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Reply #150 posted 10/26/07 10:58pm

etifaim

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wildgoldenhoney said:

etifaim said:



confused



confused


neutral
"For those who know the number and don't call...Fuck all y'all"
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Reply #151 posted 10/26/07 11:03pm

wildgoldenhone
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NastradumasKid said:

wildgoldenhoney said:




I am!


I bet think you're cool because you're a boy and I'm not! biggrin

I hate it when my Mom says I act like a boy.
You think I act like one?



A little...a little tomboy!
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Reply #152 posted 10/26/07 11:04pm

wildgoldenhone
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etifaim said:

wildgoldenhoney said:




confused


neutral


neutral
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Reply #153 posted 10/26/07 11:11pm

NastradumasKid

wildgoldenhoney said:

etifaim said:



neutral


neutral


this is strange eek neutral
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Reply #154 posted 10/26/07 11:15pm

wildgoldenhone
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NastradumasKid said:

wildgoldenhoney said:



neutral


this is strange eek neutral



Yeah, you're right! It was a staring contest, I guess!

Ok, peace etifaim! lol

"I come in peace my friend..."
[Edited 10/26/07 23:17pm]
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Reply #155 posted 10/26/07 11:22pm

etifaim

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wildgoldenhoney said:

NastradumasKid said:



this is strange eek neutral



Yeah, you're right! It was a staring contest, I guess!

Ok, peace etifaim! lol


What's going on here?
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Reply #156 posted 10/26/07 11:26pm

NastradumasKid

etifaim said:

wildgoldenhoney said:




Yeah, you're right! It was a staring contest, I guess!

Ok, peace etifaim! lol


What's going on here?


Everything!!!
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Reply #157 posted 10/26/07 11:33pm

wildgoldenhone
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etifaim said:

wildgoldenhoney said:




Yeah, you're right! It was a staring contest, I guess!

Ok, peace etifaim! lol


What's going on here?



I don't know, why were you making faces at me? sad
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Reply #158 posted 10/27/07 6:03am

wildgoldenhone
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Yeah, what was going on with me last night? I was crazy/mental/exhausted/irked/irrational-tired that I just had to go to bed early.

Sorry guys (I find myself apologizing a lot lately confused). And NastraKid, I was joking, I'm NOT a boy!







Ok, let me get out of the way because this is a joke thread.....

Get back to the Prince jokes lol lol
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Reply #159 posted 10/27/07 6:12am

KidaDynamite

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etifaim said:

Prince invites Jerome and Morris over for lunch with him and a woman he's been dating for some months. Every time he speaks to his girlfriend he calls her names like "My Love", "Darling", "Sweetheart", etc., etc.

Jerome looks at him and says, "That's smooth that you always refer to her using those little pet names. I bet she like dat."

Morris agrees with an affirmative "Yayuss"

Prince takes a drink of his tea, then says, "Well, honestly, I've forgotten her name."

Morris: "Bwahahahahaah!"


WTF!!! falloff
surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
I ain't felt this way in years...
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Reply #160 posted 10/27/07 6:15am

christos7

KidaDynamite said:

etifaim said:

Prince invites Jerome and Morris over for lunch with him and a woman he's been dating for some months. Every time he speaks to his girlfriend he calls her names like "My Love", "Darling", "Sweetheart", etc., etc.

Jerome looks at him and says, "That's smooth that you always refer to her using those little pet names. I bet she like dat."

Morris agrees with an affirmative "Yayuss"

Prince takes a drink of his tea, then says, "Well, honestly, I've forgotten her name."

Morris: "Bwahahahahaah!"


WTF!!! falloff


That sounds like a true story.. lol
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Reply #161 posted 10/27/07 6:30am

InsatiableCrea
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wut in da fuck is goin on here whofarted
cream.
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Reply #162 posted 10/27/07 6:31am

ewald

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Prince left the Jehova's.
He couldn't reach the doorbells.
[Edited 10/27/07 6:32am]
Thank God this ain't Monopoly
U'd make us all go back 2 start
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Reply #163 posted 10/27/07 6:34am

KidaDynamite

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christos7 said:

KidaDynamite said:



WTF!!! falloff


That sounds like a true story.. lol


nod
surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
I ain't felt this way in years...
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Reply #164 posted 10/27/07 6:44am

wildgoldenhone
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InsatiableCream said:

wut in da fuck is goin on here whofarted


oh, NADA!

just get back to the jokes.... lol
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Reply #165 posted 10/27/07 8:02am

1KissAtATyme

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etifaim said:

I like pplrain's last joke so here's a sequel:

One day Prince found out his credit card was stolen. He however decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than Mani did.



Ouch lol
U want to know the secreat of love and happiness? Love GOD with all your heart, mind soul and strength. And love your neighboor as yourself.
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Reply #166 posted 10/27/07 10:56am

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Christaro said:

What's the difference between Prince and a dildo?

Prince is a real dick.

Bricks please bringiton


LMAO!!!
"Dead in the middle of Little Italy little did we know
that we riddled some middleman who didn't do diddily"--BP
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Reply #167 posted 10/27/07 11:04am

NastradumasKid

purplewisdom said:

Christaro said:

What's the difference between Prince and a dildo?

Prince is a real dick.

Bricks please bringiton


LMAO!!!



That was soooo wrong

NASTY MUTHAFUCKAS!!!! lol lol lol
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Reply #168 posted 10/27/07 12:07pm

etifaim

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christos7 said:

KidaDynamite said:



WTF!!! falloff


That sounds like a true story.. lol


Glad you like it lol
"For those who know the number and don't call...Fuck all y'all"
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Reply #169 posted 10/27/07 12:09pm

NastradumasKid

etifaim said:

christos7 said:



That sounds like a true story.. lol


Glad you like it lol


HEy KId
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Reply #170 posted 10/27/07 4:57pm

wildgoldenhone
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etifaim said:

christos7 said:



That sounds like a true story.. lol


Glad you like it lol



Thanks for the jokes, they were great! razz
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Reply #171 posted 10/29/07 10:09am

Alasseon

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ewald said:

Prince left the Jehova's.
He couldn't reach the doorbells.
[Edited 10/27/07 6:32am]


short.
sweet.
and funny!

...and so was the joke! *parump-pump*
batman guitar

Some people tell me I've got great legs...
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Reply #172 posted 10/29/07 11:37am

andyf

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Good things COME (you can do that, babe), to those who wait...you should try it, as well as the bricks. Already told it.


clapping wait.....no brick brick brick



Here's Prince, facing the fire, and there's KidaD, hiding in Big Daddy's Pocket (and no, not Daddy Pop, t'other one!). And what are you doing? You're gonna reward KidaD, and destroy Prince. What a sham! What kinda of a show you guys puttin' on here--you join a P dedicated website, then mock P when P shows you what livin' really is? What a bunch of cr*p. I say you are killing the very spirit that this website proclaims it instills.

Well, Gentlemen, when the sh*t hits the fan, some guys run and some guys stay. And I'm here to tell you, Prince's soul is intact, it's non-negotiable. Know (no) how I know? Listen to the joke on Vicky waiting, afore you listen to the Jokes (or commonly known as orgers) on here. What P has got is called integrity, it's called courage and not even Gold can buy that. Can you buy this?

And a, k, g, b, wherever you are out there...oop yourn too!*

*with a big influence (how's that for cornball?)






lol
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Reply #173 posted 10/30/07 2:51am

KidaDynamite

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andyf said:

KidaDynamite said:



clapping wait.....no brick brick brick



Here's Prince, facing the fire, and there's KidaD, hiding in Big Daddy's Pocket (and no, not Daddy Pop, t'other one!). And what are you doing? You're gonna reward KidaD, and destroy Prince. What a sham! What kinda of a show you guys puttin' on here--you join a P dedicated website, then mock P when P shows you what livin' really is? What a bunch of cr*p. I say you are killing the very spirit that this website proclaims it instills.

Well, Gentlemen, when the sh*t hits the fan, some guys run and some guys stay. And I'm here to tell you, Prince's soul is intact, it's non-negotiable. Know (no) how I know? Listen to the joke on Vicky waiting, afore you listen to the Jokes (or commonly known as orgers) on here. What P has got is called integrity, it's called courage and not even Gold can buy that. Can you buy this?

And a, k, g, b, wherever you are out there...oop yourn too!*

*with a big influence (how's that for cornball?)






lol


ummm.....confuse ya really lost me on this one! falloff
surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
I ain't felt this way in years...
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Reply #174 posted 10/30/07 3:35am

andyf

KidaDynamite said:

andyf said:



ummm.....confuse ya really lost me on this one! falloff
It's mostly a gentle chiding. Apologies for forthrightness and possible misguidedness. If you want to be found, watch 'Scent of a Woman'. I'm sure you're still a melody. You're still cool?

Andy
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Reply #175 posted 10/30/07 3:55am

KidaDynamite

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andyf said:

KidaDynamite said:



ummm.....confuse ya really lost me on this one! falloff
It's mostly a gentle chiding. Apologies for forthrightness and possible misguidedness. If you want to be found, watch 'Scent of a Woman'. I'm sure you're still a melody. You're still cool?

Andy


Your way with words are different and I like it! cool

Your cool 2!
surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
I ain't felt this way in years...
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Reply #176 posted 10/30/07 10:39am

Alasseon

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NastradumasKid said:

purplewisdom said:



LMAO!!!



That was soooo wrong

NASTY MUTHAFUCKAS!!!! lol lol lol



lol lol lol I even love the challenge of "Bricks please" HAHAHA...
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Reply #177 posted 10/30/07 3:32pm

peacekermit

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[Edited 4/21/12 13:16pm]
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Reply #178 posted 10/30/07 11:46pm

Cataclizm1

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This thread lol
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Reply #179 posted 11/06/07 3:56am

andyf

KidaDynamite said:

andyf said:

It's mostly a gentle chiding. Apologies for forthrightness and possible misguidedness. If you want to be found, watch 'Scent of a Woman'. I'm sure you're still a melody. You're still cool?

Andy


Your way with words are different and I like it! cool

Your cool 2!
Thanks!
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