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Reply #120 posted 10/26/07 8:53pm

1KissAtATyme

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etifaim said:

Prince invites Jerome and Morris over for lunch with him and a woman he's been dating for some months. Every time he speaks to his girlfriend he calls her names like "My Love", "Darling", "Sweetheart", etc., etc.

Jerome looks at him and says, "That's smooth that you always refer to her using those little pet names. I bet she like dat."

Morris agrees with an affirmative "Yayuss"

Prince takes a drink of his tea, then says, "Well, honestly, I've forgotten her name."

Morris: "Bwahahahahaah!"



Cute giggle
U want to know the secreat of love and happiness? Love GOD with all your heart, mind soul and strength. And love your neighboor as yourself.
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Reply #121 posted 10/26/07 9:16pm

NastradumasKid

What has big breasts is on four legs and goes "wolf wolf"?




Apollonia
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Reply #122 posted 10/26/07 9:43pm

1KissAtATyme

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NastradumasKid said:

What has big breasts is on four legs and goes "wolf wolf"?




Apollonia



lol sorry kid but err brick
Only because I dig Apollonia
speaking on that am I the only one who catches Kanye saying her name wrong on his song "Stronger"?
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Reply #123 posted 10/26/07 9:46pm

NastradumasKid

1KissAtATyme said:

NastradumasKid said:

What has big breasts is on four legs and goes "wolf wolf"?




Apollonia



lol sorry kid but err brick
Only because I dig Apollonia
speaking on that am I the only one who catches Kanye saying her name wrong on his song "Stronger"?


Then fuck it!!! don't like I don't fucking care!! biggrin

Man I thought it was good sad sad

No Kanye "cry baby" West didn't say her name wrong...I don't think so.. confused
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Reply #124 posted 10/26/07 9:49pm

etifaim

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1KissAtATyme said:

NastradumasKid said:

What has big breasts is on four legs and goes "wolf wolf"?




Apollonia



lol sorry kid but err brick
Only because I dig Apollonia
speaking on that am I the only one who catches Kanye saying her name wrong on his song "Stronger"?


nevermind.
[Edited 10/26/07 21:50pm]
"For those who know the number and don't call...Fuck all y'all"
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Reply #125 posted 10/26/07 9:51pm

NastradumasKid

etifaim said:

1KissAtATyme said:




lol sorry kid but err brick
Only because I dig Apollonia
speaking on that am I the only one who catches Kanye saying her name wrong on his song "Stronger"?


nevermind.
[Edited 10/26/07 21:50pm]


When I first heard that line I got exicted for so reason. biggrin
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Reply #126 posted 10/26/07 9:55pm

etifaim

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NastradumasKid said:

etifaim said:



nevermind.
[Edited 10/26/07 21:50pm]


When I first heard that line I got exicted for so reason. biggrin


Yeah, I think I only like the song because of that line, lol.
No, but really, I like Kanye. smile
"For those who know the number and don't call...Fuck all y'all"
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Reply #127 posted 10/26/07 10:00pm

NastradumasKid

etifaim said:

NastradumasKid said:



When I first heard that line I got exicted for so reason. biggrin


Yeah, I think I only like the song because of that line, lol.
No, but really, I like Kanye. smile



I like him only when he's not acting like a bitch! smile
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Reply #128 posted 10/26/07 10:02pm

etifaim

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I like pplrain's last joke so here's a sequel:

One day Prince found out his credit card was stolen. He however decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than Mani did.
"For those who know the number and don't call...Fuck all y'all"
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Reply #129 posted 10/26/07 10:06pm

NastradumasKid

etifaim said:

I like pplrain's last joke so here's a sequel:

One day Prince found out his credit card was stolen. He however decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than Mani did.



I didn't get it son explain? eek confused
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Reply #130 posted 10/26/07 10:11pm

etifaim

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NastradumasKid said:

etifaim said:

I like pplrain's last joke so here's a sequel:

One day Prince found out his credit card was stolen. He however decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than Mani did.



I didn't get it son explain? eek confused


I'm not your son. lol And I'm female.
Well, A lot of fans think that Mani was only with Prince for his money...Apparently she got paid (half his? lol)after they were divorced....
"For those who know the number and don't call...Fuck all y'all"
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Reply #131 posted 10/26/07 10:16pm

NastradumasKid

etifaim said:

NastradumasKid said:




I didn't get it son explain? eek confused


I'm not your son. lol And I'm female.
Well, A lot of fans think that Mani was only with Prince for his money...Apparently she got paid (half his? lol)after they were divorced....



I don't mean it like that I call people in general son
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Reply #132 posted 10/26/07 10:20pm

etifaim

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NastradumasKid said:

etifaim said:



I'm not your son. lol And I'm female.
Well, A lot of fans think that Mani was only with Prince for his money...Apparently she got paid (half his? lol)after they were divorced....



I don't mean it like that I call people in general son


So do grandpa's giggle...Any particular reason you do this?
"For those who know the number and don't call...Fuck all y'all"
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Reply #133 posted 10/26/07 10:33pm

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etifaim said:

Prince invites Jerome and Morris over for lunch with him and a woman he's been dating for some months. Every time he speaks to his girlfriend he calls her names like "My Love", "Darling", "Sweetheart", etc., etc.

Jerome looks at him and says, "That's smooth that you always refer to her using those little pet names. I bet she like dat."

Morris agrees with an affirmative "Yayuss"

Prince takes a drink of his tea, then says, "Well, honestly, I've forgotten her name."

Morris: "Bwahahahahaah!"



lol funny!
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Reply #134 posted 10/26/07 10:34pm

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pplrain said:

Knock Knock,
Prince:Who's there?
Mani
Prince:Mani who?
Mani thanks for the mani (sorry couldn't help it)

Prince gets the brick for being a dummy razz
[Edited 10/26/07 19:19pm]



lol
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Reply #135 posted 10/26/07 10:36pm

wildgoldenhone
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NastradumasKid said:

etifaim said:

I like pplrain's last joke so here's a sequel:

One day Prince found out his credit card was stolen. He however decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than Mani did.



I didn't get it son explain? eek confused



HI!
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Reply #136 posted 10/26/07 10:38pm

wildgoldenhone
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etifaim said:

NastradumasKid said:




I didn't get it son explain? eek confused


I'm not your son. lol And I'm female.
Well, A lot of fans think that Mani was only with Prince for his money...Apparently she got paid (half his? lol)after they were divorced....



eek
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Reply #137 posted 10/26/07 10:52pm

NastradumasKid

wildgoldenhoney said:

NastradumasKid said:




I didn't get it son explain? eek confused



HI!


Hey to you!! smile
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Reply #138 posted 10/26/07 10:52pm

etifaim

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wildgoldenhoney said:

etifaim said:



I'm not your son. lol And I'm female.
Well, A lot of fans think that Mani was only with Prince for his money...Apparently she got paid (half his? lol)after they were divorced....



eek


Does this surprise you? lol
"For those who know the number and don't call...Fuck all y'all"
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Reply #139 posted 10/26/07 10:53pm

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NastradumasKid said:

wildgoldenhoney said:




HI!


Hey to you!! smile


You're up late!
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Reply #140 posted 10/26/07 10:54pm

NastradumasKid

etifaim said:

NastradumasKid said:




I don't mean it like that I call people in general son


So do grandpa's giggle...Any particular reason you do this?


No reason I just do. smile

I didn't know you we're a female
Just for you to know I'm not a boy.
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Reply #141 posted 10/26/07 10:54pm

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etifaim said:

wildgoldenhoney said:




eek


Does this surprise you? lol



eek for real?
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Reply #142 posted 10/26/07 10:55pm

etifaim

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NastradumasKid said:

etifaim said:



So do grandpa's giggle...Any particular reason you do this?


No reason I just do. smile

I didn't know you we're a female
Just for you to know I'm not a boy.


K Son wink
"For those who know the number and don't call...Fuck all y'all"
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Reply #143 posted 10/26/07 10:55pm

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NastradumasKid said:

etifaim said:



So do grandpa's giggle...Any particular reason you do this?


No reason I just do. smile

I didn't know you we're a female
Just for you to know I'm not a boy.



I am!
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Reply #144 posted 10/26/07 10:55pm

etifaim

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wildgoldenhoney said:

etifaim said:



Does this surprise you? lol



eek for real?


confused
"For those who know the number and don't call...Fuck all y'all"
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Reply #145 posted 10/26/07 10:56pm

NastradumasKid

wildgoldenhoney said:

NastradumasKid said:



Hey to you!! smile


You're up late!


Just because I'm 16 doesn't mean I have to go to bed early and plus it's the weekend biggrin biggrin
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Reply #146 posted 10/26/07 10:56pm

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etifaim said:

NastradumasKid said:



No reason I just do. smile

I didn't know you we're a female
Just for you to know I'm not a boy.


K Son wink


No, she's a girl! Don't call her son!
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Reply #147 posted 10/26/07 10:57pm

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NastradumasKid said:

wildgoldenhoney said:



You're up late!


Just because I'm 16 doesn't mean I have to go to bed early and plus it's the weekend biggrin biggrin



I'm joking, don't yell at me little lady! lol
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Reply #148 posted 10/26/07 10:58pm

wildgoldenhone
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etifaim said:

wildgoldenhoney said:




eek for real?


confused



confused
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Reply #149 posted 10/26/07 10:58pm

NastradumasKid

wildgoldenhoney said:

NastradumasKid said:



No reason I just do. smile

I didn't know you we're a female
Just for you to know I'm not a boy.



I am!


I bet think you're cool because you're a boy and I'm not! biggrin

I hate it when my Mom says I act like a boy.
You think I act like one?
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