Dayclear You'll need an assistant- I volunteer Yep, me and Nurse V, "Prince's toe-jam pickers"
[Edited 10/16/08 15:40pm] I gladly do it Afterwards we could put his little boots on  | |
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I'd be Prince's professional listener.
Nobody listens to him. He yell "no galleries" and 319 photo threads go up. He screams "no scan from my new book" and I've seen half the pics floating around the web...and don't even get my started on his videos, being wiped from the net. 
When Prince goes on a ranting spree, I'll sit and look concerned, offer the obligatory "Mmmm-hmms", "Yes, Dears" and "You're rights" and duck down when he takes to throwing his shoes and things. I'll sit and listen to him until he gets it all of his fuzzy little chest. Then I'll give him a throat loazenge and tell him to go  I love a Man who:
Wears More Make Up Than Me. Wears Four Inch Stilleto Boots. Changes His Name To An Unpronouncable Symbol. Who Changes His Name Back From An Unpronouncable Symbol. Oh And Most Importantly, Who Is Sexy Little Drop Of Butterscotch | |
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guarinigirl2000 said: I'd be Prince's professional listener.
Nobody listens to him. He yell "no galleries" and 319 photo threads go up. He screams "no scan from my new book" and I've seen half the pics floating around the web...and don't even get my started on his videos, being wiped from the net.
When Prince goes on a ranting spree, I'll sit and look concerned, offer the obligatory "Mmmm-hmms", "Yes, Dears" and "You're rights" and duck down when he takes to throwing his shoes and things. I'll sit and listen to him until he gets it all of his fuzzy little chest. Then I'll give him a throat loazenge and tell him to go A Good listener-the simplicity of it all. I think he'd like that-Princey ain't throwing them heels | |
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nurseV said: Damn!!! Ya'll know you'd work 4 him
I dont work with control freaks, I work against them  Smurf theme song-seriously how many fucking "La Las" can u fit into a dam song 
Proud Wendy and Lisa Fancy Lesbian asskisser  | |
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toots said: nurseV said: Damn!!! Ya'll know you'd work 4 him
I dont work with control freaks, I work against them Take that back | |
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He would hire me because I BLOODY WELL SAID SO!!!!  PRINCE IS WATCHING U " When an Artist Creates, whatever they create belongs to society"
U can't polish a turd.. but u can roll it in glitter In my Profile Pic | |
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chillichocaholic said: He would hire me because I BLOODY WELL SAID SO!!!!
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nurseV said: chillichocaholic said: He would hire me because I BLOODY WELL SAID SO!!!!
Hey! Get back in ure 
PRINCE IS WATCHING U " When an Artist Creates, whatever they create belongs to society"
U can't polish a turd.. but u can roll it in glitter In my Profile Pic | |
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chillichocaholic said: nurseV said: Hey! Get back in ure
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Good fringe benefits. But P gets all the fringe. | |
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MrBiGsTuFf said: KidaDynamite said: Was it?! Damn, I'm good! "Lisa...I mean he has his OWN money!!"
Damn this cold I got cause I'm laughing and coughing at once! I'm not a fan of "old Prince". I'm not a fan of "new Prince". I'm just a fan of Prince. Simple as that | |
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EmeraldSkies said: psychodelicide said: Prince would never pick me to work for him, because he'd tell me to do something, and I probably would just stand there and look at him like this:
My employment with him would be immediately terminated. You could be his personal gawker! Prince would HATE having someone standing there gawking at him. If I were a well-known musician like he is, I wouldn't like it either. RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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If Prince was Ur employer Ud probably never c him. [Edited 10/16/08 18:33pm] | |
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why work for Satan when you can work for God.
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I'd be his private dancer!  | |
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union119 said: why work for Satan when you can work for God.
Ooooh.... | |
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nurseV said: toots said: I dont work with control freaks, I work against them Take that back Nope. I dont take orders from a man thanks. Smurf theme song-seriously how many fucking "La Las" can u fit into a dam song
Proud Wendy and Lisa Fancy Lesbian asskisser | |
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L4OATheOriginal said:[quote]cause i'm multi-talented in things he would need
accounting musician security ..(keeping folks like gyro, kida dynamite and desireenevermind from getting 2 close 2 him)
[quote] LOL i don't think that would even be possible | |
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